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Saoirse Don Phailistín. Nae Pasaran.

Okay. I'm listening.

Trying to make the ever-shittier world a better place. Help when I can.

I'm the one you want having your back.


"I can hear your laugh in an old love song."
If you haven't read this, read it now. One of the greatest artworks in the history of humanity.
Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Prejudice’ Was Initially Rejected by a Publisher. It Later Became One of the World’s Most Beloved Novels

by Kayla Randall

www.smithsonianmag.com/history/jane...

Pride and Prejudice at PG:
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1342

#books #literature
December 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The EU are going to charge €3 for every online delivery under the value of €150 entering the "Bloc".

The EU can go fuck itself.

Another tax on poor people. Why not for deliveries over 150 instead? Better yet. Nothing.

Wonder where that money will go.

Oh, hang on. Weapons. Of course.

#scum
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
RIP. Legend.
Saddened to hear of the death, aged 99, of Hillhead boy, Stanley Baxter, but what a run!

From BBC Children's Hour to the Five Past Eight Shows, pantomime to Parliamo Glasgow, global TV fame to his later BBC Radio plays, Stan was the man.
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Fuck the genocide supporting Eurovision.
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Saw a snippet of an interview where Kevin Spacey was laughing about Gabriel Byrne believing he was Keyser Soze. Spacey is convinced he was.

He wasn't. Pete Postlethwaite was.

If you think otherwise, you need to watch it again. Nothing else makes sense.

Compare the reality with the "story".
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's disgraceful "he" is murdering people in boats, scream dumb people.

Are all those fuckers blind? Did they miss the few million they're killed over the last 3 decades?

And then, the people so disgusted by him killing, wanting him dead. Violently.

Was the world always this stupid?
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today I'm wondering what weird tuning Maria used in The Sound Of Music when teaching the kids how to sing. Open string C at the start of Do-Re-Mi.

Musical genius.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Sunday Night at the London Palladium (3rd December 1961). Norman Wisdom is in charge.
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bluesky is as bad as Twitter.

Just more people wanking about their fantasies of war fought by other people, without setting foot outside of their bedroom and being spoon-fed propaganda.

How did the human race ever survive with that level of stupidity?
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don't care if you support Russia or Ukraine. But if you cheerlead the continuation of war instead of peace, you're being blocked for being a brainwashed cunt.

If you support Israel or even believe it still has a right to exist, just block yourself.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
All the cheerleaders wanting more Ukrainian men to die makes me sick. They've lost the war. And almost a whole generation of young men.

Anyone who cheerleads war and who won't go fight is a fucking idiot. Anyone who goes and fights is also an idiot.

Shut the fuck up. War isn't a fucking game.
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
RIP. The Greatest playwright of our time.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Very sad to hear of the passing of actor, playwright and theatre director Jack Shepherd at the age of 85.

Known on TV for Bill Brand and Wycliffe.

Jack Shepherd
1940-2025

Our condolences are also sent to Sir Richard Branson on the passing of his wife Joan at the age of 80.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A million buddies of a dog refusing to walk over an optical illusion and a cat just dandering across.

The problem with AI is not the technology, but the unoriginal humans copying other shit and someone else's prompt and thinking they're artists.

Be original, or don't bother.

#shite
#copycats
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Finally there may be some form of peace in Ukraine, albeit at a cost.

The amount of absolute cunts who seem to want more Ukrainians to die, because they've swallowed the propaganda shite, or are just pro-fascist, on here is sickening.

The red scare never went away.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge

Day 20 - a song with one of the 7 virtues in the title or lyrics - prudence, justice, fortitude, temperance, faith, hope, charity

Boy afraid
Prudence never pays
And everything she wants costs money

open.spotify.com/track/3UPpzm...
Girl Afraid - 2011 Remaster
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy Franco Is Still Dead Say.

#antifascist
#fuckfranco
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I wish people would look at the options on their phone's camera app and choose, save the picture as previewed, option for selfies.

While I'm quite adept at reading text backwards, it just makes me think they're lazy. I mean, edit and flip later if needs be.

No idea why it's not the default.
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Here is a list of just some instances of US election meddling, many of these as part of Operation Gladio and its stay-behind networks. Note, this is not a full list:

Russia: (1996): Support for Boris Yeltsin during his re-election campaign to prevent a communist victory.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cunts think they can beat Venezuela.

Operation Southern Spear can go fuck itself.

It's like Vietnam never happened.

Seriously. 2nd amendment, ffs.

Bunch of fucking cowards.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Listening to some of the old songs I've written and I burst out laughing at the, "Pass the zinc!" in one of them.

Ah, it's a pity I deliberately got myself banned from Tiktok.

Classicgoff

#classicgoff
#passthezinc
#jacquifaepaisley
#angelinthekitchen
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you have a bee in your bonnet about generative AI and not chat-gpt and its Ilk, you're angry at the wrong thing.

Generative AI has no part to play in data mining or targeting systems that murder people.

Check your moral compass and try doing something creative instead of moaning.
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Social Media isn't "media". It's gossip and opinion, with a smattering of propaganda thrown in.

Kind of like the Tory Telegraph.

When people say "Mainstream Media, they're trying hard not to say" Fake News". Because they don't want to sound like an idiot.

Guess what...?

Idiots.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Turkiye issues arrest warrants for Netanyacunt and other Israeli war criminals.

A few days later a Turkish C-130 military transport plane drops falls out of the sky.

Coincidence? Probably.

But... It's Israel, so all bets are off.

#IsraelisATerorristState
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM