The NBS Project
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www.nbsproject.com
Satirical news + animated chaos.
Real headlines. Dumb characters. No survivors.
Satirical news + animated chaos.
Real headlines. Dumb characters. No survivors.
Court orders aren’t suggestions. Unless you’re DHS, apparently.
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/S41j2h3Y2Y0?si=WKLm1SYXpbubOax5
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/S41j2h3Y2Y0?si=WKLm1SYXpbubOax5
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Court orders aren’t suggestions. Unless you’re DHS, apparently.
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/S41j2h3Y2Y0?si=WKLm1SYXpbubOax5
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/S41j2h3Y2Y0?si=WKLm1SYXpbubOax5
She testifies under oath that DHS follows all federal court orders. That claim lasts seconds.
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/S41j2h3Y2Y0?si=WKLm1SYXpbubOax5
#NBS_Project #LawAndDisorder #KristiNoem #DHS #CongressionalHearing #PoliticalSatire #Accountability
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/S41j2h3Y2Y0?si=WKLm1SYXpbubOax5
#NBS_Project #LawAndDisorder #KristiNoem #DHS #CongressionalHearing #PoliticalSatire #Accountability
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
She testifies under oath that DHS follows all federal court orders. That claim lasts seconds.
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/S41j2h3Y2Y0?si=WKLm1SYXpbubOax5
#NBS_Project #LawAndDisorder #KristiNoem #DHS #CongressionalHearing #PoliticalSatire #Accountability
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/S41j2h3Y2Y0?si=WKLm1SYXpbubOax5
#NBS_Project #LawAndDisorder #KristiNoem #DHS #CongressionalHearing #PoliticalSatire #Accountability
Melania’s big finale: “what unite us… our share love of country.” Rex: That sentence was working overtime without a permit.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Melania’s big finale: “what unite us… our share love of country.” Rex: That sentence was working overtime without a permit.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania invents a new holiday — “Thank is Giving.” Rex revisits the moment the Marines weren’t sure whether to clap or reboot.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania invents a new holiday — “Thank is Giving.” Rex revisits the moment the Marines weren’t sure whether to clap or reboot.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania introduces the “presidential or official intelligent challenge,” a phrase no one on Earth has ever said. Rex breaks it down.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Melania introduces the “presidential or official intelligent challenge,” a phrase no one on Earth has ever said. Rex breaks it down.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania: “Fighter-less jets.” Also Melania: “America students will win the AI war.” Rex: Is autocorrect on strike or what?
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania: “Fighter-less jets.” Also Melania: “America students will win the AI war.” Rex: Is autocorrect on strike or what?
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania: Soldiers out, drones in. Also Melania: casually lists robotic aircraft like she’s announcing new Pokémon. Rex breaks it all down.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Melania: Soldiers out, drones in. Also Melania: casually lists robotic aircraft like she’s announcing new Pokémon. Rex breaks it all down.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania: AI is taking over the military. Also Melania: humans will be “overseers.” Rex: So… you’re announcing the robot coup gently?
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania: AI is taking over the military. Also Melania: humans will be “overseers.” Rex: So… you’re announcing the robot coup gently?
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania pitches Marine Corps Air Station New River like it’s a travel brochure. Rex revisits the unexpected PR moment.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Melania pitches Marine Corps Air Station New River like it’s a travel brochure. Rex revisits the unexpected PR moment.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania introduces a Marine like she’s reading the final contestant reveal on a Cold War reality show. Rex looks back at the moment the ceremony briefly turned into “So You Think You Can Serve.”
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Melania introduces a Marine like she’s reading the final contestant reveal on a Cold War reality show. Rex looks back at the moment the ceremony briefly turned into “So You Think You Can Serve.”
