TheNakedReader
@thenakedreader.bsky.social
📚🐈🏳️🌈👨❤️👨🔞🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🍉 he/him
Gay, nudist, exhibitionist, literature nerd. Not always in that order
Gay, nudist, exhibitionist, literature nerd. Not always in that order
“My grandfather used to say that every word has its guardian and the right word makes the earth shake. The word is a bolt of lightning, a tiger, a gale…Do you know what happens to liars? he would ask…Words desert them, and once a man is empty, anyone can kill him.”
Stay warm everyone!
Stay warm everyone!
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 PM
“My grandfather used to say that every word has its guardian and the right word makes the earth shake. The word is a bolt of lightning, a tiger, a gale…Do you know what happens to liars? he would ask…Words desert them, and once a man is empty, anyone can kill him.”
Stay warm everyone!
Stay warm everyone!
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I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
“Some days I get up early to write but instead clean—the great lie
that I am doing something.
The horrible way ketchup keeps, still bright; beer cans lined up on the porch railing.”
Have tolerable Monday everyone!
that I am doing something.
The horrible way ketchup keeps, still bright; beer cans lined up on the porch railing.”
Have tolerable Monday everyone!
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 AM
“Some days I get up early to write but instead clean—the great lie
that I am doing something.
The horrible way ketchup keeps, still bright; beer cans lined up on the porch railing.”
Have tolerable Monday everyone!
that I am doing something.
The horrible way ketchup keeps, still bright; beer cans lined up on the porch railing.”
Have tolerable Monday everyone!
Hey Toronto and London, Ontario friends! I got such a great massage yesterday, I’m still feeling amazing from it. If you’re looking for a professional gay massage therapist, I highly recommend Shawn!
rmtshawn.noterro.com
(Old photo for engagement I guess, lol)
rmtshawn.noterro.com
(Old photo for engagement I guess, lol)
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Hey Toronto and London, Ontario friends! I got such a great massage yesterday, I’m still feeling amazing from it. If you’re looking for a professional gay massage therapist, I highly recommend Shawn!
rmtshawn.noterro.com
(Old photo for engagement I guess, lol)
rmtshawn.noterro.com
(Old photo for engagement I guess, lol)
“All such restrictions, every such rule that reared its head, came from my parents. And now I had nothing more to do with them. But when you open the birdcage, the bird will always need time to realise it's free to fly.”
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“All such restrictions, every such rule that reared its head, came from my parents. And now I had nothing more to do with them. But when you open the birdcage, the bird will always need time to realise it's free to fly.”
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What a horny little book
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What a horny little book
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November 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“I'm alone among the full ashtrays and empty glasses, the remains of a successful birthday celebration. One by one, I undo the knots on the balloons, bring them to my lips, and inhale your breath.”
The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠
The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
“I'm alone among the full ashtrays and empty glasses, the remains of a successful birthday celebration. One by one, I undo the knots on the balloons, bring them to my lips, and inhale your breath.”
The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠
The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠
"’Nothing you see here is actually what it appears to be’…’Do you mean the thing inside us and the thing outside us are the same thing?'”
This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵💫
This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵💫
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
"’Nothing you see here is actually what it appears to be’…’Do you mean the thing inside us and the thing outside us are the same thing?'”
This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵💫
This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵💫
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what should my 2026 reading goal be? I was thinking 16 books!
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
what should my 2026 reading goal be? I was thinking 16 books!
Turns out Storygraph has an end-of-year 2025 wrap after all, so here’s some stuff from mine! Plus a nude to stay on brand lol. (Also, if you want to follow me on there, I’m @chrispy_krunch 😉)
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Turns out Storygraph has an end-of-year 2025 wrap after all, so here’s some stuff from mine! Plus a nude to stay on brand lol. (Also, if you want to follow me on there, I’m @chrispy_krunch 😉)
“The past exists to us, but it doesn't exist in itself. What's important is the way we relate to it. And the way we relate to things is something we can change.”
I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘
I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
“The past exists to us, but it doesn't exist in itself. What's important is the way we relate to it. And the way we relate to things is something we can change.”
I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘
I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘
So grateful for friends like @gearguyto.bsky.social 🥰
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So grateful for friends like @gearguyto.bsky.social 🥰
In 2026 I want to have more friends like these guys! I want more naked hangs, naked adventures, and buddies who insist on fun naked photos!
Taken 8 years ago today, perhaps the best photo ever taken of me.
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
In 2026 I want to have more friends like these guys! I want more naked hangs, naked adventures, and buddies who insist on fun naked photos!
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Excuse me ? Does anyone know the muffin man? 🤔💁🏾♂️🙄🤭
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Excuse me ? Does anyone know the muffin man? 🤔💁🏾♂️🙄🤭
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Catch up on some reading these holidays?
📸: @redhot100.bsky.social
📸: @redhot100.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Catch up on some reading these holidays?
📸: @redhot100.bsky.social
📸: @redhot100.bsky.social
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What if instead of Fat Cock Friday it was Fiction Cover Friday and we posted the books we’re reading? 🤔 (with background cock, obviously) #fcf
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What if instead of Fat Cock Friday it was Fiction Cover Friday and we posted the books we’re reading? 🤔 (with background cock, obviously) #fcf
I got these for Jólabókaflóðið last night and for Christmas this morning. The in-laws know me so well lol (although I have already read the Tanizaki, but I’m always happy to have different editions).
I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓
I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I got these for Jólabókaflóðið last night and for Christmas this morning. The in-laws know me so well lol (although I have already read the Tanizaki, but I’m always happy to have different editions).
I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓
I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓
A throwback to October when I started this, since I *finally* finished it today. Thought I’d post it since finishing a Pynchon always feels like an achievement.
And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳
And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A throwback to October when I started this, since I *finally* finished it today. Thought I’d post it since finishing a Pynchon always feels like an achievement.
And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳
And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳
“The woman dies. She dies to provide a plot twist. She dies to develop the narrative. She dies for cathartic effect. She dies because no one could think of what else to do with her. Dies because there weren't any better story ideas around.”
Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜
Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“The woman dies. She dies to provide a plot twist. She dies to develop the narrative. She dies for cathartic effect. She dies because no one could think of what else to do with her. Dies because there weren't any better story ideas around.”
Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜
Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜
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“We spend our lives trying to become ourselves. Few people ever succeed.”
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“We spend our lives trying to become ourselves. Few people ever succeed.”