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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 22m

Cosmic greyhound detectives Issy & Poppy sniff out Tommy Robinson’s luxury holidays 🐾 Expect satirical sleuthing, Gravy Bones & surreal MI5-style reports 👉
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Tommy Robinson having a problem with border police. Two cosmic greyhound detectives look on. Aircraft 8n the background.

The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2h

Swapped parsnips for carrots and conjured up solo comfort: Chicken, Chickpea, Carrot & Apple Albóndigas in silky tomato broth. Quick, cosy, and a nod to José Pizarro.
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Chicken, carrot, apple & chickpea albóndigas served in a white bowl with silky tomato broth — cosy dinner for one.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 4h

EU citizens, Brexit chaos & Cambridge Analytica lies — Issy & Poppy Investigate it all, tails up, irony intact!
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Cartoon greyhounds Issy and Poppy stand against a warm Andalusian brick wall under olive branches. Both have greying snouts and white chests. Poppy wears a monocle. The title reads “Issy & Poppy Investigate: Brexit Satire & Cambridge Analytica.”

The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 20h

🐾 Issy & Poppy Investigate: The Donor and the Diamond 💎
Brexit’s backroom benefactor, Russian rendezvous, and a Chelsea house of mirrors.
Two greyhounds sniff out the scent of “soft power.”
Satire, not journalism — but sharper than a Monocle.
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Surreal painting of two black greyhounds — one wearing a monocle, the other hovering mid-air — beside a solemn man in a suit holding a clipboard, half-sunk in earth. A bucket labelled “SOFT POWER” sits nearby, all bathed in a moody golden light.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 23h

Issy & Poppy Investigate: Bribe Baby Bribe Brexit Party MEP. 🐾

👻 Joey: SQWAAK! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE!
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Bonkers rabbit holding a carrot and wearing an Ushanka, labelled with REFORM USSR. Caption: Bribe, baby, bribe

The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 1d

Issy & Poppy sniff out Reform UK’s Stephen Miller analogue 🐾 The Crumbmaster drafts harsh immigration policy with biscuit-stained fingers, Jasper rewires vaults for surrealism, and Digestives patrol civil liberties. Satire, absurdity, chaos.
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Cartoon of sinister bald man writing at desk, black greyhound with monocle reading “Top Secret” document, manic rabbit popping out of teapot, with UK and USA flags and a door labeled “ENTER FOR THE 1930s” in background.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 1d

£900k property, gin debts, and a tax trail that stinks of spin 🐾 Issy & Poppy sniff it all out - Strasbourg politics like you’ve never seen. 🐾 🥐
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Cosmic greyhound detectives, one juggling a croissant, overlooking Nigel Farage.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 1d

A taste of the Med in one pan!
Juicy chicken supreme with olives, sun-dried tomatoes, white wine & cream — simple, rustic & full of autumn comfort 🍂
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Chicken Supreme on a white plate. Seasoned with black pepper.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 1d

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 1d

Mr Contradiction levitates: Dubai views, anti-WFH rants, and rosetted denials with Nathan Gill. Issy & Poppy investigate hypocrisy dressed as Reform. 🐾 Satire, monocles, and spectral rabbits await → tinyurl.com/4m26u98a

Satirical cartoon caricature of Richard Tice wearing a Reform UK rosette, smirking in front of a courtroom door marked “Gill Guilty Plea,” while Nathan Gill peeks out holding a sack labelled “Russian Roubles.” Caption reads “Mr Contradiction.”

The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 1d

Laure Ferrari has no money. tinyurl.com/yjbc9kad

£900k property, gin debts, and a tax trail that stinks of spin 🐾 Issy & Poppy sniff it all out - Strasbourg politics like you’ve never seen. 🐕🥐

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 1d

One chicken breast. One sausage. A dash of paprika and Andalusian sunshine ☀️. This simple stuffed chicken recipe proves you don’t need fancy ingredients to eat well. Juicy, herby, and full of flavour — straight from The Flexible Chef’s kitchen. 🐔🇪🇸
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Stuffed chicken breast with chicken sausage, thyme, parsley, and paprika on a white serving plate

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2d

Enjoy cod parcels en papillote with carrot, red pepper, miso glaze. Simple, aromatic, and perfect for a Friday night feast.
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Miso glazed cod fillet baked with green beans, carrot, and red pepper on a white plate.

