The Lavender Witch
@thelavenderwitch.bsky.social
Not safe for clout goblins.
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer.
They/them.
https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
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Okay, but why does some huge drama always happen right before my birthday?
Every year.
Every year.
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Okay, but why does some huge drama always happen right before my birthday?
Every year.
Every year.
Well... either BSky is dying or nobody gives a fuck.
Either way, I have no reason to be on here anymore.
Either way, I have no reason to be on here anymore.
It's been a bit of a rough month, or two... If you'd care to book something, it would be much appreciated. #witchsky #tarotsky #pagansky #LGBTQ #smallbusiness
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November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Well... either BSky is dying or nobody gives a fuck.
Either way, I have no reason to be on here anymore.
Either way, I have no reason to be on here anymore.
It's been a bit of a rough month, or two... If you'd care to book something, it would be much appreciated. #witchsky #tarotsky #pagansky #LGBTQ #smallbusiness
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
Support TheLavenderWitch
Support TheLavenderWitch
ko-fi.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's been a bit of a rough month, or two... If you'd care to book something, it would be much appreciated. #witchsky #tarotsky #pagansky #LGBTQ #smallbusiness
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
Spent 4$ on an early barfday present to me. Yay?
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Spent 4$ on an early barfday present to me. Yay?
Oh, good. More things I didn't deserve are happening.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh, good. More things I didn't deserve are happening.
I miss Halloween
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I miss Halloween
Okay, today I've started to feel the rage at my best friend. Took me a while to process being lied to for 3 years.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, today I've started to feel the rage at my best friend. Took me a while to process being lied to for 3 years.
Today, I had to run out and get a new phone charger. Guess what I saw at the store.
AI generated Christmas slop.
The more white Christmases are generated with AI, the fewer white Christmases we'll have in real life.
Every bit of AI snow means less snow in real life.
AI generated Christmas slop.
The more white Christmases are generated with AI, the fewer white Christmases we'll have in real life.
Every bit of AI snow means less snow in real life.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today, I had to run out and get a new phone charger. Guess what I saw at the store.
AI generated Christmas slop.
The more white Christmases are generated with AI, the fewer white Christmases we'll have in real life.
Every bit of AI snow means less snow in real life.
AI generated Christmas slop.
The more white Christmases are generated with AI, the fewer white Christmases we'll have in real life.
Every bit of AI snow means less snow in real life.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but #witchcraft isn't about being comfortable. It's about being very uncomfortable at times in the pursuit of bettering yourself.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but #witchcraft isn't about being comfortable. It's about being very uncomfortable at times in the pursuit of bettering yourself.
I have a huge problem with the societal perception of men's attractiveness:
A man with muscle is immediately hot as fuck, and a man with any amount of fat is always ugly.
I fully disagree with that.
A man with muscle is immediately hot as fuck, and a man with any amount of fat is always ugly.
I fully disagree with that.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have a huge problem with the societal perception of men's attractiveness:
A man with muscle is immediately hot as fuck, and a man with any amount of fat is always ugly.
I fully disagree with that.
A man with muscle is immediately hot as fuck, and a man with any amount of fat is always ugly.
I fully disagree with that.
Some woman I knew 30 years ago won't leave me alone... It's looking like she needs something, and I have nothing anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Some woman I knew 30 years ago won't leave me alone... It's looking like she needs something, and I have nothing anyway.
I had no idea Udo Kier was gay until he died.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I had no idea Udo Kier was gay until he died.
So I got followed by a bunch of bots on here overnight...
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So I got followed by a bunch of bots on here overnight...
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
"I HATE TRUMP!!!" in every bio? Girl.. and always following crazy amounts of people.
I think Bsky is full of bots.. these aren't real people for sure.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think Bsky is full of bots.. these aren't real people for sure.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
Also, I sell stuff, bro. Or try to... So, you're not following your own morals.
So, um.. if you have an AI profile picture, use AI, and you call yourself a witch, I'm going to ask you to fuck off.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So, um.. if you have an AI profile picture, use AI, and you call yourself a witch, I'm going to ask you to fuck off.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
We respect and love nature. A lot more to be said about AI, but let's keep it short. For now.
I finally got my creative energy back. I made earrings!
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I finally got my creative energy back. I made earrings!
My inability to keep friends should be studied.
Wait, that's just normal for autistics? Well, damn.
Wait, that's just normal for autistics? Well, damn.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My inability to keep friends should be studied.
Wait, that's just normal for autistics? Well, damn.
Wait, that's just normal for autistics? Well, damn.
I slept like poop, which was to be expected. I need to find some relaxing before bed rituals. Like, an hour of screaming with incense going.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I slept like poop, which was to be expected. I need to find some relaxing before bed rituals. Like, an hour of screaming with incense going.
I'd so be trying to find alcohol if I didn't have a migraine yesterday. Imagine finding out that your "best friend" has been lying and hiding things for 3 years. She's been back together with that manthing for 3 years.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'd so be trying to find alcohol if I didn't have a migraine yesterday. Imagine finding out that your "best friend" has been lying and hiding things for 3 years. She's been back together with that manthing for 3 years.
So, why do you guys on here keep falling for engagement bait by "readers"?
My good, upstanding bitch, your financial issues aren't going to get fixed by "claiming" anything on a post. There isn't anything to claim. They just want traction to their account because they want to sell you readings.
My good, upstanding bitch, your financial issues aren't going to get fixed by "claiming" anything on a post. There isn't anything to claim. They just want traction to their account because they want to sell you readings.
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So, why do you guys on here keep falling for engagement bait by "readers"?
My good, upstanding bitch, your financial issues aren't going to get fixed by "claiming" anything on a post. There isn't anything to claim. They just want traction to their account because they want to sell you readings.
My good, upstanding bitch, your financial issues aren't going to get fixed by "claiming" anything on a post. There isn't anything to claim. They just want traction to their account because they want to sell you readings.
I must've had a recent past life as a medieval peasant, because why was I surprised that a big bag of salt is 0.50€? I literally believed that salt was still expensive.
Oh, we're doing salt magic, bitches!
Oh, we're doing salt magic, bitches!
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I must've had a recent past life as a medieval peasant, because why was I surprised that a big bag of salt is 0.50€? I literally believed that salt was still expensive.
Oh, we're doing salt magic, bitches!
Oh, we're doing salt magic, bitches!
Do I want to watch about 6 hours of videos exposing Shane Dawson?
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Do I want to watch about 6 hours of videos exposing Shane Dawson?
Well, once thing I've managed to do is be better about my skincare through all my mental health drama.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Well, once thing I've managed to do is be better about my skincare through all my mental health drama.
Exhausted. Send tea.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Exhausted. Send tea.