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Kevin
@theekmc.bsky.social
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A fan of the Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors and Philadelphia Eagles. Old school wrasslin’ fan. Posts mostly sports related but I will post about anything.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · Nov 7
Special shoutout to all the new followers. I appreciate you!

I am a big sports fan but I am open to any content BlueSky has to offer.

This place is quickly turning into ‘the place to be’ for social media vibes and I’m here for it!
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 7h
The Tigers really said, ‘What if Tarik Skubal was a furry but make it playoff intensity.’
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Hear him roar. #BuiltForOctober
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 7h
In 2006, the Leafs traded Tuukka Rask to Boston, betting on Justin Pogge as their goalie of the future. Rask became a star; Pogge didn’t.

Now, nearly 20 years later, they’ve traded Fraser Minten to the Bruins because Easton Cowan is “the future.” Déjà vu, Leafs fans?
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 1d
🎵 Start spreadin’ the Ls,
We’re takin’ ‘em today,
The Yankees lost in New York,
And they cried all the way!

Their bats went cold and silent,
The Jays came out to play,
Yankee fans hit the exits
Before the ninth inning that day!🎵
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 1d
Me while watching all the Yankee fan crash outs from last night.
Barney Stinson: Just hook it to my veins
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 2d
That explains it…
It has a scene from the classic Scooby-Doo cartoon where the gang finds out that a bad guy is pretending to be a ghost. In this case the Toronto Blue Jays are unveiled to reveal they are actually the Toronto Maple Leafs
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 2d
The absolute worst feeling in sports fandom is when your favourite team is leading in a big game but you can sense a big loss is coming.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 4d
That loud sigh of relief you just heard was every single Edmonton Oilers fan.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 6d
In Vladdy we trust
A young Vladimir Guerrero Jr in a Montreal Expos uniform
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 9d
Is poo poo one word or two?
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 9d
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 11d
Grit, heart, and fire. The 2025 Blue Jays turned a tough start into a magical season and now stand as AL East champs! No matter what happens next, I’m so proud of this team because they simply never give up. They rarely seem out of a ballgame. I’m so grateful for the joy they’ve given us all year.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 14d
Wildest headline this week: Alex Jones rocking a Hitler moustache and claiming women loved it. Buddy, you don’t look like Lex Luthor… more like Paul Blart: Mall Führer. Pretty sure that look repels women faster than garlic at a vampire rave.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 19d
No matter how the rest plays out, this 2025 Blue Jays team will always be special. They never quit, and this Clinchmas feels magical… especially since back in April, it felt impossible.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 21d
Stephen A. Smith saying Bill Goldberg is the greatest wrestler of all time is the most Stephen A. take possible.

Stephen A. clearly doesn’t know wrestling… he just saw Goldberg go 173–0 and thought win/loss records matter like a regular season record.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 23d
The Toronto Blue Jays being 3850–3850 all-time is honestly the most Blue Jays stat ever. Perfectly mid. It’s like the baseball Gods looked at them and said, “Yeah, you’re fine, I guess.”
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 23d
MAGA’s whole vibe is like a toddler who just got every toy in the store and is still screaming because someone else’s Happy Meal came with a better sticker.

If they ever actually found inner peace, Fox News would go off the air in 12 minutes from lack of content.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 24d
Honestly, if your biggest problem in life is that iOS 26 skeuomorphic glass effects looks too much like glass, congratulations… you’ve officially run out of real struggles.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 24d
Pam Bondi really heard “Office Depot employee won’t print my posters” and thought, yes, this is the defining legal crisis of our time! Forget violent crime, corruption, or consumer scams, NOPE…

Pam’s out here treating the copy machine like it’s the Constitutional battlefield.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · 26d
The Miami Dolphins’ defense isn’t just Swiss cheese… it’s the deluxe fondue platter. Every offense is eating and scoring at will.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · Sep 10
A Black man with mental health issues killed a Ukrainian woman and Trump is calling for the death penalty.

Putin has murdered thousands of Ukrainian women and children and Trump invited him for dinner.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · Sep 9
Imagine spending $1,500 on a phone, only to wear it like a medieval satchel.

Hard pass
Apple has introduced a new crossbody strap for the iPhone 17 series. Designed to work with Apple's TechWoven, silicone, and clear cases, it connects securely using built-in mounting • points. Offered in multiple colors, the strap allows users to carry their iPhone hands-free while adding a stylish, practical touch.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · Sep 6
Who wore it better?
Trent Grisham of the New York Yankees looking like a 70s detective The Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" video, directed by Spike Jonze, is a humorous homage to 1970s cop dramas like Hawaii Five-O and Starsky and Hutch. The video is presented as an opening credits sequence for a fictional police show called "Sabotage," with the band members Mike D, MCA, and Ad-Rock appearing as mustachioed, undercover detectives in chase scenes, shootouts, and a donut break. The idea for the video, which features the band in 70s-style disguises, came from Ad-Rock, who had long dreamed of doing a photoshoot with the band dressed as undercover cops
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · Sep 6
To the NFL fans mad online about iShowSpeed, MrBeast and Huda from Love Island involved in promoting the NFL…Congrats, you’ve officially become the “back in my day we had real commercials” guy.
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · Sep 5
So Mitch Marner had his head of security threaten Steve Dangle because of a YouTube rant? Buddy, if you need a bodyguard to protect you from a guy who screams about hockey in his basement, maybe moving to Vegas was truly a “no-brainer.”
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · Sep 3
Imagine being worth $100B and still running scams that even Homer Simpson would think are too dumb to pull off.
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · Sep 3
Good morning and **YIKES***
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Kevin @theekmc.bsky.social · Sep 2
Calling cities ‘hell holes’ is rich coming from the guy who is actively redecorating the White House into a tacky casino with all that extra gold trim.