The Notorious MJB
@thenotoriousmjb.bsky.social
Eat plants. Smoke plants. Be happy.
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Hey gang! Welcome to my BlueSky page!
I’m a husband, a cat-dad, a smart-ass, a douchebag, and possibly the world’s only vegan/stoner/wrestling fan.
Don’t take things too personally.
I’m a husband, a cat-dad, a smart-ass, a douchebag, and possibly the world’s only vegan/stoner/wrestling fan.
Don’t take things too personally.
I’ll tell you one thing.
The day *he* is gone-gone, like forever gone, I’m not leaving the house. Are you kidding me? It’s gonna be such a shitshow!
Don’t get me wrong: it’ll be a national (maybe international) day of celebration, but his cultists are gonna be inconsolable and probably insane.
The day *he* is gone-gone, like forever gone, I’m not leaving the house. Are you kidding me? It’s gonna be such a shitshow!
Don’t get me wrong: it’ll be a national (maybe international) day of celebration, but his cultists are gonna be inconsolable and probably insane.
July 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I’ll tell you one thing.
The day *he* is gone-gone, like forever gone, I’m not leaving the house. Are you kidding me? It’s gonna be such a shitshow!
Don’t get me wrong: it’ll be a national (maybe international) day of celebration, but his cultists are gonna be inconsolable and probably insane.
The day *he* is gone-gone, like forever gone, I’m not leaving the house. Are you kidding me? It’s gonna be such a shitshow!
Don’t get me wrong: it’ll be a national (maybe international) day of celebration, but his cultists are gonna be inconsolable and probably insane.
How long til #Trump calls #GlenRogers something flattering. “And with his last words, this great patriot shared his support,” or some bullshit.
#MAGA #serialkillers #CrossCountryKiller #CasanovaKiller #EightySixFortySeven #impeach
#MAGA #serialkillers #CrossCountryKiller #CasanovaKiller #EightySixFortySeven #impeach
May 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
How long til #Trump calls #GlenRogers something flattering. “And with his last words, this great patriot shared his support,” or some bullshit.
#MAGA #serialkillers #CrossCountryKiller #CasanovaKiller #EightySixFortySeven #impeach
#MAGA #serialkillers #CrossCountryKiller #CasanovaKiller #EightySixFortySeven #impeach
Which was worse: #TravisScott helping #JohnCena win the #WWE championship at #WrestleMania, or #JonStewart helping #SethRollins retain the WWE championship at #SummerSlam 10 years ago?
April 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Which was worse: #TravisScott helping #JohnCena win the #WWE championship at #WrestleMania, or #JonStewart helping #SethRollins retain the WWE championship at #SummerSlam 10 years ago?
Does Michael Cole, or really any of the #WWE announce team, know that in addition to “knocked off” and “put away,” one wrestler can also DEFEAT or BEAT another one? Because I’ve never heard that the Lions knocked off the Packers, or the Bulls put away the Pistons….
#WrestleMania
#WrestleMania
April 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Does Michael Cole, or really any of the #WWE announce team, know that in addition to “knocked off” and “put away,” one wrestler can also DEFEAT or BEAT another one? Because I’ve never heard that the Lions knocked off the Packers, or the Bulls put away the Pistons….
#WrestleMania
#WrestleMania
It’s 4/20 Eve!
Remember to leave papers and nugs out for Willie Nelson tonight!
#Four20 #WillieNelson #FourTwentyEve #HippieNewYear #HappyHippieNewYear #CannabisIsMedicine #LovePlants #EatPlants #SmokePlants #BeHappy #RVD
Remember to leave papers and nugs out for Willie Nelson tonight!
#Four20 #WillieNelson #FourTwentyEve #HippieNewYear #HappyHippieNewYear #CannabisIsMedicine #LovePlants #EatPlants #SmokePlants #BeHappy #RVD
April 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s 4/20 Eve!
Remember to leave papers and nugs out for Willie Nelson tonight!
#Four20 #WillieNelson #FourTwentyEve #HippieNewYear #HappyHippieNewYear #CannabisIsMedicine #LovePlants #EatPlants #SmokePlants #BeHappy #RVD
Remember to leave papers and nugs out for Willie Nelson tonight!
#Four20 #WillieNelson #FourTwentyEve #HippieNewYear #HappyHippieNewYear #CannabisIsMedicine #LovePlants #EatPlants #SmokePlants #BeHappy #RVD
Happy WrestleMania Weekend to all those who celebrate.
And to those who don’t: we got two words for ya!
#SuckIt #WWE #WrestleMania #WrestleManiaWeekend #JohnCena #CodyRhodes #JeyUso #YEET #Gunther #RheaRipley #BiancaBelAir #IyoSky #CMPunk #SethRollins #RomanReigns
And to those who don’t: we got two words for ya!
#SuckIt #WWE #WrestleMania #WrestleManiaWeekend #JohnCena #CodyRhodes #JeyUso #YEET #Gunther #RheaRipley #BiancaBelAir #IyoSky #CMPunk #SethRollins #RomanReigns
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a girl wearing a blue shirt that says huskers huddle
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a girl wearing a blue shirt that says huskers huddle
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April 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Happy WrestleMania Weekend to all those who celebrate.
And to those who don’t: we got two words for ya!
#SuckIt #WWE #WrestleMania #WrestleManiaWeekend #JohnCena #CodyRhodes #JeyUso #YEET #Gunther #RheaRipley #BiancaBelAir #IyoSky #CMPunk #SethRollins #RomanReigns
And to those who don’t: we got two words for ya!
#SuckIt #WWE #WrestleMania #WrestleManiaWeekend #JohnCena #CodyRhodes #JeyUso #YEET #Gunther #RheaRipley #BiancaBelAir #IyoSky #CMPunk #SethRollins #RomanReigns
April 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You would think that an alleged billionaire would be able to procure suits that don’t look like a bag of shit. Someone get this dingleberry a competent tailor if he’s going to be in the spotlight. He looks like a clown on a world stage anyway; at least he can stop looking like he’s molting.
March 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
You would think that an alleged billionaire would be able to procure suits that don’t look like a bag of shit. Someone get this dingleberry a competent tailor if he’s going to be in the spotlight. He looks like a clown on a world stage anyway; at least he can stop looking like he’s molting.
February 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
#read #books #FirstAmendment #NoBookBans #TakeaLook #ItsInaBook #ReadingRainbow #LeVarBurton #TruckFump #NoFascists #Antifa
February 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is glorious!
GOP Jesus
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February 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
This is glorious!
Hey gang! Welcome to my BlueSky page!
I’m a husband, a cat-dad, a smart-ass, a douchebag, and possibly the world’s only vegan/stoner/wrestling fan.
Don’t take things too personally.
I’m a husband, a cat-dad, a smart-ass, a douchebag, and possibly the world’s only vegan/stoner/wrestling fan.
Don’t take things too personally.
January 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey gang! Welcome to my BlueSky page!
I’m a husband, a cat-dad, a smart-ass, a douchebag, and possibly the world’s only vegan/stoner/wrestling fan.
Don’t take things too personally.
I’m a husband, a cat-dad, a smart-ass, a douchebag, and possibly the world’s only vegan/stoner/wrestling fan.
Don’t take things too personally.