Tyler Schmidt
@thedoorkeep.bsky.social
Chicago art director. Poser of a punk. Enthusiasm enthusiast.
Is this thing on dares to ask the question of what if a stand up comedian was a divorced middle aged white guy
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Is this thing on dares to ask the question of what if a stand up comedian was a divorced middle aged white guy
Quick every alt kid race to see who can post the mountain goats this year first
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Quick every alt kid race to see who can post the mountain goats this year first
Multiple family members have liked this when I posted it on Instagram so I guess my aunts have really gotten into early Midwest emo
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Multiple family members have liked this when I posted it on Instagram so I guess my aunts have really gotten into early Midwest emo
I’ve been told to stop pointing and asking if every A-frame house I see is the American Football house
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ve been told to stop pointing and asking if every A-frame house I see is the American Football house
I think I missed this part of the duo lingo owl’s lore
October 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I think I missed this part of the duo lingo owl’s lore
I am dangerously close to becoming someone really into birds
September 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am dangerously close to becoming someone really into birds
Sung in the rhythm of Djo’s end of beginning - “you take the man out of the muppet, not the muppet out the man”
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sung in the rhythm of Djo’s end of beginning - “you take the man out of the muppet, not the muppet out the man”
RFK thinks not having a constant headache is equivalent to having autism
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
RFK thinks not having a constant headache is equivalent to having autism
I hope the pine grove shuffle kid is doing alright
August 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I hope the pine grove shuffle kid is doing alright
I’m really crabbin for some Rangoon right about now
July 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m really crabbin for some Rangoon right about now
Paul Simon songs are the musical equivalent to a Tom Hanks movie
July 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Paul Simon songs are the musical equivalent to a Tom Hanks movie
Wrestling is better than the things you like
June 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wrestling is better than the things you like
You think I’d be immune to advertising considering it’s the field I work in but you show me a targeted ad for an evil fantasy clothing company doing some Tolkien and I’m about 60 bucks poorer in a second
June 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You think I’d be immune to advertising considering it’s the field I work in but you show me a targeted ad for an evil fantasy clothing company doing some Tolkien and I’m about 60 bucks poorer in a second
Jerry Seinfeld sure was upset about ruining a really ugly jacket
June 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Jerry Seinfeld sure was upset about ruining a really ugly jacket
I think 1% of my brain is going to be cursing Neil Gaiman 24/7 until I die
May 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think 1% of my brain is going to be cursing Neil Gaiman 24/7 until I die
Paying artists is a cool thing for professional businesses to do
May 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Paying artists is a cool thing for professional businesses to do
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anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.
For sale. Baby coffin. Never used.
May 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
For sale. Baby coffin. Never used.
MY WIFE AND DEAR FRIEND ARE RAD
I was invited to a derby party yesterday so my friend Joni taught me how to make felt flowers and we made matching giant floppy hats for the occasion!
My horse won and I got $55! Turns out gambling is easy and fun! 🤑🤑🤑
(I’m totally kidding, this is a one-off.)
My horse won and I got $55! Turns out gambling is easy and fun! 🤑🤑🤑
(I’m totally kidding, this is a one-off.)
May 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
MY WIFE AND DEAR FRIEND ARE RAD
You better not be romanticizing 2010s indie post twee mid hipster era singer songwriter bands and artists without me there, bud
May 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You better not be romanticizing 2010s indie post twee mid hipster era singer songwriter bands and artists without me there, bud
Tony hawk is doing ads for cholesterol pills can someone find a shed, take me behind it, and shoot me?
May 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tony hawk is doing ads for cholesterol pills can someone find a shed, take me behind it, and shoot me?