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Samantha McLaren
@themeatispeople.bsky.social
Queer Scottish writer, artist, and horror fanatic. Words at Fangoria, MovieJawn, and Horror Press. Occasional Chesapeake Stripper.
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Pride Month tips from the Chesapeake Stripper. Remember to:

🔪 Slay (people)
🔪 Serve (people)
🔪 Eat (the rude, aka people)

And leave no crumbs. That's evidence, babes.

#Hannibal
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MJ's @themeatispeople.bsky.social says, "Influencer culture gets the axe once again INFLUENCERS, a sleek and satisfying follow-up to the 2023 Shudder hit..."

#InfluencersMovie is now streaming on @shudder.com
FrightFest 2025: INFLUENCERS is a killer sequel to a Shudder gem — Moviejawn
by Samantha McLaren, Associate Editor Influencers is a fun and sleek sequel to a horror gem.
www.moviejawn.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just a few thoughts about Dexter: Resurrection, one of the few series I watched in its entirety this year. Did you watch it? 👀
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Get in besties, we're doing shots at the end of the world
You should check out Queens of the Dead because me and @themeatispeople.bsky.social are hitting the club and talking about axe wounds on Monday. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this one.
a neon sign for queen of the red
ALT: a neon sign for queen of the red
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December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As we head into the weekend, I strongly recommend checking out @kierlajanisse.bsky.social's adaptation of THE OCCUPANT OF THE ROOM, now streaming on @shudder.com. A deliciously chilly little ghost story for a chilly night in ❄️

Full review for @moviejawn.com below 👇
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guillermo del Toro speaks my love language: Gothic monsters in Scotland 👌

Read all about it over at @fangoria.bsky.social
www.fangoria.com/del-toro-fra...
How Edinburgh's Dark Medical History Creates A Perfect Setting For Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN
Del Toro's Victor Frankenstein spends a significant amount of time in Edinburgh, the maniacal monster-maker would have fit perfectly into the city’s twisted medical scene of the day.
www.fangoria.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Celebrate Halloween with the dulcet tones of the late, great Christopher Lee in the BBC Archive's newly resurfaced documentary, A HANDFUL OF HORRORS.
Rare Christopher Lee Interview Resurfaces For Halloween
Celebrate Halloween with the dulcet tones of the late, great Christopher Lee in the BBC Archive's newly resurfaced documentary, A HANDFUL OF HORRORS.
dlvr.it
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
At the Nitehawk and I just overheard someone say "and the problem is, he's only seen the first three Saw movies," and like, tea sis, that is a problem.
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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MJ's @themeatispeople.bsky.social says, "AFFECTION is pleasantly high concept and well realized, even if it leaves the viewer with a few itches left unscratched."

#Affection has its East Coast Premiere tomorrow @brooklynhorror.bsky.social.
BHFF 2025: AFFECTION pulls off high-concept sci-fi horror with a tiny cast — Moviejawn
by Samantha McLaren, Associate Editor For such a contained film, Affection is pleasantly high concept and well realized, even if it leaves the viewer with a few itches left unscratched.
www.moviejawn.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Gave this one from last year a watch and man we need Lynn Lowry in more horror!
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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It's been about a month since WRATH and we miss the madness 🥲
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I heard you like magic 🪄🐰
October 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pledging a witch coven, wish me luck 🤞🧹✨
September 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Good afternoon internet, new gay agenda just dropped (i.e. queer film recs from yours truly) 👇
September 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Time for a reminder
September 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I LOVED THIS MOVIE, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR IT 🩸🩸🩸
September 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Better late than never, here's a thread of everything I'm seeing at #FantasticFest that I loved and recommend 👇🧵

Full reviews for some to follow over at @horrorpress.com soon!
September 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I love that the bear man from Hannibal is directing horror now, you go bear man
September 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We recorded this a few weeks ago but I seem to remember we:

👽 Somehow ended up talking extensively about Alien in relation to Frankenstein (?)
👽 Had to talk Aryn out of defending the Xenomorph's right to be a murderous parasite
👽 Had a braw chat, these guys are great and you should subscribe 🖤
NEW EPISODE DROP! We begin our journey through space on our Alien & Predator Retrospective Series! This week we are joined with @themeatispeople.bsky.social to talk alien!

#alien #mutantfam #horrorfam #horror #alienearth

Listen and subscribe using the links: allmylinks.com/itcamefromth...
September 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
More later but @hannibalevent.bsky.social was everything I wanted it to be and more, and I am stunned, grateful, and immensely sweaty 🖤

Please enjoy my fake nipples for now.
September 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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It really is about the journey, not the destination.

Samantha McLaren @themeatispeople.bsky.social reviews THE LONG WALK, the long-awaited adaptation of Stephen King's first novel, written before Carrie was published.
THE LONG WALK is an emotional journey to a muddled ending — Moviejawn
by Samantha McLaren, Associate Editor The Long Walk is a satisfyingly nasty little addition to the Stephen King cinematic universe.
www.moviejawn.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I had to get an MRI this morning. Luckily I was VERY prepared because I've seen Final Destination: Bloodlines 🧲💀
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Still processing this and definitely not nervous AT ALL
Our Hannibal event on Saturday night has officially sold out! We're blown away by the response. It's so heartening to see Fannibals turning out for a fan event a full decade after the show ended 🫀

We can't wait to put on a killer show for you all. See you Saturday... 🔪
September 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Attending WRATH this weekend? Here's some handy outfit inspo for you
September 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My body is stupidly ready
September 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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It's the final hours to fill out our Fannibal Feud survey before we build our game board 😍 Takes 30 seconds & one respondent will win a small prize pack after the event including Beanyzilla stickers, a Jeremy Davies-autographed postcard, an awesome lenticular print & more!
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September 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM