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thedumpsterpyre
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she/her || 25
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Starting a gofundme for Giyuu’s chiro appointments after getting thrown through an infinite Japanese castle complex
#kny #demonslayer #infinitycastle
September 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You know why you didn’t get raptured today, it’s because of that damn Tylenol
#can’tdodrugsinheaven #rapture2025
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If I take Tylenol will I get better at math or just really into trains?
#askingforafriend #tylenol #usgovernment #rfkjr
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh shit chat it’s a girl! IRL??! a GIRL?!?!
September 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m already sick to my stomach over how the government and its media is going to talk more about how the shooter was trans then the lives lost or of gun control
#thisgovernmentisshit #uscurrentevents #minneapolis
August 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@amazonprime.bsky.social has really wrecked my sense of how long mail is supposed to take
#annoyedafter3days #imridiculous #mail
a woman is standing next to a chair on the sidewalk .
ALT: a woman is standing next to a chair on the sidewalk .
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Am I the only one who hates the new flip phone style? Am I the problem child? Brother ewww
#samsungflip #motorolarazr #phone #technology
July 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
New fav hibachi spot unlocked: Waffle House
#wafflehouse #hibachi #funny #shitpost
July 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
New fav thing rn is to ask Trumpers if they like Superman, and when they say yes go: “ew he’s an immigrant”
#superman2025 #magacult
July 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Really wishing sneakers had a trade-in value like a car
#shoesareexpensive @brooksrunning.com #please #imjustagirl
July 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Bro is keeping the honmoon golden himself
#kpopdemonhunters #golden
July 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@ the crafters of the world, I am on my knees begging harder than a divorced dad for a new Creed cd, PLEASE MAKE PLUSHIES OF THESE TWO
#kpopdemonhunters #derpytiger #magpiewithahat
July 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Came for zombies and left wanting to hug my mom
#28yearslater #scaryandbeautiful
#hauntinglygorgeous
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
June 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m so happy I get to exist in the timeline of Gaga and Chappell 🩵
#ladygaga #chappellroan #besttimeline
June 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@ the missing Annabelle doll: there’s this huge white house in DC I’m gonna need you to get to and stay at for a while alright?
#annabelleredemptionarc #missingannabelledoll #uscurrentevents #paranormal
May 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
THIS BITCH WON 🥇
#uno #cat #meme
May 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Anyone got a fav vocal stim you just say on reflex? Mine is walking into any empty space and loudly saying “hello?”
#vocalstim #lettingtheintrusivethoughtsout #shitpost
May 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Feeling a bit too safe in my home, so true crime night it is ☺️🔪💕
#adeadlyamericanmarriage #netflixandchill #truecrimejunkee
May 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Given the secrecy and isolation of the conclave, we can't necessarily disprove that the new Pope was selected by a Cardinal-on-Cardinal Dance Dance Revolution tournament on those crinkly play-at-home DDR pads
#popeleoxiv #pope #conclave #vatican
May 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thoughts while actively listening to #EvenInArcadia #SleepToken
May 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am not sorry for the person I’m about to become when #EvenInArcadia drops in 20min
#SleepToken #eatinguptheofferings
May 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If Duolingo is looking for sympathy it’s somewhere in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”
#aiisajoke #ai #duolingo
May 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#Beats was definitely bought by #Apple because the new Powerbeats Pro 2 doesn’t come with a charger…and we all know who LOVES more than anything to fuck people over with inconveniences 🤬😤
April 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM