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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · 25d

🚨 Big stream tonight 🚨

I’ve got an announcement to share, and after that you get to choose what game we play.

Come hang out, make some chaos, and maybe change the course of the night.

⏰ 6PM CST

📺 twitch.tv/thekancerman

#Twitch #Gaming #Streamer #ViewerChoice #community

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · 26d

Neon lights hide darker truths.

Tonight: 6PM CST
More Cyberpunk 2077
Neon Dreams, Netrunner Nightmares 💀

Dive back into Night City with me—where every hack has a price.

🔗 twitch.tv/thekancerman

#Cyberpunk2077 #TwitchStreamer #PhantomLiberty #Gaming

TheKancerMan - Twitch

I'm dead inside - and outside. PNGTuber; RPG, Indie, and Retro enjoyer; butter knife connoisseur.

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · 27d

🚗💀 Welcome to the lot where credit checks don’t matter—only your soul does.

Streaming Car Dealer Simulator tonight—where the paperwork is eternal.

Live at 9PM CST
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#CarDealerSimulator #IndieGame #Streaming #Twitch #CarSales #DarkHumor

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Sep 16

LIVE 6PM CST 🧪
Abiotic Factor — Now With 40% More Workplace Accidents
Innovation you can scream about.

twitch.tv/TheKancerMan

#AbioticFactor #TwitchLive #DarkHumor #IndieGame #IndieGaming #SurvivalGame #CoopGames #PCGaming #Streamer #MeatbagMode

TheKancerMan - Twitch

I'm dead inside - and outside. PNGTuber; RPG, Indie, and Retro enjoyer; butter knife connoisseur.

twitch.tv

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Sep 15

LIVE 6PM CST
💀 Cyberpunk 2077
Backseat Driving My Own Cyberpsychosis

Cruising Night City with bad decisions riding shotgun. Therapy’s expensive, bullets are cheap.

twitch.tv/TheKancerMan

#Cyberpunk2077 #TwitchLive #DarkHumor #Vtuber #OpenWorld

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Sep 15

LIVE 11:30 PM CST
Car Dealer Simulator
Buy Two Tires, Get Existential Dread Free

Low prices! Bad credit welcome! Every car comes with a free check engine light and the crushing weight of existence.

twitch.tv/TheKancerMan

#CarDealerSimulator #TwitchLive #DarkHumor #IndieGame

TheKancerMan - Twitch

I'm dead inside - and outside. PNGTuber; RPG, Indie, and Retro enjoyer; butter knife connoisseur.

twitch.tv

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Sep 8

LIVE 6PM CST ⚡
Cyberpunk 2077 — Cyberpsychosis but Make It Casual

Logging in to Night City like it’s free therapy. Spoiler: it’s not.

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#Cyberpunk2077 #TwitchLive #DarkHumor #Vtuber #StreamingCommunity #RPG #OpenWorld

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Sep 7

LIVE 6PM CST
Pacific Drive — Extended Warranty Not Included
✨Buy one apocalypse, get the second free.✨
All sales final. No refunds. Car may scream. You may too.

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#PacificDrive #TwitchLive #DarkHumor #indiegame

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Sep 2

LIVE 6PM CST 🧪
Abiotic Factor – Now With 30% More Ethical Violations
Corporate science at its finest: budget cuts, bad ideas, and bodies piling up.

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#AbioticFactor #IndieGame #TwitchLive

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Sep 1

LIVE 6PM CST
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
The Spy Who Glitched Me

Betrayal, cyberware malfunctions & espionage with extra bugs

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#Cyberpunk2077 #PhantomLiberty #TwitchLive #DarkHumor

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 31

LIVE 6PM CST
Pacific Drive

Sunday Drive Through the Apocalypse
Buckle up, it’s a casual cruise through radioactive storms, cosmic horror, and an occasional car part flying off.
Nothing like a relaxing Sunday drive.

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#PacificDrive #TwitchLive #DarkHumor #IndieGaming

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 26

LIVE 6PM CST
🧪 Abiotic Factor
Science, But With More Screaming
The apocalypse is here, the experiments are loose, and yes — I’m still hoarding office supplies like they’ll save me.

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#AbioticFactor #IndieGaming #DarkHumor #TwitchLive #MeatbagMode

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 25

LIVE 6PM CST
💀 Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
Neon Lies & Spy Games
New chrome, new spies, same old bad decisions. Night City politics are just as deadly as its streets — and I’m here to prove it.

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#Cyberpunk2077 #PhantomLiberty #TwitchLive #DarkHumor #StreamerLife

TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 19

🧪 Abiotic Factor – Day 2

Who knew surviving the apocalypse required stealing staplers and hoarding pens?

LIVE 6PM CST

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#AbioticFactor #IndieGames #MeatbagApproved #DarkHumor #TwitchStreamer

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 18

LIVE 6PM CST
💀 Cyberpunk 2077 (and maybe Abiotic Factor)
Cyberpunk’d Today, Lab Rat Tomorrow

Neon streets, broken implants, bad choices — and if that fails, I’ll trade chrome for science experiments gone wrong.

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#Cyberpunk2077 #AbioticFactor #TwitchLive

TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 11

LIVE 6PM CST
💀 Cyberpunk 2077
Glitch in the Meatbag Matrix

Back in Night City with bad code in my brain, chrome in my bones, and no backup plan. Expect chaos, bullets, and questionable life choices.

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#Cyberpunk2077 #TwitchLive #MeatbagMode

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 10

LIVE 9PM CST
🏴‍☠️ Sea of Thieves w/ @Heathenslordtv
The Road to Pirate Legend

Two pirates. One goal. Zero impulse control.
Tonight we sail, steal, and sink our way to Pirate Legend status — or die trying.

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#SeaOfThieves #PirateLegend #TwitchLive #DarkHumorGaming

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 5

LIVE 6PM CST
💀 Grim Fandango
The Afterlife Has Terrible Customer Service
Welcome to the Land of the Dead. Your soul is on hold. Your paperwork’s missing. And I’m your only hope.
You’re doomed.

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#GrimFandango #TwitchLive #BoneBureaucracy #DarkComedy

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Aug 4

🔴 LIVE 6PM CST
💀 Cyberpunk 2077
404: Stable Mental State Not Found
Back in Night City with more chrome, fewer morals, and a glitch in every conversation.
Tune in for mayhem, upgrades, and emotional damage.
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#Cyberpunk2077 #TwitchStreamer #MeatbagLive

TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Jul 29

LIVE 6PM CST
🏴‍☠️ The Curse of Monkey Island
Buried Treasure and Emotional Damage

Point, click, suffer. Ghost pirates, cursed rings, and therapy

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#MonkeyIsland #TwitchStreamer #DarkHumorGaming

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Jul 28

LIVE 6PM CST
Cyberpunk 2077
Certified Pre-Owned Cyberpsychosis

Glitched out, morally bankrupt, and fully chrome-pilled.
Come watch the system crash.

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#Cyberpunk2077 #MeatbagLive #DarkHumor #CertifiedUnstable #ChromeAndConsequences

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Jul 22

LIVE at 6PM CST
Monkey Island 2
Will I defeat LeChuck? Solve cryptic puzzles? Or get distracted insulting ghosts & drinking grog til my last brain cell walks the plank?

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#MonkeyIsland2 #TwitchStreamer #retrogames #PointAndClickPain #DarkHumorGaming #PixelPiracy

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Jul 21

LIVE at 6PM CST
Cyberpunk 2077
Back in Night City w/ zero plans, max implants, and a high probability of exploding.
I'm 90% chrome, 10% regret, and 100% legally not responsible for any civilian casualties.

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#Cyberpunk2077 #MeatbagOnTheLoose #Glitchcore #TwitchStreamer #DarkHumorStreaming

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Jul 15

LIVE at 6PM CST
"Viewer's Choice or Viewer’s Curse?"
Tonight, YOU decide what I play.
Will it be gold? Or will I suffer?

twitch.tv/TheKancerMan

#TwitchStreamer #VarietyStream #ViewersChoice #ChaosStream #TheKancerMan #TwitchAffiliates #IndieGames #ChatControlsMyLife

TheKancerMan - Twitch

I'm dead inside - and outside. PNGTuber; RPG, Indie, and Retro enjoyer; butter knife connoisseur.

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TheKancerMan @thekancerman.bsky.social · Jul 14

LIVE at 6PM CST
Cyberpunk 2077

"It’s Not a Glitch, It’s a Feature"
Night City’s favorite walking bug report is back. Expect bullets, bad choices, and body mods that void the warranty.

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#Cyberpunk2077 #TwitchStreamer #MeatbagLive #DarkHumorGaming #VibesFromTheGutter