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@thefuckingshoe.bsky.social

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I am The Shoe Of New Zealand. I will ONLY ever be sexually attracted to GABBY for the rest of TIME! #2shoes #3things

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the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 13d

This is THE FIRST TIME China has EVER pledged to reduce carbon emissions!!! This is HISTORIC and certainly is, without question, THE MOST HELPFUL AND AWESOME THING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE!!!

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 13d

THIS is what a LEADER looks and sounds like. His ENTIRE SPEECH is about a shared, GLOBAL responsibility for climate change and his sincere desire for all of Planet Earth to work together to resolve any outstanding issues cooperatively. Fucking brilliant, Sir!

BREAKING: Xi Jinping Rebukes Trump’s “Con Job” Remark, Vows 10% Emissions Cut at UN Summit | AC1G

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the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 19m

The most astonishingly beautiful thing which exists I am convinced.

Gabby @gabbydp.bsky.social · 4h

The little ripples in the water that trail the ducks, as they paddle along, create sweet patterns across the ponds. The ducks are creative little water artists 😆🩵🦆

I wish for everyone to have the day you would like to have. 🩵✌️

#sunrise #nature #ducks

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 52m

Fuck this guy.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 1h

My engagement on this app is (intentionally and being done by others) awful.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 2h

Good. Don’t have any of that crap. Those are bad people!

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 3h

Oh yes miss, absolutely.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 5h

That bitch is right here: @gabbydp.bsky.social

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 5h

❤️❤️❤️

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 6h

I am forbidden from trolling on Twitter because I am the most dangerous person on Planet Earth.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

We have to kill the AI.

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the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

Again, I truly do appreciate your honest concern, Miss. Thank you. Namaste.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

THIS is probably “a virus!” You’re welcome!!!

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

I think your opinion was SPOT ON! Thank you for your contribution!!!

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

I like the quote, but we MUST work on your Spanglish, bro because DAMN. “You have the whole Hitler thing happening right now which must be fixed. Can I get makeup over here please?”

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

Just shut the fuck up then.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

Any day now please.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t know what this means please. Please provide rationale, you stupid kraut, for your claim that I am not smart. Please offer your comments in English.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

Thank you very much for sharing your insights, Miss.

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the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

I’ll say whatever I want. I appreciate your concern, but I will NOT remain silent while this scum remains breathing. Period.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

If they ban me, I will go to Twitter.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 7h

I believe someone should bring Peter Theil to my town because we will set him on fire here.

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the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 8h

I just have to say this so that it’s been said: Peter Theil is NOT a smart man. If you think otherwise, I would invite you to listen to him say ANYTHING for longer than 30 seconds. That guy has a BIG pile of money. That is ALL he has to offer to the Planet. KILL HIM PLEASE.

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the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 8h

My pussy hurts.

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 8h

This is an EXCELLENT tip, and I rank you for it. I will delete it now!

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 14h

Woot!

the fucking shoe @thefuckingshoe.bsky.social · 17h

I AM THE FUCKING SHOE!!!

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