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"𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐲."

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𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · 9d

"I live in a world filled with magic and magical creatures and yet, I can't show my ankle."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 21

Singing her mother's song while lying under a tree.

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

"Princesses everywhere...."

Kicking a rock.

"How's a girl supposed to get by with just selling milk and horses...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

"Let the world know then! Go spread the word! Go, my silly new frog friend! Tell everyone why they shouldn't!" :D

Froggy @lilypadhopping.bsky.social · May 12

" frogs do speak, but humans can't understand them. . ."

webbed hands tap together and she slowly gazes up at the taller human. froggy appears a bit anxious.

" froggy doesn't think frogs should be eaten "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

"It's not a common dish and I don't think the frogs have ever spoken back! Maybe you can be the ambassador for all frogs!"

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

"It's not a common dish and I don't think the frogs have ever spoken back! Maybe you can be the ambassador for all frogs!"

Froggy @lilypadhopping.bsky.social · May 12

the frog child looks VERY distressed.

" . . . . that's not very nice of them to do that, ribbit "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

"Y--Yes....s--some people do...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

"Y--Yes....s--some people do...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

"Frogs? You know, some people DO eat frogs!

Also, please keep those away from me. I'm still not okay after the lick...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

Yawning

"I--I know I just got back, but I'm so tired. Goodnight, everyone...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · May 12

Cracking her back with a sigh. She just got back from a very long trip to somewhere very far. 😓

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 25

Humming while looking at some of the items in the market.

"So expensive...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 25

✭ clover ✭

HAIIII I'M BACK AWDFJAWFWAF

I lost power for a few days! That's why I was gone :<

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"Uhhhhh how long is thissss."

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 23

" Yyyyep. "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"I...I forgot what I was about to ask you, but yeah!"

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"By the stables please!"

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑶 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬. @timelesshero.bsky.social · Apr 23

" Aight. Where do y' want these? "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"Oh yes! I'd love some help please, fairy boy!" :)

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"I...I forgot what I was about to ask you, but yeah!"

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 23

" Hm. . . possible hallucinations, scatterbrainedness. . . It will only last a short while. "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"W--What? W--WHY?! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?"

Poor girl

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"W--What? W--WHY?! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?"

Poor girl

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 23

" No, but you will feel a bit funny for a while. "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"WHAT?! AM I ABOUT TO DIE?!"

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"Oh yes! I'd love some help please, fairy boy!" :)

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑶 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬. @timelesshero.bsky.social · Apr 23

He's just putting on the gauntlets. Lifting the boxes with ease.

" Need some help, Malon? "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

Cracking her back with a small huff.

"Owww....moving these boxes is gonna be the death of me...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

"WHAT?! AM I ABOUT TO DIE?!"

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 23

" They typically. . . excrete toxins that affect the brain. "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

Standing there, staring.

"Oopsie. I wasn't thinking in the moment...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

Standing there, staring.

"Oopsie. I wasn't thinking in the moment...."

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 23

" I—

Miss. Lucking frogs is a terrible idea. "

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

Lick

"Bleh..."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

Lick

"Bleh..."

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 23

holding out a frog.

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 23

Cracking her back with a small huff.

"Owww....moving these boxes is gonna be the death of me...."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 22

✭ clover ✭

AHHHH I'M SORRY FOR NOT BEING HERE AWDJAWFF

I'm still getting used to remembering that I have a BSky now! :D

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 20

"I want a golden Cucco. It'd be a fun surprise for papa...."

Putting her fingers in her chin in thought. Maybe she should try to get a golden Cucco....

"And that's so sweet of you! Do they have anything special about them besides being super strong?" :0

💚𝐻𝓎𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐻𝑜𝓅𝑒💚 @hylianhope.bsky.social · Apr 20

"Well...You have to breed the Cucco a certain way, and make sure they're getting enough food!"

Linkle would begin to explain to the redhead, as if this sort of thing was normal.

"I like donating my golden cuccos to my village, since they're actually stronger than others!~"

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 20

"WHA?! YOU HAVE A GOLDEN CUCCO?!"

Mouth agape. She thought they were stuff of legends!

"Wow....I thought they were fake! Some tale to tell or a metaphor to use!"

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 20

"WHA?! YOU HAVE A GOLDEN CUCCO?!"

Mouth agape. She thought they were stuff of legends!

"Wow....I thought they were fake! Some tale to tell or a metaphor to use!"

💚𝐻𝓎𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐻𝑜𝓅𝑒💚 @hylianhope.bsky.social · Apr 20

"Golden Cucco? Oh! I have a few of those!"

Linkle seems to perk up at the mention of the golden Cucco!...She figured that the other woman must be some kind of rancher just like her!

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 20

"Haha! It'll be hard enough to get a Cucco's eggs anyway, let alone one that'd have sweets inside! That'd be like the legend of the golden Cucco who lays golden eggs!"

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 20

"Haha! It'll be hard enough to get a Cucco's eggs anyway, let alone one that'd have sweets inside! That'd be like the legend of the golden Cucco who lays golden eggs!"

💚𝐻𝓎𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐻𝑜𝓅𝑒💚 @hylianhope.bsky.social · Apr 20

"I think people hunt eggs on this holiday? I heard you get sweets!......I don't think the people who thought up the holiday know how Cucco eggs work..."

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 20

"Oh! Today feels like an important day! Maybe it's a holiday of sorts? I do wish anyone who knows and celebrates it a day of joy and celebration!" :D

𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 @thelonlonrancher.bsky.social · Apr 20

"Oh! Easter...interesting! What do you do on the holiday?" :0