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The NBS Project
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Satirical news + animated chaos.
Real headlines. Dumb characters. No survivors.
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thenbsproject.bsky.social
Tariffs now fix everything.
Richest ever. Most secure ever. All because of tariffs.
When one policy solves every problem, it’s not economics anymore — it’s theology.
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ

TARIFFS AREN’T MAGIC — SUBSCRIBE
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Apparently “hottest” is now a governing metric.
Not stable. Not healthy. Not functional.
Just… hot.
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #Politics #Leadership
VIBES AREN’T METRICS — SUBSCRIBE
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
“I did more for NATO than anyone ever.”
Proof: “They’ll tell you.”
Cool.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #NATO #TrustMeBro
“THEY’LL TELL YOU” ISN’T EVIDENCE — SUBSCRIBE
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Board of Peace. Description: “Amazing.”
That’s it. That’s the whole sentence.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #Peace #Governance
“AMAZING” ISN’T A PLAN — SUBSCRIBE
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Peace speech or breakup rant?
Hard to tell anymore.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #NobelPrize #Ego
IT’S NOT ABOUT PEACE — SUBSCRIBE
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Didn’t win the Nobel? Blame Norway.
That’s the logic.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #NobelPrize #Conspiracies
EVERYTHING IS RIGGED — SUBSCRIBE
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
“I don’t care about the Nobel Prize.”
— said by someone who cannot stop bringing it up.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #NobelPrize #Ego
IF YOU DON’T CARE — STOP SAYING IT — SUBSCRIBE
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Old words. Old ideas. Old mistakes.
Mental health isn’t something you warehouse.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #MentalHealth #Trump #Policy
CARE ISN’T CONFINEMENT — SUBSCRIBE
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Security theatre.
Big visuals. Strong vibes. No substance.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #Military #SecurityTheatre
TOUGH LOOKS AREN’T POLICY — SUBSCRIBE
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Not policy. Not action. Just renaming things louder.
That’s the pitch.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #Leadership #America
RENAMING ISN’T GOVERNING — SUBSCRIBE
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
From constitutional talk straight to “I can’t stand her.”
That’s the tell.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #Politics #Power
HATE ISN’T A PLATFORM — SUBSCRIBE
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Erase the country. Skip the humanity. Call it logic.
That’s the move.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #Racism #Dehumanization
ERASURE ISN’T POLICY — SUBSCRIBE
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
“Too rough” gets treated like a typo.
That’s not how consequences work.
Full breakdown: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #ICE #Accountability #NewsTok
ROUGH HANDLING IS NOT A TYPO — SUBSCRIBE
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
List every crime at once. Ask a fake question. Call it logic.
That’s the move.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #FearPolitics #CriticalThinking
FEAR IS NOT POLICY — SUBSCRIBE
February 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Boat sales down = drugs up.
That’s the argument. That’s the math. That’s where we are.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump
VIBES ≠ POLICY — FOLLOW
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
When outlaw biker gangs become the “nice” example, you’ve officially lost the plot.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Trump #Extremism #America
WHEN THIS IS THE BAR — SUBSCRIBE
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
You don’t just apply anymore — you audition.
Love test. Money test. Worthiness test.
And somehow that’s called freedom.
Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Immigration #Freedom #Policy
LOYALTY ISN’T A CHECKBOX — SUBSCRIBE
February 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Zero. Unless not zero.
That’s not data — that’s a vibes-based border count.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Immigration #Border #MathIsHard
ZERO ≠ ZERO — SUBSCRIBE
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
“Not real jobs.” “100 percent private.”
Whenever you hear those words together, you’re not in data — you’re in cosplay.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Jobs #Government #RealityCheck
REAL PEOPLE COUNT — SUBSCRIBE
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
If you can’t imagine the job, you erase the worker.
If you erase the worker, the layoff doesn’t count.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #FederalWorkers #Jobs #RealityCheck
REAL PEOPLE, REAL JOBS — SUBSCRIBE
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
More cuts = better policy? Only if you never explain what got cut.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Regulation #Government #Oversight
NUMBERS ≠ EXPLANATIONS — SUBSCRIBE
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
“In theory”
wiggle room.
Dangerous when convenient. Necessary when profitable.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Immigration #LawAndOrder #Hypocrisy
IN THEORY — SUBSCRIBE
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
Fear first. Compassion later. Utility decides the tone.
Full breakdown: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #Immigration #Hypocrisy #Labor
CONSISTENCY MATTERS — SUBSCRIBE
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
“Big.” “Beautiful.” No explanation.
That’s not policy — that’s branding.
Full video: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #TaxCuts #BigBeautifulBill #FollowTheMoney
WHO BENEFITS? — SUBSCRIBE
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
thenbsproject.bsky.social
600% price cuts
standing ovation math.
Reality disagrees.
Full breakdown: https://youtu.be/nI3UYtsY6CY?si=zqoHjMMMeH4OvMtQ
#NBS_Project #PoliticalSatire #DrugPrices #MathIsHard #Healthcare
MATH STILL EXISTS — SUBSCRIBE
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM