Ratatouille 2: Wormatoullie: a worm that controls a crazy old man to think that medicine is evil so that he won't take de-wormer

The best outcome would be trump replacing the CIA with spy kids

Gonna start referring to my iud as my uterus worm

You cannot convince me this is not Jake Paul

So when RFK forces everyone to get brain worms, what are you naming yours?

The dems are willing to break the rules for Israel not for student loans, not for minimum wage, not for universal healthcare but for Israel the dems are willing to bend over backwards. The democratic party cares more about Israel than the American people.

Trump removes his tupe to reveal a racist little rat has been controlling him this whole time

What I tell myself as I sit in lukewarm bathwater shoveling oreos into my mouth

They invented boxing cause straight men wanted to touch each other and dance a little but not In a gay way

I'm 10% into Empire of Silence and Hadrien is coming across as a whiny little bitch. I've heard things start to really pick up in the second book but please tell me he's not this whiny the whole first book.💙📚 #booksky