The Lavender Witch
@thelavenderwitch.bsky.social
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Not safe for clout goblins. Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer. They/them. https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch
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FYI, my Ko-fi shop takes a chunk, too. So, if you're booking something, use the Donation tab, not the shop, and send me a DM about what you booked. I need the money more than they do. #witchsky #tarotsky
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That's a huge achievement, though.
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The other day, I overheard a group of very young boys talking about how much porn they each have access to.

Those parents need to be in jail for neglect.
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We'll never have a functioning mental health system...
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Being a deadbeat dad whilst a billionaire is extremely embarrassing.
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Let me the first to warn you that sometimes witchcraft looks like cooking meth #witchsky

Or you look like you're on meth.
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FYI, glitter is a horrible baneful ingredient. Do with this what you will. #witch #witchsky
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If you can't remove the thorn from your side, just be the thorn in their side. #witchsky
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I just snatched an antique Victorian black glass vase for a steal. #goth #vintage #antique
Victorian black glass vase
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If you can't remove the thorn from your side, just be the thorn in their side. #witchsky
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Oh, it arrived, and it's so cool. I can even use it to play Xena. #witchsky
Cast iron pentacle trivet
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First Wives Club today would be Trad Wives Club.
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Mariah Carey hasn't even defrosted. What are you doing?
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Bi/pan women stop dating homophobic straight men or at least keep them home. Come on.
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Yeah, except it's full of Christmas shite already. LET ME SEE THE PUMPKINS!
Halloween meme
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All magic practitioners should have each other's backs
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Still mad about my best friend dating a man who looks like a saggy, old, grumpy testicle.
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Your grandmother didn't like you.
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Girl, it's October, and I'm twiddling my spooky dick... That's not fair, now, is it? Book a witch. #witchsky #pagansky #tarotsky

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What's Gen X doing? Making Diane Keaton's death about them. As. Per. Usual.
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You know, I was just considering giving someone nightmares.
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Black people on TikTok crashing out over Diane Keaton really speaks to who she was.