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Valerie McKinley
@thefutureisval.bsky.social
FFW Star/Future Shock Hall of Famer/ The Gold Standard/ All around better than you.
😏
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
#OOC: Came in 2nd in the school geography bee in 7th grade.

Let me tell you about the State and Capitol test we took in 4th grade.
// this is what my geography class taught me when I was in school

Granted I had a 25% in the class for the longest time
February 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Why is she allowed to exist?
Now added to the starter pack: a cheeky @elizabethshowtime.bsky.social which I thought I had done already.
ALT:
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February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I'll play the Executioner.
She SA'd my manager she should be facing criminal charges. But don't worry I'm happy to play Judge, Jury and Executioner
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Shut up because I expressed joy in seeing a really incredible punch?
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Extremely satisfying to see.
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Ooooo...I wanna see this!
Pull this kind of stuff with Samantha, let me know how it goes.
And now I am happy I chose to go to Future Shock if that’s how family gets treated.
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
#OOC: My lucky shirt. Got me through the rest of the regular season, the divisional round against the Chargers, and the AFC championship game against the Broncos.
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Just a reminder what happened the last time these two teams met in the Superbowl. #LetsGoPatriots
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The hell did I just read?
a young boy with brown hair is wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .
ALT: a young boy with brown hair is wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .
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February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Old money .
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
HELL YES!!!!!! PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I'm very glad Atomic is in Boston.

Because I have tickets for the Wild Card game tomorrow night at Gillette Stadium 😁😁😁😁
January 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
#OOC: Same ish, different day. Not feeling like I'm going to do well, but we'll see.
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It WAS ugly.....for you guys.

For me? It was GLORIOUS!

AFC East champions!!!
Glenn says he has a plan, I'm prepared to give him time to execute it.

That said, I think the next game against the Pats is gonna be real ugly. It's got blowout written all over it. It's gonna be a one sided squash and a real tough watch for any Jets fan who tries to sit through it
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Relaxation mode activated.
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#OOC: The urge to qoute The Princess Diaries is strong....
Aye and I’m the queen of Genovia.
I am special! Don't fucking forget it
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Lady in red.
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Robbyn
Mel
Cassandra
Carmen

Literally ANYONE over tyat troglodyte Crystal.
Share your predictions for Sabotage.

Helmsley vs. Silver for the Evolution TItle
Clover vs. Mel
Savannah vs. Rori vs. Crystal
Jamie vs. Cassandra
Camila vs. Carmen in the cage. (Lots of C there)
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He really is 😊
I like Kyle he's a great guy and an excellent manager

Not as excellent as mine though
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Oh my God. She is giving the name of Elizabeth a bad name .
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Oh goodie! Patriots win again!

*checks their next opponent*

FANTASTIC! @kelly1029.bsky.social is going to have a very bad day!
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The homestate of...me!
Glad to be here!
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That was an extremely close game.....but the Patriots won!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM