Paul
@thentherespaul.bsky.social
Literally appalled (a-Paul-ed).
Scan, discard, select, move on.
Scan, discard, select, move on.
Pinned
Oh, any mention of a skeksis obligates me to rewatch and highlight Chamberlain, the gay skeksis.... ICON
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpIo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpIo...
Chamberlain's Whimpers Dark Crystal
YouTube video by Ethan Wilson
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh, any mention of a skeksis obligates me to rewatch and highlight Chamberlain, the gay skeksis.... ICON
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpIo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpIo...
Dear officemate, yes it is chilly out, but this space heater has me all
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dear officemate, yes it is chilly out, but this space heater has me all
Once again, taught all of first period where no one would do me a solid and say, "Hey, teach! You should just run your hand through your hair!"
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Once again, taught all of first period where no one would do me a solid and say, "Hey, teach! You should just run your hand through your hair!"
“Overture” is one of my favorite words.
And “luncheon”
And “luncheon”
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“Overture” is one of my favorite words.
And “luncheon”
And “luncheon”
Oh, Jane. Oh, Mary!
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Oh, Jane. Oh, Mary!
🎶You really can’t stay
Cuz, baby, I’m cold inside🎶
Cuz, baby, I’m cold inside🎶
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🎶You really can’t stay
Cuz, baby, I’m cold inside🎶
Cuz, baby, I’m cold inside🎶
Yasssssss, Krystle
New #Dynasty recap! Krystle seeks the help of a pimp to restore Blake's sullied reputation.
www.televisionofyore.com/recaps-of-dy...
www.televisionofyore.com/recaps-of-dy...
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yasssssss, Krystle
What if I went somewhere early December and people sang/pondered if I'd be back by Christmastime?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyG...
Pretenders - 2000 Miles (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What if I went somewhere early December and people sang/pondered if I'd be back by Christmastime?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyG...
"I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something."
(Quote, Holden Caulfield and.... wait for it.... ME!)
(Quote, Holden Caulfield and.... wait for it.... ME!)
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something."
(Quote, Holden Caulfield and.... wait for it.... ME!)
(Quote, Holden Caulfield and.... wait for it.... ME!)
You bring the sound and I'll bring the fury?
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
You bring the sound and I'll bring the fury?
Maybe some people post thirsty things for validation and maybe some blast Young Galaxy's "Pretty Boy" in their kitchen. Each entirely is what it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiXi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiXi...
YOUNG GALAXY 'Pretty Boy' [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Paper Bag Records
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Maybe some people post thirsty things for validation and maybe some blast Young Galaxy's "Pretty Boy" in their kitchen. Each entirely is what it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiXi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiXi...
What if I wrote a screenplay about the gay elf from Rudolph titled Hermey, Say What? and was, I don’t know, nominated for an Oscar?
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What if I wrote a screenplay about the gay elf from Rudolph titled Hermey, Say What? and was, I don’t know, nominated for an Oscar?
Do any of your students have a crush on you, or the rather special flipside, do you have a crush on any of your students?
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Do any of your students have a crush on you, or the rather special flipside, do you have a crush on any of your students?
Someone just lamented how Thanksgiving break "coulda been a little longer," and I very nearly responded....
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Someone just lamented how Thanksgiving break "coulda been a little longer," and I very nearly responded....
Sometimes I think about Elaine's failed business venture, Top of the Muffin to You.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sometimes I think about Elaine's failed business venture, Top of the Muffin to You.
To my colleague who is such a comrade in winter weather (snow days): Please understand the concept of flurries.
(Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
(Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
To my colleague who is such a comrade in winter weather (snow days): Please understand the concept of flurries.
(Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
(Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
Just arrived at the grocery store where I quickly learned I left my wallet at home and left my keys in the ignition and tis the season for such a classic of a refrain: Way to go, Paul, you impossible fool.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just arrived at the grocery store where I quickly learned I left my wallet at home and left my keys in the ignition and tis the season for such a classic of a refrain: Way to go, Paul, you impossible fool.
Janet Leigh: I’ve told you there’s nothing wrong… except I’m in a hurry and you’re taking up my time.
Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something?
And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something?
And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Janet Leigh: I’ve told you there’s nothing wrong… except I’m in a hurry and you’re taking up my time.
Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something?
And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something?
And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
Gross dude: Are you unhappy?
Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Gross dude: Are you unhappy?
Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
Don’t underestimate a good storm out?
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Don’t underestimate a good storm out?
My humble family home but it’s Howards End
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My humble family home but it’s Howards End
My Blue Heaven is a Thanksgiving movie
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My Blue Heaven is a Thanksgiving movie
May you all here from a sibling:
You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here
You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
May you all here from a sibling:
You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here
You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here