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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
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Military Historian, Pop Culture Guru, Father to πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ kids. Grammar Cop, Meatetarian, Atheist, Ex-Navy. Offensive Humour Merchant. Member: Liberal Party of Canada #PunchANazi #Resist #FuckCrypto #LeafsForever I find me funny & clever. You likely won't. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ’™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš“
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· Sep 26
It's a burden up with which I am willing to put.
Grammar Cops Unite
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 1d
You left out "Hang".
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 1d
"Nazi" Mace...
Best. Autocorrect. Ever!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 1d
Nazi Mace looks like the teacher who gets arrested for luring the 8th grader.
Nazi Mace
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 1d
Sadly he doesn't need any "workarounds" or political ploys.
ALL he needs is 5 cooperative SCOTUS judges to do literally anything he wants.
And he has that already.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 2d
I'm guessing she took away their health care and started rounding up visiting bees so she could give more honey to other Queens.
phys.org/news/2025-10...
Why honey bees overthrow their queen
It sounds like the plot of a medieval historical drama: A once-powerful monarch, weakened by illness, is overthrown by her previously loyal subjects. But in honey bee colonies, such high-stakes coups ...
phys.org
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 2d
#WorldSeries
Zzzzz
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 2d
It's pretty much how we see America in general these days.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 4d
Not even a year. 9 months.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 4d
In order to foster accuracy, it should be pointed out that E Coli is potentially present in ALL ground beef, no matter where it comes from. Cooking it sufficiently eliminates any risk.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 4d
We would offer to send you some awesome Canadian beef, but we don't want to.
#Tariffs #FAFO
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 4d
Lock his ass up.
#PunchANazi #Resist
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino ordered to face federal judge in Chicago, after being accused of violating court order
A federal judge in Chicago has ordered Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino to attend a hearing in her courtroom next week, amid concerns about federal agents' aggressive tactics during immigration ...
www.cbsnews.com
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 5d
Stop me if you've heard this one before...
#PoopCruise
www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
Cruise gone wrong: Passengers suffering from both ends on β€˜ultra premium’ cruise
A self-described β€œultra-premium cruise” cruise launched from Montreal has dozens of people infected with norovirus, causing vomiting and diarrhea.
www.cp24.com
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 6d
6 months ago we could have ended this in a week by turning off the power and water heading south the moment tariffs kicked in.
We still could.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 10d
I'm not raking my leaves this year. I'm just going to wait for them to turn brown and let #ICE come and collect them.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 10d
"The robbery took between 6 and 7 minutes..."
This is the premiere public venue in a major city that's on constant terror alert.
How in the hell were there not 50 cops with machine guns there within TWO?
#louvre
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Thieves rob priceless jewels from Paris's Louvre in brazen heist | CBC News
Thieves in balaclavas broke into Paris's Louvre museum on Sunday, using a crane to smash an upstairs window, then stealing priceless objects from an area that houses the French crown jewels before esc...
www.cbc.ca
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 11d
RED NOTICE 2: Now Playing!
(IYKYK)
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Thieves steal 'priceless' jewels from Louvre in Paris and flee on motorbikes | CBC News
Thieves broke into Paris's Louvre museum through a window on Sunday, stealing "priceless" items of jewelry before escaping on motorbikes, the French government said.
www.cbc.ca
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 11d
He's literally the tofurkey of world leaders.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 11d
You see? It's not ALL bad news these days. Silver linings, people!
#Resist #HangTrump #RepublicanShutdown
#ByAnyMeansNecessary
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Supreme court announces funding will run out this weekend – as it happened
This liveblog is now closed.
www.theguardian.com
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 13d
Schadenfreude ist die schΓΆenste Freude.
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is sitting in a chair and yelling .
Alt: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is sitting in a chair and yelling .
media.tenor.com
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 13d
I understand why people are concerned about the DOJ, but Bolton was one of the key architects of the disastrous Bush Iraq policy, helped Trump kill the Iran nuke treaty, & is a warmongering hawk.
I'm going to save my pity for people that deserve it. I couldn't care less what happens to this schmuck.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 13d
Pierre: "Look! We made Justin Trudeau feel all sad and lonely!"
Justin: "Yup, sad and lonely, that's me!"
Lucky bastard.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 13d
#MAGA losers always talk tough. Then they build statues to commemorate their ancestors getting their asses kicked and cry when you point it out.
Maga pussy
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 13d
ACE FREHLEY AVOIDS HAVING TO BE HONOURED BY #TRUMP IN THE MOST ROCK AND ROLL WAY POSSIBLE.
#Kiss
RIP Ace
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 13d
ICE official: Public interference with (illegal) ICE activities a "growing and dangerous trend".
GOOD.
#Resist #FuckICE
abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/abcnews....
'Profoundly concerned': Judge orders ICE official to testify after Chicago tear-gassing incident
A federal judge on Thursday said she is "profoundly concerned” with the apparent violations by federal agents of a temporary restraining order she issued last week.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @themattwilkins.bsky.social Β· 13d
I mean, if you're old like me, and like old British comedy like me, this is the kind of stuff you can't get enough of.
Fair play to you.
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