The Michigan Man ❄️
@themichiganman.bsky.social
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. 💙 🥃
Me in six hours.
Carving the turkey after my wife did all the work feels like a NFL team owner being the first one to lift the Super Bowl trophy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me in six hours.
It’s the biggest party night of the year - make sure you have a ride home tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s the biggest party night of the year - make sure you have a ride home tonight.
I want him fucking impeached.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I want him fucking impeached.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
If I invent a microwave that beeps just one time when it’s done would you buy it?
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If I invent a microwave that beeps just one time when it’s done would you buy it?
High demand this year for Costco’s impeach pie.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
High demand this year for Costco’s impeach pie.
Trump’s healthcare plan will be called Blue Cross Blue Shield Blew Bubba
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump’s healthcare plan will be called Blue Cross Blue Shield Blew Bubba
Three turds in a fountain
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Three turds in a fountain
Imagine a world where anyone gives a flying fuck what Pete Hegseth has to say.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Imagine a world where anyone gives a flying fuck what Pete Hegseth has to say.
I heard Zelensky responded with a 1-point plan.
1. Go fuck yourself
1. Go fuck yourself
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I heard Zelensky responded with a 1-point plan.
1. Go fuck yourself
1. Go fuck yourself
You know why We the People feel betrayed and hopeless? Here are two reasons:
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You know why We the People feel betrayed and hopeless? Here are two reasons:
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
Imagine a government that’s as serious about breaking into our cars and homes illegally as they are about us wearing comfy clothes on flights.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Imagine a government that’s as serious about breaking into our cars and homes illegally as they are about us wearing comfy clothes on flights.
Every day I’m reminded that the most annoying sound in our universe is the YouTube TV startup chime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Every day I’m reminded that the most annoying sound in our universe is the YouTube TV startup chime.
Almond Joy but with Mounds dark chocolate. Make it happen, Peter Paul.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Almond Joy but with Mounds dark chocolate. Make it happen, Peter Paul.
Michigan state police just responded to a bomb threat at the home of Senator Slotkin. I wonder who inspired that?
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Michigan state police just responded to a bomb threat at the home of Senator Slotkin. I wonder who inspired that?
The Supremacist Court just blocked the lower court decision in the Texas gerrymandering case because it was the white thing to do.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Supremacist Court just blocked the lower court decision in the Texas gerrymandering case because it was the white thing to do.
My wife bought one of those tiny 4K projectors on tik tok for probably $20 just because she thought I’d like the fake window scenes and she was 100% on the money with that call.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My wife bought one of those tiny 4K projectors on tik tok for probably $20 just because she thought I’d like the fake window scenes and she was 100% on the money with that call.
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Impeach cobbler
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Impeach cobbler
Feeling cute, might enroll in a healthcare plan with a $21,000 deductible.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Feeling cute, might enroll in a healthcare plan with a $21,000 deductible.
Matthew Dowd: Hateful words lead to hateful actions.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Matthew Dowd: Hateful words lead to hateful actions.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
When one visits his Alma Mater, he must fully commit to the glory days.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When one visits his Alma Mater, he must fully commit to the glory days.
Permacloud season is here.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Permacloud season is here.
If trump‘s prison nickname isn’t Piggy, then karma isn’t working.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If trump‘s prison nickname isn’t Piggy, then karma isn’t working.
I’m starting to think he wanted to be president because of all the junior high school field trips to the White House.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I’m starting to think he wanted to be president because of all the junior high school field trips to the White House.
So are we mad at McDonald’s now or can I keep hoarding hot mustard sauce?
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
So are we mad at McDonald’s now or can I keep hoarding hot mustard sauce?