The Karate Adult
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The Karate Adult
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Mine did! And it’s capitalized, like, Dildo Of Consequences -its trademarked.
True fact: Steven A Smith ISN’T EVEN FUCKING RELATED to James Naismith!

Look it up if you don’t believe me!
I can’t read this “free access” article because I made the mistake of once supporting the Washington Post.
What does it say?
Did you know George Santos wrote the song ‘Key Largo’ when he was just two?
He didn’t really shit out of a plane! The dipshit can’t even drive a fucking car!
I’ve been mailing poop to trump at the White House and at traitor castle for years now -in cologuard boxes which my friends and I fill completely. The lady Sheriff has been out to see me about it twice and the FBI came knocking even, but I didn’t answer!
I just knew I was doing the right thing!
Apple must just need more suicide nets!
The ole Tombstone Post, at it again!
are you sick of all the winning/greatness yet?
Which pizza does trump not like? Does it say?
President asshat jazzhands isn’t one for faithfulness.
Well Putin owns our traitorous dipshit president, that’s why!
Duh!
Fuck, I never knew they had Paul McCartney AND Paul Shaffer! Crazy!
I rode the one in Ogdenville once.
Democracy died in your Amazon cart.
You know if you just eat trump you get to become president, it’s in the Constitution. It’s what happened to Millard Filmore.
Remember that crazy Raymond episode where he forgot Debra’s birthday so she cut Ray’s cock off? Boyle’s line was so funny, “So you cut off my son’s dick, Debra?!?”
How about we make that fucking sign the president? I reckon there ain’t no law sez we can’t!
She’s not even that fucking useful. There isn’t even an effective leadership placebo effect!
Plus another 2 million for “safari portholes” so she can shoot at shit at low altitudes!
What a crock of shit!