The great Barbossa
@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social
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24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
Pinned
I only type in lowercase so people know I'm pleasant and soft spoken.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
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Good cop: now before we start the interrogation, is there anything you need? A coffee maybe? Do you like mcdonalds?
Bad cop: im going to hit you in the head and body if you dont confess
Sad cop: i miss my wife...
Ad cop: can we circle back to the mcdonalds. The mcrib is back. And better than ever
Bad cop: im going to hit you in the head and body if you dont confess
Sad cop: i miss my wife...
Ad cop: can we circle back to the mcdonalds. The mcrib is back. And better than ever
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Good cop: now before we start the interrogation, is there anything you need? A coffee maybe? Do you like mcdonalds?
Bad cop: im going to hit you in the head and body if you dont confess
Sad cop: i miss my wife...
Ad cop: can we circle back to the mcdonalds. The mcrib is back. And better than ever
Bad cop: im going to hit you in the head and body if you dont confess
Sad cop: i miss my wife...
Ad cop: can we circle back to the mcdonalds. The mcrib is back. And better than ever
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the good ending
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the good ending
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This is your reminder to clean your makeup brushes !!
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is your reminder to clean your makeup brushes !!
wife said she doesn't want to have stop motion sex anymore :(
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
wife said she doesn't want to have stop motion sex anymore :(
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I will NEVER pass the opportunity to post this video.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I will NEVER pass the opportunity to post this video.
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Cops will straight up tell you they’re going to use anything you say to them against you and people still fucking talk to them.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Cops will straight up tell you they’re going to use anything you say to them against you and people still fucking talk to them.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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btw under my regime christmas would no longer be a federal holiday but the last full week of december would be. id probably dedicate them to goku.
a cool thing about the whole war on christmas thing is that conservatives don't really put in the hours pissing their pants about the "war on easter" even though it is a story much more relevant to the core of christianity
its because christmas has a foothold as a federally recognized holiday
its because christmas has a foothold as a federally recognized holiday
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
btw under my regime christmas would no longer be a federal holiday but the last full week of december would be. id probably dedicate them to goku.
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What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
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I love fungus the bogeyman
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love fungus the bogeyman
staring at my reflection in the mirror and yelling at myself, that it doesn't matter that I'm an obnoxious piece of shit, people love that about me.
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
staring at my reflection in the mirror and yelling at myself, that it doesn't matter that I'm an obnoxious piece of shit, people love that about me.
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journalismus am limit
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
journalismus am limit
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incredible things happening in the base
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
incredible things happening in the base
my friend is saying my boymode sucks.
the loser is clearly wrong, right?
the loser is clearly wrong, right?
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
my friend is saying my boymode sucks.
the loser is clearly wrong, right?
the loser is clearly wrong, right?
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the things I make for discord jokes smhmh
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the things I make for discord jokes smhmh
this is very funny considering they're taking the looney tunes show off netflix where I live soon.
Netflix has officially announced they're acquiring Warner Bros for $82.7B
• Claims they will continue to release WB films in theaters
• CEO teases that theatrical length for films will likely be shorter because 'long, exclusive windows aren't consumer friendly'
• Deal won't close until Q3 2026
• Claims they will continue to release WB films in theaters
• CEO teases that theatrical length for films will likely be shorter because 'long, exclusive windows aren't consumer friendly'
• Deal won't close until Q3 2026
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
this is very funny considering they're taking the looney tunes show off netflix where I live soon.
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I'm the thorax, I speak for the bees.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm the thorax, I speak for the bees.
maybe I should try dating apps, like why not.
at worst I just get stabbed.
at worst I just get stabbed.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
maybe I should try dating apps, like why not.
at worst I just get stabbed.
at worst I just get stabbed.