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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · 26d

Morning fete was the stupidest idea I ever fucking had.

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · 28d

Going to wet on Saturday but I had nothing to wear. So I made a top. Let’s see if I will do a bottom too

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · 28d

One month since my drs appointment (re)started.
Today, the tests I need to do cost of $93,000 (not including the $15,000 just to see the doctor) some tests have to be sent overseas and are only done on certain days so I gotta wait till next week. OMM They better find supm wrong this time 😭

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · 29d

Trying not to check myself into Bellevue and HERE COMES A MAN TRYING TO LOOK ME

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · 29d

This or nothing fr 😂

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · 29d

I steal one microwave plate from a man’s apartment one time and my friends won’t let me forget omg

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 28

Currently making a baby blanket for a pregnant friend and people keep asking why I don’t sell them. Because most people cannot afford a full size completely handmade blanket. Please imagine how much I’d have to charge for that 😭

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 25

I want to do this yoga class but can my body handle it?

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 24

All these books and I don’t own a bookmark. Today I’m using a Chinese takeout menu 😭

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 24

Knocked on my neighbours door with a messy bun, a huge t-shirt that says pervert across the front. To ask him to open a jar for me. Desparation is a crazy thing 😭

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 23

Made pants for vacation but the yarn done and I got 3 rows left. So no pants for vacation cause I ain’t spending $15 on roll of yarn for 3 rows

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 23

Rapture is today and my nail appointment is tomorrow. Maaan I hope my nail tech not a good person 😭

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 23

I like making stuff look at my coaster

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 23

Hello hi, yall have any baby clothes yall don’t need I know an expecting mom who needs some help. I’m gonna go buy her some diapers and bottles this weekend

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 17

I got a client who turns every call into a therapy session. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… I work for a tax firm.

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 17

That’s me rn cause why do I have flights and possible accommodation saved 😭

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 16

Vacation in November and I can’t wait. I want to book another one already

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 16

In the past 3 weeks. I’ve spent over 100k in doctor bills (after insurance). So Christmas and birthday gifts are on hold for every body and they mama til 2035😂

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 14

The top is done and this whole outfit together eats! Def wearing it in my vacation in a few months

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Aug 20

I’m currently working on a top to go with these linen pants I bought. (My yarn finished. So I’ve already ordered more) I can’t wait to show y’all when it was done

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 14

I splurged on my new glasses and had to go do an ultrasound same day. I splurged on match seats and had to do a CT scan same day. Retail therapy isn’t very therapeutic anymore 🙂‍↔️

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 14

My hangers were all mismatched and it stressed me out. But I got 100 new hangers (all exactly the same) and rehung and reorganised my whole closet.

This is why people think I’m Type A😭

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 14

She’s done!

Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 13

One sleeve done on this top. I’m determined to finish this weekend. Stay tuned

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Drunk Aunty K 🍸 @thegoodestgyal.bsky.social · Sep 13

My new glasses are here and for the first time in forever I’m wearing something other than black or clear on my face 😭 idk how I feel about it

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