Theo's Possum Park
@theopossum.bsky.social
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18+ only - IRL AD content ahead. The boy next door. Photographer, baker, gardener, birder, outdoor wanderer. fka vaska. 38 | he/him | Virginia Telegram: theopossum
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He'd be so embarrassed if someone walked in and caught him flexing in the mirror
A mirror on a door shows the reflection of a man in a possum fursuit head and briefs. He is holding a camera and flexing his abs and bicep. What a nerd.
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Find a way to greet the day with a smile :3
(cw: pee)
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One of them attached to our house and went from caterpillar to this in one day
A partially cocooned caterpillar attached to white vinyl siding
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That's wonderful! The wildflower seeds were sowed yesterday
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Another favorite video. This time, it's a possum straining against his undies
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Furry barista art is infiltrating the real world
A screenshot of a phone notification from Starbucks that reads "Protein has arrived in the secret menu" followed by a shush emoji and eyes emoji
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Really sorry to hear this. Hope you can take some time to adjust.

Happened to me a year ago via a PDF email attachment!
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Can you make sure I smell alright?
A low-angle portrait of a man standing in a bedroom. He is wearing a possum fursuit head, grey tank top, and a white jock strap. He has one arm raised behind his head and uses the other hand to encircle his buldge suggestively
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Ouch, that's some bad luck. Understandable though. I used to stay trimmed years ago but grew to like the fuzzy look on me
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I think I get the same hairs and it's like the only thing I shave hehe
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Hottie. Let's compare possum parts
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An older video where I teased myself outdoors in gym shorts for a couple minutes until I couldn't hold back
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Is this what you do after I leave for work? 💚
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Gosh, skunks are thorough <3
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What would I do without you~
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Can you make sure I smell alright?
A low-angle portrait of a man standing in a bedroom. He is wearing a possum fursuit head, grey tank top, and a white jock strap. He has one arm raised behind his head and uses the other hand to encircle his buldge suggestively
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One of my favorite things :3
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Looking good! Now let's press our paws together 😈 (thank you, I've looked at this pic several times)
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I finally want to unveil my very first tattoo! It's an opossum (inspired by Theo) holding honeycomb and surrounded by bees and flowers. This beautiful art was done by the talented @jaystor.bsky.social , who truly was a joy to work with online and in person. I smile every time I look in the mirror. 💚
A man poses in a bedroom for a portrait with his arms crossed. He wears a possum fursuit head and grey tanktop undershirt. He has the coolest possum tattoo ever on his left arm.
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They are variegated frittilaries and there are quite a few! 😊
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Blue mistflower, red admiral, new york ironweed, and buttonbush by the water