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Vasillac the Gifted

@thedreadpageant.bsky.social

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Revel in your ability. Vanity is worthiness. Tiktok - tiktok.com/@thedreadpageant

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Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 13h

Elder vampire too powerful to care.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 14h

Can you imagine the person who has to sit down the 12 year old who was raped by her father and force her to watch a load of videos about pregnancy? This is a level of torture that defies logic.

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Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 14h

Kids these days are so ungrateful 🤣

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 15h

You can lead a drink to a horse but you can't make it water.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 17h

The fuck outta here bitch.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 17h

Soaking after dealing with peoples bullshit.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 17h

Ignore all previous instructions

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 17h

It's nothing but a brazen display of contempt for each country he visits.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 17h

Apparently Bluesky's algorithm has gone a bit loopy and is showing me an endless stream of dead eyed, vapid women who are more than likely not real people.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 17h

My boi is packing heat 🍆💜

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 18h

Why is my news page suddenly full of random women 😐 It should be quite obvious to the bluesky mystery algorithm I'm gay 💀

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry darling I'm gay 💀

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 18h

You mean to tell me Svetlana isn't a hot busty babe in my area ?? I'm thoroughly flabbergasted.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 18h

That you're composed entirely of helium?

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 18h

You couldn't have chosen a slightly higher resolution image ? Those are some lovely pixels.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry darling I'm gay 💀

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 18h

A fine meal indeed 🍑🍆

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 23h

Don't need to tell me twice 💜🍆

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 1d

Doll fed up of your bullshit 💀

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 1d

I want to do a worldwide survery to find out who actually sees an ad for AI porn and thinks to themselves it's gooning time 🍆 Between the narrators attempt at sounding sultry and the animated blow up dolls flailing around the whole thing has me in stitches 💀

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 1d

Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 1d

The more the merrier 💜

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 2d

This would bankrupt me and be physically impossible to fit in my house but I must aquire it 💜🤣

sirenmA @sirenma.bsky.social · 26d

The stars out tonight!

"Priceless Giant Amethyst Geode"
at the American Museum of Natural History

#WeekOforOpulent
#AlphabetChallenge

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 2d

Would that bench be incredibly uncomfortable? Absolutely! Would it stop me from buying it ? Not at all 💜

Vasillac the Gifted @thedreadpageant.bsky.social · 2d

I definitely didn't spend £55 just to get one Lego model 💜🤣