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Paul
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · Nov 19
Me in therapy
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 10h
And a reminder, someone please name a cat Clytemnestra
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 11h
I’m so sorry, Clytemnestra, and I literally just finished a book about this (3 weeks prior)
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 12h
God bless, Selina
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 16h
That time a colleague sighed, “Can’t someone put me out of my misery like Candy’s dog.”

(For all you Of Mice and Men fans out there)
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 1d
The Glenn thee shall have!
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 1d
a woman wearing a choker and earrings is smiling
ALT: a woman wearing a choker and earrings is smiling
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 1d
I hope you threw water on her!!
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 1d
Also I've seen Wicked twice, first as a real person and the second time as a school trip chaperone, and I know this scene was ruthlessly omitted!
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 1d
Remember when the Wicked Witch pulled this sick move? And is this scene featured in either Wicked movie, cuz otherwise I'm out like a trout.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxU...
Aunty Em! Aunty Em!
YouTube video by Ben Myers
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 1d
Rats

Lololoololollolol
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 1d
One time I referred to myself as the pied piper of middle school cross country and I actually thought it was a charming thing to say.
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 2d
Also, sometimes your work is never done
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 2d
Endlessly happy
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 2d
Do remember that the 12 episode British series Flowers will change your life.
(currently streaming on Amazon)
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe funding the government shouldn’t be left to (checks notes) the most dysfunctional and relatively ineffective group of people the nation has assembled?

Thank you for listening to this podcast.
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d
A day off tomorrow AND the Task finale live??

How did I get to be the luckiest boy in all get out!?!
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d
My subconscious thoughts basically my entire life
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d
a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie clapping his hands .
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 3d
If you’re sappy and you know it, clap your hands?
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 4d
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 4d
You just blend and blend and blend. Blending is the secret!
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 4d
a group of people dancing in front of a comedy sign
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 4d
🎶 No, I don’t want no king
A king is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging on history’s wrong side, taken us all for a ride
Tryna silence me🎶
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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 5d
Wait, they are usually sung.
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