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Ally H
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Wenn die Nacht am tiefsten ist, ist der Tag am nächsten- Ton Steine Scherben
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · Feb 28
Slava Ukraini!
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 21h
Who needs a tournament when Prince Nana already has the title. ☺️
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 1d
There’s an extended version of that video and he introduces Chris Hero to his abuelita as his brother. 🥹
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 1d
At one point I was like “Schiavone’s eye looks weird.” Well, now I know why. 😂
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 1d
As someone that lives in the Portland Metro area, I had a good laugh. @magnificentderp.bsky.social said all it needed was the Frog.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 1d
He’s a West Coast guy so that would check. 😉
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 1d
I lowkey think Joe took a jab at 🧊 by telling Hobbs and Shibata he might not be safe with the inflatables. 😂
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 1d
I was telling the hubs, major props to their makeup and costume team.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 2d
@mikeyrukus.bsky.social wasn’t that a last minute entrance music request too?
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 2d
When they took the horse head off of Cutler, I remember thinking, “Oh Shit.”

Also, Matt Jackson doesn’t get nearly the credit he deserves for his facial expressions, especially when he knows he’s about to get it. 😂
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 2d
One of my all time favorite AEW matches is when The Elite wrestled the Dark Order and Hangman showed up as The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. 😂
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 2d
Instead of waiting until the 1st, they decided to go ahead and and start feeding people now, because a child came into the shop and asked for something to eat today. 😭
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 2d
My little shitten is named Scritchy (government name Snacks).

His favorite toys are Q-Tips and hair ties. Hobbies include terrorizing the dog and lounging in window sills.

(Yes that is a Danhausen poster he’s laying in front of.)
A white cat with gray head stretched out on a heating pad on the back of a couch.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 2d
Oh and what it doesn’t say is that some of those monkeys also have Hep B.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 2d
Woman Films 'Raining Monkeys' as Wild Animals Plummet from Trees in Florida State Park
On Oct. 16, Trenda Kitchen filmed wild rhesus macaques diving from the trees of Silver Springs State Park into the waterways of the Florida destination, which is home to a healthy population of non-na...
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 3d
It’s a beautiful country and the people are really kind. I was there for a trip in 2019 and would love to go back someday.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 3d
Oh no! My little shitten once chewed through the charge cable of a work laptop that I had to go and buy a replacement for.

He subsequently has been banned from our home office space for the past 5 years. 😂
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 3d
I love this freaking city. 🥹

#Portland #MutualAid
Portland coffee shop offers free SNAP breakfast 'until everyone’s benefits are reinstated, or we go broke doing it'
The Heretic Coffee owner said Portland has recently been depicted as “some kind of rioting, looting, burning-down city” and “this act is just one small glimpse of the real Portland.”
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 3d
I am so excited for Season 2 when it drops. TBH it’s one of the main reasons I subscribed to MAX.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 6d
wrestling is VERY serious and it is VERY real 🤼
Danhausen on the second rope of a wrestling ring lifting a blow up doll in a kimono and blonde wig.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 8d
If it’s any consolation, the people they are recruiting are having a hard time meeting the fitness standards.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 8d
It might be location specific. I would assume they would run those ads in markets where they think they can effectively recruit.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 9d
Database where we link/screenshot the dumb take?
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 11d
#GoDucks
chocotaco.bsky.social Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11d
Bo Nix bec9mes the first player in nfl history to score 2 passing tds and 2 rushing tds in one quarter
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 11d
Speak and Spell will be spitting fire! 😂
nofunatparties.bsky.social The Bore you Adore @nofunatparties.bsky.social · 11d
I have no idea how I'll respond to Heel Shibata with his text to speech translation heel promos.
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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 11d
Hold up. Are my eyes deceiving me or is that @mikefromindied.bsky.social in a shirt we sent him?
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