That One Guy
@thejadegoblin.bsky.social
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28 | 🇭🇲 Astral Viktor, my beloved You may know me from such hit fics on AO3 featuring two gay boy scientists eternally yearning. I am in eternal jayvik hell. Come find me on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/thejadegoblin
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#Jayvik AUs on my "to write" wishlist: mermaid au (can't decide if merjayce or merviktor)
Post-canon cottage by the stream (would be angst ending in fluff)
Ancient Greek AU (mayhaps a greek tragedy?)
Vampire AU (vampireviktor)
Witcher AU (witcherjayce, sorcerervik)
Steampunk AU
DnD AU perhaps
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
I might have to take a little hiatus from writing and fic updates. The warming weather is kicking my ass with flare ups and making me too exhausted to do anything but go to work and collapse in bed after
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Okay going back to bed now 🤭
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
"You saw there was a child. You saw my son!"

"That future is almost gone"

"But it is not lost. If I leave him now, I will regret it forever"

"Your hands are cold. The life of the Eldar is leaving you"

"This was my choice. Whether by your will or not there is no ship now that can bear me hence"
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
"Viktor is dying. He will not long survive the evil that now spreads from Mordor"

"He stays because he still has hope-"

"He stays for YOU he belongs with his people. I will not leave my son here to die"

"Put aside the Ranger, Jayce. Be who you were born to be"
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Lotr #jayvik Arwen!Viktor and Aragorn!Jayce

"I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all of the ages of this world alone."

"I am mortal. You are elf-kind. It was a dream Viktor, nothing more. This belongs to you"

"It is mine to give to whom I wish, like my heart. Keep it"

AAAAHHHH
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
I adore how Vikling loves Papa Jayce the most bc he's essentially Viktor 2.0, and the Jaycelings love Viktor the most bc they're little copies of Jayce.
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Literally took my hair from slightly longer than s2 Vik to SHORTER THAN S1 Vik. That is NOT a single inch of difference
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
My hair isnt even curling anymore bc theres not enough hair for it to curl anymore ☹️

God dammit im actually going to cry. Im so fucking upset
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Ive spent the last 9 mnths cutting my own hair bc no one ever listens when i say i want only a little bit off, i love my curls i like my length, why do they always buzz it all off??? I wanted to scream at him to STOP MAKING IT SHORTER AND SHORTER AND SHORTER

Im going back to cutting my own hair
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Welp im officiallly never getring my hair cut ever again 🙃🙃🙃 i asked for a *single inch* off and the guy CUT ALL OF MY FUCKING HAIR OFF until it no longer curled and is a few millimetres from my skin and i want to fucking cry

For reference my hair was a similar length to Viktors in the start of S2
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
More Cyberpunk AU worms:

Jayce met V thru Wakako. The job deets were vague, as they always were with her, but ended up a rescue of a Fixer called Machine Herald who'd ended up on the wrong side of Maelstrom

V was impressed. He offered Jayce a gig soon as they were clear
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Jayce is ambitious and reckless, desperate to make it to the rop and become a Night City Legend, so hes just as willing to steal from corps and interfere with gang biz if the eddies are good and the rep is even better

They compliment each other in that way
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
As a Fixer, Viktor's not smalltime but he's not Afterlife big either. He's somewhere in the middle. Got good contacts both on the streets and from his corpo days, and he's always willing to fuck over Arasaka at any opportunity like hes got nothin the live for
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Wakako is fond of Viktor. Reminds her of her grandson. Viktor stays out of Tyger Claw biz out of respect. They help each other out

Jayce used to run with the Valentinos but there was more eddies in branching out with Fixers. Left on good terms tho, refuses gigs that interefere with Valentino biz
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Jayce and Vi run gigs as a duo, grew up together in Heywood. Their mamas went into business together, run a local club for the Valentinos

Viktor went to the Arasaka academy with Cait. Nowadays she runs personal security for the Arasaka family, he runs corpo heist gigs out of Little China
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Here me out, since ive gotta #jayvik everything im currently doing. Cyberpunk 2077 #vikjayce AU

Ex-corpo turned Fixer Viktor, goes by The Machine Herald, Edgerunner Jayce tryna make into the big leagues and get outta Heywood
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Oh ive seen that fanart yes, partly why im constantly debating if i like Atlantian Jayce more or Viktor
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
I like Jayce as Milo bc hes a big awkward nerd, but so is Viktor and Kida is very physical which Viktor is not - however Viktor being sick and injured from the last time explorers found them could be an interesting angle to play - however, shirtless Jayce teaching Viktor to climb...
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
#jayvik Atlantis AU: who's Milo and who's Kida?
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
I need viktors thighs LITTERED in bites STAT
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Wake up y'all new chapter of Once More (Unto the Breach) the bitter exes #jayvik just dropped archiveofourown.org/works/656378...
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ariesbutworse.bsky.social
bruh i got a new j*b at the worst time ever and i've been slacking on my gooning quotas but some virgin4virgin jayvik + pre-op viktor. KINKTOBER SOON
thejadegoblin.bsky.social
As a pre-op trans man I can't tell you how much pre-op Viktor means to me