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James Allen
@thejamesallen.bsky.social
It's ya boy

Sometimes I draw video games at JamesDraws.Games
Since I've moved to Austin, it's lost all TGIFridays and now all Outback Steakhouse's...

I'm fucking crashing out.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me and who?
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Don't talk to me or my large, shiny son ever again.
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I just posted James Draws Games #300

That's 1800 drawings!

Please go check it out over at jamesdraws.games
James Draws Games
Guess the game that James drew!
jamesdraws.games
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I get upset when I hear things like "VHS Player" or "Vinyl Player"

Mother fucker, its a VCR and Record Player
October 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me, .0027 seconds after the pharmacist told me to take a pill if I'm feeling any anxiety:
a woman in a purple shirt is drinking from a pink cup .
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is drinking from a pink cup .
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jack in the Box, once again, removing their loaded wedges may be the final mental hit I need to have an emotional breakdown...
September 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I had a dream like this once...
Madness

#SeptemberToRemember is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Man, I really wish the X was not Pikachu's color palette and stuck with Raichu's, but overall, I'm just excited my boy is getting a lot of love.
First look at Mega Raichu X & Mega Raichu Y! ⚡ #Pokemon
September 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Wendys switching from whole leaf lettuce to shredded lettuce fucking sucks
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Imitation crab is fucked up. It's just another fish...why don't we just call it that fish?

If I told you something was "imitation hotdog" you would think it's a vegan version. "Imitation burger" would just be an impossible burger.

Why the fuck is imitation crab just pollock???
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Ya love to see it.
August 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A wrestler who has a boring, babyface cowboy gimmick who then turns heel and becomes a huge loser emo guy instead.
August 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
HOW MANY MORE DELAYS!?

I ordered this thing back in October, saying it'd be here by Q1, and now it's being pushed to Q4?!
August 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Me and who?
August 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
GIVE ME KILLER INSTINCT 2013, COWARDS!
NEW: Banjo-Kazooie. Perfect Dark. Sea of Thieves. And so many more. 🔥

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August 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Fighting games are good. #EVO2025
August 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
From when the song first came out, up until about 2018, I thought the song "Hey Jealousy" by Gin Blossoms was saying "Hey Chelsea."

I had never actually heard the title of the song and it made much more sense.
August 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Caprese salad is fucked up. That shit aint a salad, why are we calling it a salad?
July 31, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I think I've become a big Sprite guy in 2025.
July 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM