Inspector Murph
@themurph.bsky.social
"All governments suffer a recurring problem: power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible" Frank Herbert
Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning. Delete the wife. #RoughCollie
Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning. Delete the wife. #RoughCollie
Law firm representing Scots dentists being sued by Scots govt to return £4k bursary for not treating enough NHS patients thinks those dentists will only have to repay a small amount
Unlike those claiming UC benefits who earn 1p more & have repay the whole benefit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Unlike those claiming UC benefits who earn 1p more & have repay the whole benefit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Government sues dentists for not treating enough NHS patients
More than 250 dentists are understood to be facing legal action as ministers look to reclaim bursary funding.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Law firm representing Scots dentists being sued by Scots govt to return £4k bursary for not treating enough NHS patients thinks those dentists will only have to repay a small amount
Unlike those claiming UC benefits who earn 1p more & have repay the whole benefit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Unlike those claiming UC benefits who earn 1p more & have repay the whole benefit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I'm British but I still had a "omg Jasmine Crockett is on bluesky" moment!!
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 AM
I'm British but I still had a "omg Jasmine Crockett is on bluesky" moment!!
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 AM
What do you mean the kitchen ceiling has sprung more leaks than a leaky leek with leaks?
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
What do you mean the kitchen ceiling has sprung more leaks than a leaky leek with leaks?
Really shocked to hear James van der Beek died
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Really shocked to hear James van der Beek died
See! Exhibit A: tug o war with Owlie the squeaky soft toy. She gets a very serious look in her eye when she plays tug o war.
She plays to win
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
She plays to win
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
See! Exhibit A: tug o war with Owlie the squeaky soft toy. She gets a very serious look in her eye when she plays tug o war.
She plays to win
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
She plays to win
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
It's FLATTIE TIME
Flattie was her 1st favourite toy, & it's still her dev to this day. Flattie must be about 1/3 longer than before she got her chops on him. Other #roughcollies play fetch. Murph plays tug o war with EVERYTHING, including all soft toys, balls, socks, slippers.
#dogsofbluesky
Flattie was her 1st favourite toy, & it's still her dev to this day. Flattie must be about 1/3 longer than before she got her chops on him. Other #roughcollies play fetch. Murph plays tug o war with EVERYTHING, including all soft toys, balls, socks, slippers.
#dogsofbluesky
February 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It's FLATTIE TIME
Flattie was her 1st favourite toy, & it's still her dev to this day. Flattie must be about 1/3 longer than before she got her chops on him. Other #roughcollies play fetch. Murph plays tug o war with EVERYTHING, including all soft toys, balls, socks, slippers.
#dogsofbluesky
Flattie was her 1st favourite toy, & it's still her dev to this day. Flattie must be about 1/3 longer than before she got her chops on him. Other #roughcollies play fetch. Murph plays tug o war with EVERYTHING, including all soft toys, balls, socks, slippers.
#dogsofbluesky
A Murphy two-fer.
Steal the cool mat. Check.
Snuggle up on top of the clean clothes from dryer. Check.
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
Steal the cool mat. Check.
Snuggle up on top of the clean clothes from dryer. Check.
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A Murphy two-fer.
Steal the cool mat. Check.
Snuggle up on top of the clean clothes from dryer. Check.
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
Steal the cool mat. Check.
Snuggle up on top of the clean clothes from dryer. Check.
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Just found a folder of pics of Murphy from just after we brought her home.
She was so cute! She never made a sound for the 1st 2 days. She's certainly made up for it since!
#Roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
She was so cute! She never made a sound for the 1st 2 days. She's certainly made up for it since!
#Roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Just found a folder of pics of Murphy from just after we brought her home.
She was so cute! She never made a sound for the 1st 2 days. She's certainly made up for it since!
#Roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
She was so cute! She never made a sound for the 1st 2 days. She's certainly made up for it since!
#Roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
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Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them
I had a choke-on-my-cornflakes moment here. In my area GPs get extra £ to do annual health checks on patients being seen by Psychiatry. Supposed to be weight, blood pressure, etc.
Reality: starts, & ends, with "has your Next of Kin changed?"
Grim. Truly Grim
www.pulsetoday.co.uk/news/clinica...
Reality: starts, & ends, with "has your Next of Kin changed?"
Grim. Truly Grim
www.pulsetoday.co.uk/news/clinica...
Exclusive: GPs in more than 70 areas told to limit NHS Health Checks
GPs could carry out more NHS Health Checks programme but are being limited by caps imposed by local authorities.
www.pulsetoday.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I had a choke-on-my-cornflakes moment here. In my area GPs get extra £ to do annual health checks on patients being seen by Psychiatry. Supposed to be weight, blood pressure, etc.
Reality: starts, & ends, with "has your Next of Kin changed?"
Grim. Truly Grim
www.pulsetoday.co.uk/news/clinica...
Reality: starts, & ends, with "has your Next of Kin changed?"
Grim. Truly Grim
www.pulsetoday.co.uk/news/clinica...
WHAT?!
You still have public toilets?!
&, FREE public toilets?
Damn, where I live they make you buy a Costa coffee before urination
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
You still have public toilets?!
&, FREE public toilets?
Damn, where I live they make you buy a Costa coffee before urination
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
North Yorkshire
Council has paused plans to start charging for the use of its public conveniences.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
WHAT?!
You still have public toilets?!
&, FREE public toilets?
Damn, where I live they make you buy a Costa coffee before urination
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
You still have public toilets?!
&, FREE public toilets?
Damn, where I live they make you buy a Costa coffee before urination
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Spend 45 mins reading #HBOS home insurance policy as I bought Emergency Cover with it & spend over 30 mins waiting for them to answer phone as my bathroom loo leaks through the kitchen ceiling light. Policy says it's for emergencies that'll cause more damage.
No, not if it's wrong kind of leak
No, not if it's wrong kind of leak
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Spend 45 mins reading #HBOS home insurance policy as I bought Emergency Cover with it & spend over 30 mins waiting for them to answer phone as my bathroom loo leaks through the kitchen ceiling light. Policy says it's for emergencies that'll cause more damage.
No, not if it's wrong kind of leak
No, not if it's wrong kind of leak
Just discovered bad luck can be measured in base 10.
When your bathroom loo leaks through the kitchen ceiling light fixture & that #HBOS Halifax Emergency Cover doesn't cover "that kind of leak" & it is "tough" for me having to crawl around to try & find the stop clock myself being disabled & all
When your bathroom loo leaks through the kitchen ceiling light fixture & that #HBOS Halifax Emergency Cover doesn't cover "that kind of leak" & it is "tough" for me having to crawl around to try & find the stop clock myself being disabled & all
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Just discovered bad luck can be measured in base 10.
When your bathroom loo leaks through the kitchen ceiling light fixture & that #HBOS Halifax Emergency Cover doesn't cover "that kind of leak" & it is "tough" for me having to crawl around to try & find the stop clock myself being disabled & all
When your bathroom loo leaks through the kitchen ceiling light fixture & that #HBOS Halifax Emergency Cover doesn't cover "that kind of leak" & it is "tough" for me having to crawl around to try & find the stop clock myself being disabled & all
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Can't believe the Original Factory Shop went into administration. It will be sorely missed!
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Can't believe the Original Factory Shop went into administration. It will be sorely missed!
January 31, 2026 at 11:30 AM
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Aaaarrgggggh!
In #Evri delivery hell.
Parcel hasn't been scanned since early Tuesday morning.
Home Bargains customer service is 9-5 Mon to Friday.
My pup wants her doggie treats
How can you deny treats to that face?
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
In #Evri delivery hell.
Parcel hasn't been scanned since early Tuesday morning.
Home Bargains customer service is 9-5 Mon to Friday.
My pup wants her doggie treats
How can you deny treats to that face?
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
January 31, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Aaaarrgggggh!
In #Evri delivery hell.
Parcel hasn't been scanned since early Tuesday morning.
Home Bargains customer service is 9-5 Mon to Friday.
My pup wants her doggie treats
How can you deny treats to that face?
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
In #Evri delivery hell.
Parcel hasn't been scanned since early Tuesday morning.
Home Bargains customer service is 9-5 Mon to Friday.
My pup wants her doggie treats
How can you deny treats to that face?
#roughcollies
#dogsofbluesky
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM