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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 4h

Trump confuses a country with a college, then blames both for cocaine.Rex Mercer: “Put down the political thriller and pick up a policy brief.”🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ Watch the full geography fail here: https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 13h

Trump breaks grammar on live camera.Rex Mercer issues a punctuation alert.
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ Watch the full linguistic surrender here: https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 1d

Trump vs. the press — transparency edition.Rex Mercer: “Stealth honesty. Patent pending.”
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ Watch the full press invisibility act: https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 1d

Trump’s donor palace shines bright, literally.Rex Mercer: “A chandelier per capita.”🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ Watch the full taxpayer-free fantasy here: https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 2d

Trump’s diplomacy pivot: from NATO to ballroom blueprints.Rex Mercer: “Build Versailles with donor money, America’s got décor.”
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ Watch the full foreign policy gala here: https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 2d

Trump fights sea-based cocaine.Rex Mercer fights for oxygen.🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ Watch the full aquatic delusion here: https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 3d

Trump explains naval strategy.Rex Mercer explains why Poseidon just quit.
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 3d

Trump’s new political strategy looks like a phone game and sounds like a fever dream.Rex Mercer provides the patch notes.🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 4d

Trump announces imaginary trillions again.Rex Mercer files for emotional bankruptcy.
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 4d

Of course he does.

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 4d

Trump explains missile training like it’s a customer service call.Rex Mercer: “Mostly because you lost the remote.”
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
Full Episode here. ▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 5d

Trump claims he ended seven wars.Rex Mercer checks his math and his sanity.🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 5d

Trump cancels diplomacy because “the vibes were off.”Rex Mercer suggests avoiding narcissists with microphones.🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 6d

Trump explains world peace like he just found it in a fortune cookie.Rex Mercer handles the translation.🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 7d

Trump’s “for whatever reason” diplomacy just hit turbulence.Rex Mercer calls it: the truest Trump quote ever — about Trump.🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 7d

Trump wonders if he’s heaven-bound, then decides Air Force One is heaven.Rex Mercer: “If heaven serves Diet Coke and classified documents, he might be right.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 7d

Trump says November 1st is “an eternity.”Rex Mercer: “Einstein died twice hearing that sentence. Somewhere, time cried.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 8d

Trump’s foreign policy in one line: “Tariffs ended wars.”Rex Mercer: “Sure, it’s Art of the Deal, not Art of the Deterrent.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 8d

Trump’s midair claim: he’s “solved eight wars.”Rex Mercer: “Yeah, and the ones in his imagination have body counts.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 8d

Trump’s geography is one note: Qatar’s “in the middle of everything.”Rex Mercer: “Take a shot every time he says it — you’ll wake up in the middle of an ER.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 9d

Trump thinks you can walk from Iran to Qatar — “boom boom, you’re there.”Rex Mercer fact-checks from the map room: he’s flying blind again.🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 9d

Vance says there’s ten times more love than hate.Jen Jenners: “Love’s quiet. Hate’s got Wi-Fi.”
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 9d

Trump’s Air Force One gaggle has officially landed.Rex Mercer: “Return your facts to the upright position, Gaggle Force One has landed safely in delusion.”🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 10d

Trump blames a “crooked election” for millions of deaths.Rex Mercer: “Millions dead because of a ballot count — and he’s still talking. Truly a visionary.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 10d

Vance thinks a thousand positives cancel a racist group chat.Jen Jenners thinks math doesn’t work that way.
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

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