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The Karate Adult
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 2d
Mine did! And it’s capitalized, like, Dildo Of Consequences -its trademarked.
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 2d
True fact: Steven A Smith ISN’T EVEN FUCKING RELATED to James Naismith!

Look it up if you don’t believe me!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 2d
I can’t read this “free access” article because I made the mistake of once supporting the Washington Post.
What does it say?
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 2d
Did you know George Santos wrote the song ‘Key Largo’ when he was just two?
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 2d
He didn’t really shit out of a plane! The dipshit can’t even drive a fucking car!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 2d
What a dead-eye fox!!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve been mailing poop to trump at the White House and at traitor castle for years now -in cologuard boxes which my friends and I fill completely. The lady Sheriff has been out to see me about it twice and the FBI came knocking even, but I didn’t answer!
I just knew I was doing the right thing!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Horseshit!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Apple must just need more suicide nets!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
I see Fred Armisen!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
The ole Tombstone Post, at it again!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
It’s the cathode ray tube.
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
are you sick of all the winning/greatness yet?
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Which pizza does trump not like? Does it say?
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
President asshat jazzhands isn’t one for faithfulness.
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Well Putin owns our traitorous dipshit president, that’s why!
Duh!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Fuck, I never knew they had Paul McCartney AND Paul Shaffer! Crazy!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Bitch tits
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
I rode the one in Ogdenville once.
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Democracy died in your Amazon cart.
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
You know if you just eat trump you get to become president, it’s in the Constitution. It’s what happened to Millard Filmore.
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Remember that crazy Raymond episode where he forgot Debra’s birthday so she cut Ray’s cock off? Boyle’s line was so funny, “So you cut off my son’s dick, Debra?!?”
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
How about we make that fucking sign the president? I reckon there ain’t no law sez we can’t!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
She’s not even that fucking useful. There isn’t even an effective leadership placebo effect!
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The Karate Adult @thekarateadult.bsky.social · 3d
Plus another 2 million for “safari portholes” so she can shoot at shit at low altitudes!
What a crock of shit!