Baked cod fillets with onion, carrot, and red pepper in parchment paper. White wine bottle and granite pestle and mortar in background.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2d

Mr Contradiction levitates: Dubai views, anti-WFH rants, and rosetted denials with Nathan Gill. Issy & Poppy investigate hypocrisy dressed as Reform. 🐾 Satire, monocles, and spectral rabbits await → tinyurl.com/4m26u98a

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2d

Farage claims migrants eat swans, echoes Trump on cats & dogs, waves a 15-year-old video & cites a taxi driver on Sharia Law. 🐶🐕 Issy & Poppy sniff the truth. Cosmic satire, biscuits included.
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Cartoon of a panicked man clutching a swan and a “SHARIA LAW” newspaper, shouting “THEY’RE EATING SWANS!” Two surreal dogs react behind him—one wide-eyed, one over a taxi. EU pin on his lapel. Satire of xenophobic media hysteria.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2d

One eve I met a Welsh gent who had accidentally slipped 8 times during which money for promo of RU propaganda had unknowingly entered his pocket. I of course promoted RU for free, the money RT paid me around the same time was nothing to do with this whatsoever. N. Farage.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2d

It wasn't his French girlfriend, Laure Ferrari.
£900k property, gin debts, and a tax trail that stinks of spin 🐾 Issy & Poppy sniff it all out - Strasbourg politics like you’ve never seen. 🐕🥐
tinyurl.com/yjbc9kad

Two black greyhound detectives overlooking Nigel Farage. One wearing a monocle and tossing a croissant.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2d

Mr Contradiction levitates: Dubai views, anti-WFH rants, and rosetted denials with Nathan Gill. Issy & Poppy investigate hypocrisy dressed as Reform. 🐾 Satire, monocles, and spectral rabbits await → tinyurl.com/4m26u98a

Satirical blog post titled “Issy & Poppy Investigate: Richard Tice, Mr Contradiction,” exposing hypocrisy over working from home, Dubai lifestyle, property interests, and links to Nathan Gill’s guilty plea.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2d

Issy & Poppy Investigate: Bribe Baby Bribe Brexit Party MEP. 🐾

👻 Joey: SQWAAK! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE!
👉 tinyurl.com/mbz9hbds

Jasper the bonkers rabbit, carrot in hand and wearing a blue ushanka with a label: REFORM USSR. Caption: Bribe, baby, bribe.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 2d

Issy & Poppy sniff out Reform UK’s Stephen Miller analogue 🐾 The Crumbmaster drafts harsh immigration policy with biscuit-stained fingers, Jasper rewires vaults for surrealism, and Digestives patrol civil liberties. Satire, absurdity, chaos.
tinyurl.com/ypcyactb

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 3d

Issy says she’d only go to that Christmas dinner if the turkey came with a bodyguard. Poppy says she’d just take the turkey and run. Probably safer for everyone. 🐾🎄

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 3d

Issy & Poppy Investigate: Bribe Baby Bribe Brexit Party MEP. 🐾

👻 Joey: SQWAAK! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE!
👉 tinyurl.com/mbz9hbds

Bonkers cartoon holding a carrot rabbit, wearing a Russian hat badged with REFORM USSR. Caption: Bribe, baby, bribe

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 3d

If we vote to Remain on June 23rd it is the end of the steel industry in this country. Simple as that. We must Leave EU. Nigel Farage.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 3d

If we vote to Remain on June 23rd it is the end of the steel industry in this country. Simple as that. We must Leave EU. Nigel Farage.

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The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺 @theflexiblechef.bsky.social · 3d

Issy & Poppy Investigate
Joey Barton: violence, scandals & that bizarre Marseille French accent. Ghost hedgehogs, squawking budgies & satire included. 🐾
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Cartoon illustration of Joey Barton at a press conference, wearing a Marseille football shirt and speaking with a hammed-up French accent. A speech bubble reads “Allo, I em Joey Bartonne!” Beside him floats Spiny Norman, a ghostly hedgehog with glowing spines, holding a notebook. Above, Joey the Budgie swoops in mid-squawk. In the foreground, two black greyhounds with white chests and greying snouts sit at microphones, one wearing a monocle. On the right, Jasper the rabbit peeks in wearing a top hat and monocle, pointing a carrot like a sceptre. The scene is warm-toned, surreal, and satirical, in the style of Private Eye or Punch magazine.

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