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the gauche wolf
@thegauchewolf.bsky.social
he/him // asd // furry // i make unfunny jokes // the dude on my pfp is my fursona
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Million-dollar idea: Wireless swings. The chains are too much in the way. The kids will love it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
the second one always
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Man President Food and Drugs must have been very influential because I hear about his Administration all the time
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Purple is the best colour
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Whoa... I just realised "Flowey" is a play on the word "Flower"... why would Toby hide this from us? #undertale
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh boy Halloween's on Friday this year let's hope it's not Friday the 13th
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Because transgender people are cool
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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wear a blue and purple striped hoodie, your eyes suddenly close and you become neutral to everything
-.-
September 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Looks like Jell-O... I want to eat
September 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If plural of "mouse" is "mice" then we need to follow through with it and make the plural of "spouse" "spice". It would be funny to talk about how my wife and I are spice even if I don't have a wife and am gay but that's besides the point
August 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
please*
I need to spellcheck my posts
August 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tragedeigh name idea: Bensign (pronounced Benson). It's like ensign but with a B.

If any parents end up naming their son (or daughter) this place credit me
August 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
paws
August 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Me when the goth girl posts an image of herself
Beautiful. 10/10.
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If Playstation is so good where's Playstation 2
August 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Celebrity status fr
July 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Beautiful. 10/10.
July 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Picasso
July 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Yeah it's what they don't want you to know
July 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
John F. Kennedy was involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy
July 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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spot on, Lorax

๐Ÿฅบ
July 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
ten followers guys i'm a pretty big deal
July 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
How does Heck differ from Hell? An eternity of minor inconveniences?
July 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
omg real you won't believe how many people don't mark that shit nsfw
July 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM