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Ice Nine

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Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 6h

Mine's an absolute shoker atm

Also, at a glance it looked like you'd snapped a murmuration of starlings

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 6h

The sharp end of Local Water Done Well

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 7h

I bet they were the Good Union back 2019...

www.theguardian.com/world/2019/m...

New Zealand schools hit by 'mega-strike' as 50,000 teachers walk out

‘Overwhelmed’ staff are demanding more pay, more respect and better conditions

www.theguardian.com

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 8h

Phwoar, this thread is getting steamy!

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 19h

That'd make him Mr York, right?

Anyway he can right get in one of Titan's seas

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 19h

I missed another one?

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 19h

Shit goes down when you hit two weeks overdue

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 22h

Moar cream

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 22h

Nothing like a good old fashioned militant librarian

"Sssshhh!"

*sound of firearm being cocked*

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 22h

Ah could be worse, mild intolerance, not full blown epipen allergy

Also means I don't have to learn the art of pavloving

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 22h

My childhood cricket will always recall him and embody what cricket was (as I was bloody useless)

Happy daft is what it was

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 22h

I wish I could join the battle, sadly around the tender age of 18, my body decided eggies were a no go, especially the whites

And up to then, pav was my fave

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 22h

That's right! Didn't know he loved busses though - learn something new every day!

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 22h

My favourite was the commentator Henry Whatshisface who liked birds

Literally

So the camera operators would oblige, usually finding a nice red billed gull, or on special occasions would pull a pigeon out of the hat

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 23h

It is 100% fucking gold eh

Life is now an endless beef Wellington joke

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 23h

I have known a person like this.

His MIL would troll him by bringing the fam Indian takeaways for this express purpose

I think he survives on meat and three veg, the racist cunt

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 1d

Superintendent Hastings sure is getting a workout at the moment

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure not fully 50% of 'us' have llama (or alpaca) as pets.

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 2d

Isn't that the first rule of using time productively, also known as procrastination

I honed my skills and got first class honours. I'm now on the board of a large company, getting loads of money to spout how the youth are just lazy these days

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 2d

FFS, *gush

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 2d

This is so true and wil drive the doctors we need (those who actualy care) out of the system

And this is the system the current government is supporting - just look at their mates Tend and their board

My father is a retired GP - this is the last thing he'd want

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Patients worry about rise of corporate-owned GP clinics, but they say judge us 'on the outcomes'

Patients are worried about rise of corporate-owned GP clinics, but they say judge us 'on the outcomes'.

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 2d

Good thing Susan Botting wasn't reporting - she seems to hush over the former mayor

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 2d

I was thinking of arable initially, but then clicked to the dual issues of central pivot irrigation (which reduces required nitrogen input compared to dryland) and a combine is going to have fun.

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 2d

And combined with horticulture - they go great with vineyards for example

Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 2d

I did see this skeet directly above this one of yours - surely a different idea of fun

bsky.app/profile/hann...

Hannah Thomasy @hannahthomasy.bsky.social · 3d

WANTED: 10,000 toenails (for science!)

In non-smokers, radon gas (which naturally rises out of the ground and can accumulate in enclosed spaces) is a leading cause of lung cancer. However, most people don't know their exposure history, making it difficult to determine who is at higher risk.
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