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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~

@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social

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|⚧| 24 years old (in human years) prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance. banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · Dec 12

I only type in lowercase so people know I'm pleasant and soft spoken.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 7h

with eating croissants?
if only a beautiful girl could help me.

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! spooky kat ! @kat.yaps.fyi · 7h

hey guys!!! remember to never fucking settle!! i promise that crusty ass man is not worth it. I PROMISE.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 7h

sorry, I'm just too got a bit-ing
comes with being a fish.

The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 7h

gang

The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 7h

who said anything about killing? it's all been about laughter.
womenslaughter, to be precise.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 7h

did you just call me a hag???

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 7h

I was, but I'm trying to girlmode more so I've been doing more womanslaughter recently

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

maybe if you multiply that by 2

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

all the cool kids know the real point of golf isn't to beat people with the clubs, it's to run them over with the carts

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

never played that actually, not really into shooters.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

I'm just trying to maximize my score during my driving exam.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

how did you know I'm a scalie and that my fursona is a fish????

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

not really, at least as long as there are enough pedestrians around.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

out of 20

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

well the car did start alright, although I bet her dad wishes it hadn't.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

I'm like mid.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

yeah, hate when they just drop you without any constructive criticism, at least my last girl told me it was cause I hit her dad with my car.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

I'm ok, nothing too impressive

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

what like a mukbang?

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

fucking yankeetalk

The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

yinz?

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

no idea, she just said I did it wrong.
women, yknow.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

I think she might have been tho, I forget. either way we met in linz.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

ikr and I'm not even from vienna

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h

no idea what this means my entire account is just me fumbling with various dials while frantically looking at peoples reaction