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania introduces two Marines like she’s hosting a Cold War talent show, complete with dramatic pauses and accent acrobatics. Rex looks back at the moment the ceremony suddenly felt like an international audition.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania introduces two Marines like she’s hosting a Cold War talent show, complete with dramatic pauses and accent acrobatics. Rex looks back at the moment the ceremony suddenly felt like an international audition.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania: “AI will take center stage in the theater of war.” Also Melania: unintentionally narrates an IMAX trailer. Rex breaks it down.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Melania: “AI will take center stage in the theater of war.” Also Melania: unintentionally narrates an IMAX trailer. Rex breaks it down.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania casually predicts AI will outdo nuclear weapons. Rex revisits the moment, wondering if Skynet wrote the speech.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania casually predicts AI will outdo nuclear weapons. Rex revisits the moment, wondering if Skynet wrote the speech.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania salutes Marine Corps history by accidentally inventing a new measurement of time and geography. “Two and a half country… centuries of courage…” Rex looks back at the moment the speech either glitched or achieved enlightenment.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Melania salutes Marine Corps history by accidentally inventing a new measurement of time and geography. “Two and a half country… centuries of courage…” Rex looks back at the moment the speech either glitched or achieved enlightenment.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania tells the Marines it was “an honor” to meet them… using phrasing and tone that sound like she’s reading from a diplomatic hostage manual. Rex revisits the moment and applies the subtitles she forgot to.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania tells the Marines it was “an honor” to meet them… using phrasing and tone that sound like she’s reading from a diplomatic hostage manual. Rex revisits the moment and applies the subtitles she forgot to.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania opens her Camp Lejeune speech with pure Cold War GPS energy, and the Marines somehow keep straight faces. Rex takes a look back at the moment that set the tone for the entire AI-powered word-salad mission.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Melania opens her Camp Lejeune speech with pure Cold War GPS energy, and the Marines somehow keep straight faces. Rex takes a look back at the moment that set the tone for the entire AI-powered word-salad mission.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Reporter: “Is he a fascist?” Trump: “You can just say okay.” Rex: “We have left the timeline. There is no timeline.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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December 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reporter: “Is he a fascist?” Trump: “You can just say okay.” Rex: “We have left the timeline. There is no timeline.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump can’t believe the press cared more about him vibing with Mamdani than about meetings with world leaders. Rex: “Yeah, because THIS one broke the timeline.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump can’t believe the press cared more about him vibing with Mamdani than about meetings with world leaders. Rex: “Yeah, because THIS one broke the timeline.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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Reporter: Elise called Mamdani a jihadist — thoughts? Trump: “Eh, campaign stuff.” Rex: “Cool, so words don’t count during election season now.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Reporter: Elise called Mamdani a jihadist — thoughts? Trump: “Eh, campaign stuff.” Rex: “Cool, so words don’t count during election season now.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE EXCUSES LEVEL UP.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE EXCUSES LEVEL UP.
Trump suddenly doesn’t care about political affiliation. Rex: “This is the same man who held grudges against windmills.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE MULTIVERSE CRASHES AGAIN.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump suddenly doesn’t care about political affiliation. Rex: “This is the same man who held grudges against windmills.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE MULTIVERSE CRASHES AGAIN.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE MULTIVERSE CRASHES AGAIN.
Trump “found” a lost FDR portrait and clarified — helpfully — that FDR was a Democrat. Rex is losing it.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE HE FINDS ANOTHER SECRET VAULT.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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December 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump “found” a lost FDR portrait and clarified — helpfully — that FDR was a Democrat. Rex is losing it.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE HE FINDS ANOTHER SECRET VAULT.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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Trump calls Mamdani “different” like he’s reviewing a mysterious Airbnb host. Rex… has questions.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE NEXT REVIEW GETS WEIRDER.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump calls Mamdani “different” like he’s reviewing a mysterious Airbnb host. Rex… has questions.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE NEXT REVIEW GETS WEIRDER.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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Trump tells Mamdani’s rise like he’s reading a bedtime story he just made up. Rex is… concerned.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE PLOT TWIST GETS WEIRDER.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump tells Mamdani’s rise like he’s reading a bedtime story he just made up. Rex is… concerned.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THE PLOT TWIST GETS WEIRDER.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump is now eyeing the mayor’s office. Rex says New York didn’t ask for this DLC.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THIS TIMELINE UNRAVELS.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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December 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump is now eyeing the mayor’s office. Rex says New York didn’t ask for this DLC.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THIS TIMELINE UNRAVELS.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump suddenly giving emotional support is the strangest twist of 2025. Rex is concerned for all of us.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump suddenly giving emotional support is the strangest twist of 2025. Rex is concerned for all of us.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
SUBSCRIBE BEFORE THIS TIMELINE UNRAVELS.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
#NBS_Project #Satire #Comedy
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