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𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋
𝗌𝖾𝗆𝗂 - 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗈𝖼 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
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𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋
𝗌𝖾𝗆𝗂 - 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗈𝖼 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
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" Be careful, you'll fall in love with me if you're not. "
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 AM
" Be careful, you'll fall in love with me if you're not. "
" Princess. "
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 AM
" Princess. "
" Psh, let him come.
An' in fairness, only called ya a twat because ya said something about Tieflings.
Also— I didn't torture that woman, the poster is exaggerating that. "
An' in fairness, only called ya a twat because ya said something about Tieflings.
Also— I didn't torture that woman, the poster is exaggerating that. "
"Oh, I've seen it! You are lucky I don't turn you in for a reward. Or tell the bounty hunter I know of your misdeeds.
If you think me a twat, you should watch out for that guy. He's more of a zealot than I am, methinks."
If you think me a twat, you should watch out for that guy. He's more of a zealot than I am, methinks."
" If its sinful, its for me.
You should see my wanted poster. "
You should see my wanted poster. "
January 25, 2026 at 3:11 AM
" Psh, let him come.
An' in fairness, only called ya a twat because ya said something about Tieflings.
Also— I didn't torture that woman, the poster is exaggerating that. "
An' in fairness, only called ya a twat because ya said something about Tieflings.
Also— I didn't torture that woman, the poster is exaggerating that. "
" If its sinful, its for me.
You should see my wanted poster. "
You should see my wanted poster. "
"Ah, very beautiful! But degenerate? I can disagree, hoho~"
" Beautiful, ain't it? Boobs as far as the eye can see. I love degeneracy. "
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
" If its sinful, its for me.
You should see my wanted poster. "
You should see my wanted poster. "
" Beautiful, ain't it? Boobs as far as the eye can see. I love degeneracy. "
"Um, am I missing a memo?"
He blinks.
"...Why are there naked people?"
He blinks.
"...Why are there naked people?"
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 AM
" Beautiful, ain't it? Boobs as far as the eye can see. I love degeneracy. "
" Stunning. "
"Blue is my favourite.. couldn't you tell?"
(Art comm.)
(Art comm.)
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
" Stunning. "
" Well, I agree with all of those things.
But I'd also add twats in armor to the list. "
But I'd also add twats in armor to the list. "
"There are many things I do not trust:
Necromancy.
Tieflings and cambions.
Anyone who uses the word 'disingenuous'.
Improper grammar."
Necromancy.
Tieflings and cambions.
Anyone who uses the word 'disingenuous'.
Improper grammar."
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
" Well, I agree with all of those things.
But I'd also add twats in armor to the list. "
But I'd also add twats in armor to the list. "
" Oh? Do share little flower. "
"I require some assistance.."
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
" Oh? Do share little flower. "
Reposted by 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙭
ᅟᅟ ❝𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨, 𝙮𝙤𝙪❜𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨.❞
| #Dispatchrp | #MVRP | #Superherorp |
𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄 / 𝘀𝗳𝘄 , 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 - 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
| #Dispatchrp | #MVRP | #Superherorp |
𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄 / 𝘀𝗳𝘄 , 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 - 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
ᅟᅟ ❝𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨, 𝙮𝙤𝙪❜𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨.❞
| #Dispatchrp | #MVRP | #Superherorp |
𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄 / 𝘀𝗳𝘄 , 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 - 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
| #Dispatchrp | #MVRP | #Superherorp |
𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄 / 𝘀𝗳𝘄 , 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 - 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
Reposted by 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙭
Reposted by 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙭
stolen from a certain someone .
using for interactions ! will be somewhat selective .
using for interactions ! will be somewhat selective .
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
stolen from a certain someone .
using for interactions ! will be somewhat selective .
using for interactions ! will be somewhat selective .
" Pst— 'course I am.
'Ha worlds at ma finger tips, who 'ives a damn what she says abou' me! "
Throwing her hands up as if to prove how in control she was, the bottle of rum flying out of her fingers.
" Haaa... whoosh. Easy come, easy go. "
'Ha worlds at ma finger tips, who 'ives a damn what she says abou' me! "
Throwing her hands up as if to prove how in control she was, the bottle of rum flying out of her fingers.
" Haaa... whoosh. Easy come, easy go. "
"are you ok?"
The arachnid asks, they felt that the tiefling's vibe has been a bit off the past few days. . .she wanted to check up on her and make sure she was ok
"You've been acting a bit. . .odd."
The arachnid asks, they felt that the tiefling's vibe has been a bit off the past few days. . .she wanted to check up on her and make sure she was ok
"You've been acting a bit. . .odd."
" Marriage is overrated.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 AM
" Pst— 'course I am.
'Ha worlds at ma finger tips, who 'ives a damn what she says abou' me! "
Throwing her hands up as if to prove how in control she was, the bottle of rum flying out of her fingers.
" Haaa... whoosh. Easy come, easy go. "
'Ha worlds at ma finger tips, who 'ives a damn what she says abou' me! "
Throwing her hands up as if to prove how in control she was, the bottle of rum flying out of her fingers.
" Haaa... whoosh. Easy come, easy go. "
" Marriage is overrated.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 AM
" Marriage is overrated.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
Annnnd shes back to singing scary sounding sea shanties as she drinks.
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Annnnd shes back to singing scary sounding sea shanties as she drinks.
" Devil mornin' to you too. "
"God morning everyone. "
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 PM
" Devil mornin' to you too. "
Ha.
You're gonna be a nice pet project.
You're gonna be a nice pet project.
damn straight ,
raw , rough , sloppy , freaky sex .
fuck the cuddling , there will be 𝗻𝗼 after .
raw , rough , sloppy , freaky sex .
fuck the cuddling , there will be 𝗻𝗼 after .
• First Impression. " Cute, I bet shes a total freak in the sheets. "
• Would we fuck? Almost certainly
• How Rough? Exclusively
• Cuddles after? If you're good.
• Would I date you? Ehhh Commitment.
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you? Kiss and Slap
• Raw or protection? Raw.
• Would we fuck? Almost certainly
• How Rough? Exclusively
• Cuddles after? If you're good.
• Would I date you? Ehhh Commitment.
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you? Kiss and Slap
• Raw or protection? Raw.
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Ha.
You're gonna be a nice pet project.
You're gonna be a nice pet project.
" Both.
I'm the face of the thieves guild, and the unofficial leader of he adventurers guild.
But neither come with guaranteed one on one time. I'm a mistress on the side, I thats what you need. "
She certainly kept herself busy.
" I'd take you on happily. "
I'm the face of the thieves guild, and the unofficial leader of he adventurers guild.
But neither come with guaranteed one on one time. I'm a mistress on the side, I thats what you need. "
She certainly kept herself busy.
" I'd take you on happily. "
" Yeah yeah — ! fuck that . "
she grinned .
" No , what guild do / you / own . I gotta be learning under specifically 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 wing . "
she cleared her throat , realising she may be getting too big for her boots in front of the guildmaster .
" I mean , uh — if you'd be willing . "
she grinned .
" No , what guild do / you / own . I gotta be learning under specifically 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 wing . "
she cleared her throat , realising she may be getting too big for her boots in front of the guildmaster .
" I mean , uh — if you'd be willing . "
" Well, the adventures guild— its easy enough.
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
" Both.
I'm the face of the thieves guild, and the unofficial leader of he adventurers guild.
But neither come with guaranteed one on one time. I'm a mistress on the side, I thats what you need. "
She certainly kept herself busy.
" I'd take you on happily. "
I'm the face of the thieves guild, and the unofficial leader of he adventurers guild.
But neither come with guaranteed one on one time. I'm a mistress on the side, I thats what you need. "
She certainly kept herself busy.
" I'd take you on happily. "
" Well, the adventures guild— its easy enough.
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
oh god was this tiefling hot — .
" Hmm — . thats really interesting , i'm a hero type . practical in all the right ways !
though — this torture thing sounds intriguing , i've never tasted a duke's wife . . "
she's tapping her chin now .
" How does one go about joining one of these things ? "
" Hmm — . thats really interesting , i'm a hero type . practical in all the right ways !
though — this torture thing sounds intriguing , i've never tasted a duke's wife . . "
she's tapping her chin now .
" How does one go about joining one of these things ? "
The Tiefling would offer a hum this time, almost as if she was considering it.
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
" Well, the adventures guild— its easy enough.
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
// The temptation to remake my Coupe account grows.
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
// The temptation to remake my Coupe account grows.
The Tiefling would offer a hum this time, almost as if she was considering it.
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
" Yeah you know what ? i actually agree with you there , "
She returned a hearty laugh of her own , reluctantly taking the patting on her back .
" So uh . . would i ever 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 to meet the hottie from the poster? "
She returned a hearty laugh of her own , reluctantly taking the patting on her back .
" So uh . . would i ever 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 to meet the hottie from the poster? "
The Guild master would give a hearty laugh before patting the other on the back.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The Tiefling would offer a hum this time, almost as if she was considering it.
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
The Guild master would give a hearty laugh before patting the other on the back.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
out pops Vis , she was out of breath anyway .
" Yeah damn — . who's this hottie ? look at the reward , they must reaaaaally want her . "
looking at the poster , then the woman , then finally back at the poster before chuckling .
" too bad i dunno who or where she is . . "
" Yeah damn — . who's this hottie ? look at the reward , they must reaaaaally want her . "
looking at the poster , then the woman , then finally back at the poster before chuckling .
" too bad i dunno who or where she is . . "
Whistling as she looked at her new Wanted poster.
" Damn, who is that beautiful woman? "
Poster saying; WANTED
Dead or Alive
Grand larceny
Extortion of merchants and nobles
Torture of informants
Assassination of city officials
Arson of guard precincts
14,000gp and land ownership rights.
" Damn, who is that beautiful woman? "
Poster saying; WANTED
Dead or Alive
Grand larceny
Extortion of merchants and nobles
Torture of informants
Assassination of city officials
Arson of guard precincts
14,000gp and land ownership rights.
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The Guild master would give a hearty laugh before patting the other on the back.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
'Course it does— why else would I do it?
( Sound logic clearly, head tilted back chugging even more of it. Liquid running down her face. She either had a really good or really bad night. )
( Sound logic clearly, head tilted back chugging even more of it. Liquid running down her face. She either had a really good or really bad night. )
Is that really how it works ?
( her methods to heal a hangover didn’t feel right . It was strange even )
( her methods to heal a hangover didn’t feel right . It was strange even )
Gotta chase away yesterday's hangover, babe~
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
'Course it does— why else would I do it?
( Sound logic clearly, head tilted back chugging even more of it. Liquid running down her face. She either had a really good or really bad night. )
( Sound logic clearly, head tilted back chugging even more of it. Liquid running down her face. She either had a really good or really bad night. )
" 🎶 All is not what once was thought, for the serpent always lies. 🎶 "
Yes, shes singing sea shanties while stumbling to the Guild Hall.
" 🎶Uk'otoa— Uk'otoa, keep him locked away. AND if the creature is released, all our lives will surely cease! 🎶 Uk'otoa Uk'otoa 🎶 "
Yes, shes singing sea shanties while stumbling to the Guild Hall.
" 🎶Uk'otoa— Uk'otoa, keep him locked away. AND if the creature is released, all our lives will surely cease! 🎶 Uk'otoa Uk'otoa 🎶 "
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
" 🎶 All is not what once was thought, for the serpent always lies. 🎶 "
Yes, shes singing sea shanties while stumbling to the Guild Hall.
" 🎶Uk'otoa— Uk'otoa, keep him locked away. AND if the creature is released, all our lives will surely cease! 🎶 Uk'otoa Uk'otoa 🎶 "
Yes, shes singing sea shanties while stumbling to the Guild Hall.
" 🎶Uk'otoa— Uk'otoa, keep him locked away. AND if the creature is released, all our lives will surely cease! 🎶 Uk'otoa Uk'otoa 🎶 "
Gotta chase away yesterday's hangover, babe~
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
Alcohol so early ?
( no judgement mainly confusion and curiosity .
She’d slightly tilt her head )
( no judgement mainly confusion and curiosity .
She’d slightly tilt her head )
Well enough.
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Gotta chase away yesterday's hangover, babe~
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
Well enough.
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Well enough.
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )