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Tybalt in black jeans

@thekennedykab.bsky.social

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Actor, circus artist, performer GenX Heteromantic Gray Ace I'm not liberal, I'm a dirty fuckin leftist Filipino-American My roommate is a cat named Bonkers. This is the best short video I ever came up with: https://youtu.be/xcWpDp5LeBc

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · Jun 28

The older I get, the less I want to go to places that I used to enjoy. For example, outside.

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 1d

I was going to say "As a fellow person of color," but I don't want him associated with any of us.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 1d

“The right never used to talk like this.” As a person of color, I beg to motherfuckin differ.

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 1d

#Connections
Puzzle #872
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🟩🟩🟩🟩 You can't thwart me, Wyna Liu!

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 3d

Just winding down the evening with a Ken Russell movie.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 4d

Damn you.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 9d

So, did the Kool Aid Man steal his crashing-through-the-wall bit from the Schlitt’s Malt Liquor Bull, or was it the other way around?

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 9d

#Connections
Puzzle #864
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🟨🟨🟨🟨 I will admit to a stupid mistake, Wyna Liu.

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 12d

#Connections
Puzzle #861
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🟨🟨🟨🟨 Sundays are too easy, Wyna Liu.

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 13d

#Connections
Puzzle #860
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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 14d

Sometimes you have to look for the spicy braised beef and noodle soup (now with bok choy!) within you.

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 15d

#Connections
Puzzle #858
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🟨🟨🟨🟨 Can't stop me, Wyna Liu.

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 15d

#Wordle 1,580 3/6*

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Luck 79/99 WOO!

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 16d

Is it bad that one of the top reasons I want a relationship is because I want someone to help me flip my mattress?

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 16d

#Connections
Puzzle #857
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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 17d

Grab them by the label. 😉

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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 17d

Internet videos in the 2000s: cats

Internet videos in the 2010s: douchy bros pulling stupid stunts

Internet videos in the 2020s: heavily made-up women eating in their cars

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 19d

#Connections
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Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 20d

Your porn name is the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

Your wrestling name is your high school mascot and your mother’s maiden name.

Your computer name is your social security number and birthdate.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 20d

I bet the wrap parties for Hallmark Holiday Romance movies are drug-fueled orgies.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 20d

The Stay-Puft man lets out an exasperated sigh.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 20d

Listen up, dipshits, ANTIFA isn’t an organization. It’s a stance. It’s saying that you are against fascism.

It’s like saying anti-pollution is an organization.

Stop creating a terrorist group out of nothing, you dumb motherfuckers.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 20d

Look at all those terrorists burning down a beloved city.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 21d

Does anyone say “going out for a nightcap” any more?

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 21d

Oh, Donnie. Now the US will finally realize how much of our lives depend on Chinese made products.

Tybalt in black jeans @thekennedykab.bsky.social · 21d

Look at all those terrorists. I bet ICE will start profiling people in inflatable costumes. I would love to see the text of that official order.