André Imbayago
@theeandre.com
Cloud Engineer. Co-Founder. Grey Hat. Morally Grey/Gray Kray/Cray.
One moment it's bright & sunny, ready for a swim. ☀️Now it's all dark & grey, ready for a thunderstorm. ⛈️
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
One moment it's bright & sunny, ready for a swim. ☀️Now it's all dark & grey, ready for a thunderstorm. ⛈️
An entry level iPhone can't be 256gb anymore. 512gb or 1TB+
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
An entry level iPhone can't be 256gb anymore. 512gb or 1TB+
"Couldn't be me" is a form of projection. Usually trauma driven.
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"Couldn't be me" is a form of projection. Usually trauma driven.
S3 object size limit increased to 50TB? 😧
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
S3 object size limit increased to 50TB? 😧
It's hard watching #StrangerThings5 knowing very well these aren't teens anymore.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It's hard watching #StrangerThings5 knowing very well these aren't teens anymore.
Being part of any running club or leaderboard is some good motivation. I just want to be in the top 5 everyday.
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Being part of any running club or leaderboard is some good motivation. I just want to be in the top 5 everyday.
40, did you get the message?
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
40, did you get the message?
You're littering & your excuse is "you are creating jobs"? 😒
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
You're littering & your excuse is "you are creating jobs"? 😒
Apply complete! Resources: 0 added, 0 changed, 4 destroyed.
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Apply complete! Resources: 0 added, 0 changed, 4 destroyed.
Deceiving your investors is hardly a business model.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Deceiving your investors is hardly a business model.
Am I wrong for being excited when an afternoon meeting gets cancelled? Why are we meeting first thing in the morning at 8am NY time?
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Am I wrong for being excited when an afternoon meeting gets cancelled? Why are we meeting first thing in the morning at 8am NY time?
I need to double check my mic is muted before running my mouth 👉🏾🔊😩🏃🏾
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I need to double check my mic is muted before running my mouth 👉🏾🔊😩🏃🏾
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Seasons become climate.
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Seasons become climate.
It's kinda funny how...
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November 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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I'm caving in. I'm letting go of all the Apple products boxes that I have stacking up. I can't keep storing them. Let me know which box/packaging you need. I HAVE IT.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm caving in. I'm letting go of all the Apple products boxes that I have stacking up. I can't keep storing them. Let me know which box/packaging you need. I HAVE IT.
Did ya'll process your refunds for the @kanyewest show? #KeDezemba
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Did ya'll process your refunds for the @kanyewest show? #KeDezemba
This rain really doesn't want me to shine. 😔🚫🅿️🏃🏾
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This rain really doesn't want me to shine. 😔🚫🅿️🏃🏾
Anyone at the opening of ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶ Walmart @FourwaysMall? Let us know what's good to get.
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Anyone at the opening of ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶ Walmart @FourwaysMall? Let us know what's good to get.
Why is @CallofDuty Mobile using up close to 50GB of storage? 😩
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Why is @CallofDuty Mobile using up close to 50GB of storage? 😩