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Kristaps Andrejsons
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Latvian journalist, host of The Eastern Border podcast. Got banned from Twitter by putin's trolls, trying to rebuild here. Help very much appreciated!

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheEasternBorder
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2.7 The Butter Crisis and The Banana Fleet

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Russian Navy recently surrendered a ship to Estonian customs inspectors without firing a shot and "Digital Stalingrad" in the Donbas where soldiers are resorting to medieval torture just to unlock Starlink terminals.
Tas, ka tur driblēt visi aizmirsuši. Un burtiski izskatās ka visiem viss absolūti vienalga, 0 cenšanās.
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Out of sheer curiosity, I decided to watch an NBA game, which I hadn't done since the early 00's.

I'm used to eurobasket, so I have to be frank.

I have no idea what they're doing in the NBA these days, but that sure as heck didn't look like basketball to me, anymore.

Genuinely sad now.
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Here's the Latest from Z-vatnik spherem. Loss of starlink is hitting them EXTREMELY hard.

t.me/apwagner/55139
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Also, please, donate to the Cars4Ukraine:

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Christmas Tree Trucks 2025: The Eastern Border
At the volunteering initiative Car for Ukraine, we source, upgrade and deliver 4x4 pickup trucks to the frontlines in Ukraine.
car4ukraine.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
2.7 The Butter Crisis and The Banana Fleet

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Russian Navy recently surrendered a ship to Estonian customs inspectors without firing a shot and "Digital Stalingrad" in the Donbas where soldiers are resorting to medieval torture just to unlock Starlink terminals.
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
As my friend Rob would say: "I mean, you can lie, that's understandeable...but there's no need to openly shit your patns!"
February 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
...I know what my next episode is going to be about. Estonians have now captured a shadow fleet vessel. The vatnik copium shall be TRULY exquisite on this one.
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 PM
And we also switched to brave, which means, we have proper Bitcoin and Ethereum wallets available!

BTC: bc1qum6rzptsvkggdncqta4pua8dx4f3u5g4yqjcvh
ETH: 0xA4ee560cF6b3869006f33940b019Fd0C43782433
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I have struck digital real estate. Needed to make a proton acc for their vpn programme and andrejsons@proton was free. What's even more, adrejsone@proton was ALSO free. A clean, pretty, surname only email is a thing to behold. Happy family stuff, I say. :D
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I'm helping Car4Ukraine right now, but maybe someome from your project wants to come on my show for an interview? Eastern Border x Eastern Barrier crossover is just too awesome to be ignored.
February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Haven't slept for a long while. Also, cold. But I just sent in my draft to Foreign Policy Magazine and you'll get an article about Kremlin's Anglo-Saxon obsession.
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Fourth cold weather emergency for me this week! What joys.

Seriously, pls help, I need a plumber, diesel and heating pellets.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I called a goddamn factory owner, they only sell pellets by the ton, but it's the ONLY way how to get them. So yeah. That's 500eur. With contacts. @beijingpalmer.bsky.social please put me in touch with someone who wants a gonzo article about extreme cold on The Eastern Border.
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Guys, I'll just leave it here. Making sure wife and pets don't freeze to death is my #1 priority now. Dead serious.

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The Eastern Border is frozen. Even my HOT water pipes are frozen. EVERYTHING is frozen. Pls help.
YouTube video by The Eastern Border
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February 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
It's too cold for typing, so here's a YT short. Will pay money (and bribes) for a non-EU driver's licence.

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Loophole abuse discovered in Latvia. Gonzo quest to acquire Non-EU driver's licence started.
YouTube video by The Eastern Border
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January 31, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I liked it so much I gave it proper subs and made it a YT short for easier sharing.

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January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
This is a brand new level of weird even for Lukashenka.
Lukashenko with some top-class advice:

"You smear all sorts of infections on your face, somewhere else in your body with honey, if someone goes to the steam room, and so on, but the best way for women to preserve their beauty is to take a shovel and actively clear snow."
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
And Victor's documentary livestream link:

youtube.com/live/Zu5kWuO...
"Just A Million Different Craters" - Production Dispatch with @theeasternborder3927
YouTube video by Victor.nordland
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January 30, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Please, consider supporting my show on patreon:

www.patreon.com/c/TheEastern...

Or on Fourth Wall, where we have a merch store:

theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/en-eur

Or, you can go to our homepage and click the donate button there:

theeasternborder.lv
Get more from TheEasternBorder on Patreon
creating Podcast
www.patreon.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Also, please, donate to the Cars4Ukraine:

car4ukraine.com/campaigns/ch...
Christmas Tree Trucks 2025: The Eastern Border
At the volunteering initiative Car for Ukraine, we source, upgrade and deliver 4x4 pickup trucks to the frontlines in Ukraine.
car4ukraine.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 AM
2.6 The Price of Dirt.

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"Alpen Gold Index" (why cheap chocolate is now a luxury asset), the "Crypto-Khans" of Ingushetia destroying the power network to mine Bitcoin, and the horrifying new casualty figures that the Kremlin is trying to hide.
2.6 The Price of Dirt – The Eastern Border podcast
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January 30, 2026 at 10:33 AM
-35? Latvijā? Datus lūdzu. Tā pie mums NEMĒDZ būt. Manas dzīves laikā (un man ir 36) nav bijis.
January 30, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Good morning from The Eastern Border. We've just had the most brutal winter night of the year. This is my bedroom window. Afraid to check the kitchen from where I can see how much snow I'll be cleaning after my morning coffee.
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 AM