The Kat
@thekrazykat.bsky.social
Mostly humerus, sometimes Sirius.
The anonymous sailboat guy.
Don't be annoying.
'KThnxBye
The anonymous sailboat guy.
Don't be annoying.
'KThnxBye
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More this, less that:
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
More this, less that:
More this, less that:
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
More this, less that:
More this, less that:
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
More this, less that:
Me, after telling my activist mom that she ain't the boss of me.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me, after telling my activist mom that she ain't the boss of me.
I'm not saying there were five (or more) of us involved, but I'm also not saying there weren't five (or more) of us involved. In other news, The Kat is still a member in good standing with the International Criminal Mastermind Organization.
apnews.com/article/fran...
apnews.com/article/fran...
Paris prosecutor says arrested man is thought to be 4th member of Louvre heist gang
French police have arrested a man believed to be the fourth member of the team that stole France’s crown jewels from the Louvre Museum.
apnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm not saying there were five (or more) of us involved, but I'm also not saying there weren't five (or more) of us involved. In other news, The Kat is still a member in good standing with the International Criminal Mastermind Organization.
apnews.com/article/fran...
apnews.com/article/fran...
No, I will not be competing in the next solo around the world sailboat race.
(Narrator - Fuck it. What could possibly go wrong?)
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/28/p...
(Narrator - Fuck it. What could possibly go wrong?)
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/28/p...
This Mainer almost died sailing around the world. Now he’s getting ready to try again.
It took something approaching a miracle for Ronnie Simpson to be rescued. It’s something else that has compelled him to try it all over again.
www.bangordailynews.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No, I will not be competing in the next solo around the world sailboat race.
(Narrator - Fuck it. What could possibly go wrong?)
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/28/p...
(Narrator - Fuck it. What could possibly go wrong?)
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/28/p...
Keep your stinkin' 2A but repeal the NRA sponsored (and probably written) PLCAA and give victims and survivors the legal ability to hold manufacturers, distributors and retailers accountable for the deaths and injuries that their products cause.
abc7.com/post/several...
abc7.com/post/several...
4 dead, 10 injured in mass shooting at California child's birthday party, officials say
Approximately 14 people were struck and four are dead in a mass shooting at a California child's birthday party, officials said Saturday night.
abc7.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Keep your stinkin' 2A but repeal the NRA sponsored (and probably written) PLCAA and give victims and survivors the legal ability to hold manufacturers, distributors and retailers accountable for the deaths and injuries that their products cause.
abc7.com/post/several...
abc7.com/post/several...
I, for one, welcome our 10 billion year old intelligent, self-aware and conscious alien relic from another galaxy with treats and scritches.
usaherald.com/3i-atlas-rev...
usaherald.com/3i-atlas-rev...
3I/ATLAS Reveals a Razor-Sharp Anti-Tail as New Image Exposes Features That Break Every Known Rule of Comet Physics - USA Herald
Key Findings Something in this image refuses to follow the laws of nature. The object’s structure appears deliberate rather than random. What we are seeing now forces new questions no one is prepared ...
usaherald.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I, for one, welcome our 10 billion year old intelligent, self-aware and conscious alien relic from another galaxy with treats and scritches.
usaherald.com/3i-atlas-rev...
usaherald.com/3i-atlas-rev...
In good news Jupiter is ascending.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
In good news Jupiter is ascending.
As nice as it sounds, the United States is NOT a party of the International Criminal Court, therefore the people responsible for the extrajudicial killing of so-called 'drug smugglers' from Venezuela will not be extradited for trial of any war crimes. They got away with murder.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As nice as it sounds, the United States is NOT a party of the International Criminal Court, therefore the people responsible for the extrajudicial killing of so-called 'drug smugglers' from Venezuela will not be extradited for trial of any war crimes. They got away with murder.
"Gimme a call when you get your shit together"
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"Gimme a call when you get your shit together"
Know the difference:
European football vs. American soccer
European football vs. American soccer
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Know the difference:
European football vs. American soccer
European football vs. American soccer
Oh, what's that? A 'pause' from 3rd world nations? Does that mean ...
a cartoon of bugs bunny holding a fish in his paw
ALT: a cartoon of bugs bunny holding a fish in his paw
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oh, what's that? A 'pause' from 3rd world nations? Does that mean ...
From the grammar police
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
From the grammar police
Releasing hydrogen inflated Halloween decorations covered in Christmas lights is still on my to-do list.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Releasing hydrogen inflated Halloween decorations covered in Christmas lights is still on my to-do list.
Things I'm truly grateful for, in no particular order:
► Never tried to deep-fry a turkey.
► Never covered Halloween decorations with Christmas lights.
► Never pushed my slower friend to distract the bear.
► Never gave a cat or dog chocolate.
► Never met a Great White Shark in the ocean.
► Never tried to deep-fry a turkey.
► Never covered Halloween decorations with Christmas lights.
► Never pushed my slower friend to distract the bear.
► Never gave a cat or dog chocolate.
► Never met a Great White Shark in the ocean.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Things I'm truly grateful for, in no particular order:
► Never tried to deep-fry a turkey.
► Never covered Halloween decorations with Christmas lights.
► Never pushed my slower friend to distract the bear.
► Never gave a cat or dog chocolate.
► Never met a Great White Shark in the ocean.
► Never tried to deep-fry a turkey.
► Never covered Halloween decorations with Christmas lights.
► Never pushed my slower friend to distract the bear.
► Never gave a cat or dog chocolate.
► Never met a Great White Shark in the ocean.
I don't like tacos. There, I publicly announced it, and I'm glad.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't like tacos. There, I publicly announced it, and I'm glad.
Sometimes I really love my little state of New Hampshire. Other times, I question my own sanity.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sometimes I really love my little state of New Hampshire. Other times, I question my own sanity.
Tuesday Meditations and Blessings:
(1) May you and your slower friend both outrun the bear.
(2) May the humming bird of your dreams learn the lyrics.
(3) May the coffee be always ready and within reach.
(4) May the wet leaves on your lawn stay there until spring.
(1) May you and your slower friend both outrun the bear.
(2) May the humming bird of your dreams learn the lyrics.
(3) May the coffee be always ready and within reach.
(4) May the wet leaves on your lawn stay there until spring.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Tuesday Meditations and Blessings:
(1) May you and your slower friend both outrun the bear.
(2) May the humming bird of your dreams learn the lyrics.
(3) May the coffee be always ready and within reach.
(4) May the wet leaves on your lawn stay there until spring.
(1) May you and your slower friend both outrun the bear.
(2) May the humming bird of your dreams learn the lyrics.
(3) May the coffee be always ready and within reach.
(4) May the wet leaves on your lawn stay there until spring.
"Comet" Hardy har har!. Anonymous informed sources agree with a high degree of certainty that 3I/ATLAS is not 'just' a another random piece of interstellar space debris.
twistedsifter.com/2025/11/jame...
twistedsifter.com/2025/11/jame...
James Webb Space Telescope Observes Interstellar Comet, 3I/ATLAS, For 10 Minutes And Gathers Massive Amounts Of Data
This unique comet just keeps surprising astronomers.
twistedsifter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Comet" Hardy har har!. Anonymous informed sources agree with a high degree of certainty that 3I/ATLAS is not 'just' a another random piece of interstellar space debris.
twistedsifter.com/2025/11/jame...
twistedsifter.com/2025/11/jame...
Monday Motivations and Blessings:
(1) May the squirrel of happiness leave your acorns alone today.
(2) May the seagull of justice steal only half of your fries.
(3) May the gods of the lottery return your dollar.
(4) May the turkey vulture of destiny notice that you're still alive.
(1) May the squirrel of happiness leave your acorns alone today.
(2) May the seagull of justice steal only half of your fries.
(3) May the gods of the lottery return your dollar.
(4) May the turkey vulture of destiny notice that you're still alive.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Monday Motivations and Blessings:
(1) May the squirrel of happiness leave your acorns alone today.
(2) May the seagull of justice steal only half of your fries.
(3) May the gods of the lottery return your dollar.
(4) May the turkey vulture of destiny notice that you're still alive.
(1) May the squirrel of happiness leave your acorns alone today.
(2) May the seagull of justice steal only half of your fries.
(3) May the gods of the lottery return your dollar.
(4) May the turkey vulture of destiny notice that you're still alive.
I don't want him dead but he could be treated like he treated 74-year-old Mary Filan, a 74 year old stroke victim who he evicted from her rent-controlled apartment in Queens. Just toss his shit into a dumpster and hustle him into "Pushin' Daisies" retirement home.
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I don't want him dead but he could be treated like he treated 74-year-old Mary Filan, a 74 year old stroke victim who he evicted from her rent-controlled apartment in Queens. Just toss his shit into a dumpster and hustle him into "Pushin' Daisies" retirement home.
One of the triumvirate foundations, the artists. The others being the scientists and the philosophers. 'Cause democracy is just soooo 1950s.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
One of the triumvirate foundations, the artists. The others being the scientists and the philosophers. 'Cause democracy is just soooo 1950s.