The Mayor
@themayor74.bsky.social
Love a great many things … wife, kids, my dogs, my campervan, hip hop, Everton, LA Lakers, Greek mythology, craft beer & cider, cycling, vegetarianism.
Dislike racists and cauliflower.
Indifferent towards Marmite.
Dislike racists and cauliflower.
Indifferent towards Marmite.
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Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀
Never mind Oasis. Right now if there was a 90s band we needed back it would be Blaggers I.T.A.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=y7WJ...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=y7WJ...
Emergency
YouTube video by Blaggers ITA - Topic
music.youtube.com
August 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Never mind Oasis. Right now if there was a 90s band we needed back it would be Blaggers I.T.A.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=y7WJ...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=y7WJ...
Let’s try and see it from the other side.
If a court told you that you couldn’t see your kids and women avoid being near you. If you hated all aspects of your lonely sad life and you found yourself regularly in ‘Spoons at 9am. Then you too might be tempted to paint a roundabout or two.
If a court told you that you couldn’t see your kids and women avoid being near you. If you hated all aspects of your lonely sad life and you found yourself regularly in ‘Spoons at 9am. Then you too might be tempted to paint a roundabout or two.
August 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Let’s try and see it from the other side.
If a court told you that you couldn’t see your kids and women avoid being near you. If you hated all aspects of your lonely sad life and you found yourself regularly in ‘Spoons at 9am. Then you too might be tempted to paint a roundabout or two.
If a court told you that you couldn’t see your kids and women avoid being near you. If you hated all aspects of your lonely sad life and you found yourself regularly in ‘Spoons at 9am. Then you too might be tempted to paint a roundabout or two.
Sick of plastic patriots. They hate British democracy, hate the BBC, hate the British judiciary, hate their fellow citizens, hate that people want to come here, hate our Universities, Teachers, Civil Service, our councils our institutions … but they paint roundabouts to intimidate refugees?
August 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Sick of plastic patriots. They hate British democracy, hate the BBC, hate the British judiciary, hate their fellow citizens, hate that people want to come here, hate our Universities, Teachers, Civil Service, our councils our institutions … but they paint roundabouts to intimidate refugees?
Good news for fans of watching gullible gammons getting fleeced via a crowdfunder.
August 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Good news for fans of watching gullible gammons getting fleeced via a crowdfunder.
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WE GOT THE 3 SEED!
April 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
WE GOT THE 3 SEED!
If I was a producer on The History Channel, I would be doubling down on interviews with Trump acolytes and archiving them now. So when they have the shows in 30 years of when Trump Annexed Canada, Mexico and Greenland triggering WW3, they have all the footage they need.
now.so
March 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If I was a producer on The History Channel, I would be doubling down on interviews with Trump acolytes and archiving them now. So when they have the shows in 30 years of when Trump Annexed Canada, Mexico and Greenland triggering WW3, they have all the footage they need.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Murakami’s “The Wind Up Bird Chronicle” got me back into reading. Just the greatest author. Have devoured every book he has written! Always tipped for the Nobel Prize but never winning.
March 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Murakami’s “The Wind Up Bird Chronicle” got me back into reading. Just the greatest author. Have devoured every book he has written! Always tipped for the Nobel Prize but never winning.
People should be much more concerned about Schrödinger’s cat, than Pavlov’s dogs.
March 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
People should be much more concerned about Schrödinger’s cat, than Pavlov’s dogs.
Finished watching Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix last night. Really enjoyed its scathing take on the twin horrors of “influencers” and quackery. Instagram costs lives!!
February 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Finished watching Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix last night. Really enjoyed its scathing take on the twin horrors of “influencers” and quackery. Instagram costs lives!!
Every worry about Moyes coming back has been disproven. Never been happier to be dead wrong!
February 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Every worry about Moyes coming back has been disproven. Never been happier to be dead wrong!
Had not even got the audio stream on in time for the first goal. Ten. Seconds.
February 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Had not even got the audio stream on in time for the first goal. Ten. Seconds.
Trying to eat a kebab sober whilst Everton are banging in the goals. We are truly through the looking glass!
February 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Trying to eat a kebab sober whilst Everton are banging in the goals. We are truly through the looking glass!
Owner of Twitter and member of the US Government does Nazi salutes at Presidential Inauguration. OK, America and ergo the world is fucked.
Hitler salutes flying on Day 1….things are going great smh
January 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Owner of Twitter and member of the US Government does Nazi salutes at Presidential Inauguration. OK, America and ergo the world is fucked.
Said I was going to do this when President Musk took office.
January 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Said I was going to do this when President Musk took office.
…nce!!! COYBs!!
New Manager Bou … *thud*
January 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
…nce!!! COYBs!!
New Manager Bou … *thud*
January 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
New Manager Bou … *thud*
Not sure how I feel about the timing of Dyche sacking. Glad he is gone but so close to kick off? Ruthless by new owners and that may be a brilliant move or madness. I am completely unqualified to judge.
January 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Not sure how I feel about the timing of Dyche sacking. Glad he is gone but so close to kick off? Ruthless by new owners and that may be a brilliant move or madness. I am completely unqualified to judge.
Gladiators needs a new presenter. Barney Walsh does not have what it takes.
January 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gladiators needs a new presenter. Barney Walsh does not have what it takes.
Like rats in a sack. Glorious. Polemic egotistical c***s cannot ever hope to sustain collaboration.
The most fucking hilarious tweet of the year.
Bookmark it because it may not be topped in the next 360 days.
Bookmark it because it may not be topped in the next 360 days.
January 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Like rats in a sack. Glorious. Polemic egotistical c***s cannot ever hope to sustain collaboration.
Not a great first half. Broja injured, Bournemouth running riot. Grrrr
January 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Not a great first half. Broja injured, Bournemouth running riot. Grrrr
The perfect metaphor for 2025!
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The perfect metaphor for 2025!
Broja starting today. Hope the lad takes his chances!
December 29, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Broja starting today. Hope the lad takes his chances!
It was foggy and dark outside earlier. I was doing chores & listening to music. Next door neighbours came home as I was loading the car. Had a chat & went inside before realising listening to music on Meta Ray Bans left the neighbours with a weird impression I was wearing shades in the dark.
December 26, 2024 at 11:30 PM
It was foggy and dark outside earlier. I was doing chores & listening to music. Next door neighbours came home as I was loading the car. Had a chat & went inside before realising listening to music on Meta Ray Bans left the neighbours with a weird impression I was wearing shades in the dark.
Just found myself checking on Roma results. Feels like their success (off and on the pitch) is now linked to ours. Be good to see if there any tangible other benefits to shared ownership. Seen Beto linked to a loan deal so interesting to see what else is in store.
December 22, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Just found myself checking on Roma results. Feels like their success (off and on the pitch) is now linked to ours. Be good to see if there any tangible other benefits to shared ownership. Seen Beto linked to a loan deal so interesting to see what else is in store.