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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 13h

Better than a UTI

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 1d

Oh GOD! Be quiet you fool, you'll summon him!!

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 1d

Well, if Kamala had gotten in, I think it's safe to say the US would still have a CDC. But also, it means the Dems would be the power to fight against. Do you think voting for some1 means you sit on your hands for 4 years while ICE is still active and wait until its the other teams turn b4 you care?

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 1d

To the folks who refuse to vote for anyone who isn't perfect enough I ask, When is the revolution scheduled? Is it b4 the next election? There's enough people org'zd who will take the whole system down? No? Then we vote for harm reduction in the meantime. We vote so that we can fight a lesser evil

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 3d

I'm literally going to set the world on fire

Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 3d

My hot take is I'm going to meet that author outside in an alley with a sock full of nickels

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 3d

Watching "Repossessed" for the billionth time because it's perfection. Linda Blair and Leslie Nielson are both gifts 2b cherished. And I don't care if anyone didn't like any of LB's movies. Any issues with them had nothing to do with her acting and I will fight anyone to the death who says otherwise

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 3d

Or beer pong, depending on the age and genre of your lesbian ✌️❤️

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 4d

So far all the scares are tangible and existential. Can we get a little more spooky and whimsical? No? Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool.

Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 4d

I think you mean BOCK!! Or even KIFF!!

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 4d

And in some circumstances I would even have my hopes

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Jimmy Ruffian @theroughgo.bsky.social · 7d

It's very funny to me that any MAGA dork thinks they can chirp anyone about anything.
You worship a pedo that shits his pants, your opinion is worthless lmao.

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 9d

I, too, enjoy social media trends #ghostface

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 10d

I'm pretty sure that's a UTI and they should see their family doctor.

Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 14d

And antithetical to being able to touch grass

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 17d

Everything about this makes me want to punch myself in the face.

Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 17d

Look, in the Year of Our Lord 2025 when folks are just trying to keep the lights on and put food on their tables, I think the last thing a business would do is deny one of their lucrative business models.

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 17d

Noice. Of all the action films I have ever seen in the many years I've been on this planet, I cannot name a single one that could not be improved with some riffing. Maybe on a second watch, but if it's really worth its salt it can tolerate a little cheekiness.

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Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 18d

Dang it, I'm gonna be kicking myself for days for missing that one.

Nat @thenatnat.bsky.social · 18d

"My other bullet is a Ferari", "Piss is stored in the balls", "How do you spell acetomemeopheeme again?", "I voted to Kamala and all I got was this lousy fascist regime" (actually that one's kinda good), and a few dozen peach and eggplant emojis for good measure.

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