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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Jun 13

Weezer has songs that I love, but there is no amount of money that would make me give a fuck about that band

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Jun 11

Gonna be bumpin' some Barenaked Ladies in honor of Brian Wilson today

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Jun 8

She dougie on my McD til I buckets?

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Jun 6

She Mul on my Roney til I Dermot

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Jun 6

If you're holding a really large spatula and you don't slap it into the palm of your hand, were you ever really holding a really large spatula?

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 29

Glovese

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 20

New ska band: Brian Windhorst Neck Pussy

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 13

Splash Hog for my LapHog

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 8

I am my father's son

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 5

I wonder if the lead singer of LEN just kinda...sounds like that all the time?

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 4

Assuming this tag is someone's cock and balls with cum dripping out of it...just pure artistry really

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 2

Black Moth Super Rainbow and Adventure Time are both fruit that fell from the same tree

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 2

I hope there's an option where you can pay a fee to see his up-to-date Power Rankings

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · May 2

Number 516: the Terry Bradshaw guide to world religions

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · May 2

Every crime I commit is a crime of passion because my greatest weakness is I care too much

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 27

LOOK AT HER

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 26

🎵🎶girl you know you're lost, lost in the gochujang sauce🎶🎵

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 25

@charityraidtrain.bsky.social accidentally merched up at work

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 22

Slamming more tang than an astronaut in a chugging competition

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 22

Nico Harrison has an energy about him that belongs on Love is Blind

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 20

Staryu going to prom with anyone? Oh you are...yeah Ditto haha....No I'm actually not, yeah
...I was gonna ask you but I guess I'm just a Slowking ha

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 15

Shirt with Boiler Room logo (the dj series) and also Giovanni Ribisi and Vin Diesel on it

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 15

Bobby Boucher was a shaman who prayed to the swamp god and his mother was a high priestess who helped facilitate the temporary transfer of Godly powers into her son

Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 14

Anybody see the Piss Moon this weekend?

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Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · Apr 14

I wanna make a shirt that says "This is just like that movie" and on the back it says "The Happening"

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