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The Oreo Cat
@theoreocat.bsky.social
Your Daily Dose of Fluff since 2013!
🖤 Onyx, Pudding & Olive 🧡 🤍
🕊️Oreo
Olive is late for the Caturday meeting today. Wonder what she’s up to? 🤔

#Caturday
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
You see this mouse here? He’s been tickling my nose with his tail while I was trying to nap. Nose tickles make me sneeze. Do you think I should sneeze on him or maybe get my Pudding to stink on him instead? 🐁
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It’s five o’clock somewhere! 🕠

#catsofbluesky
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
My mom says that I have impressive floofs. They’re just the right kind to tickle her nose when she gives me a kiss. 💋
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
My mom is happy today because I started eating my foods again. I woke her up three times during the night for snacks. Today me and my mom are going to go for a vet visit so I can get a checkup. I hope they have some extra treats for me!
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Today me and my mom arren’t feeling so good. My mom has a bad headache and I am feeling a bit yucky. My mom thinks I have a hairball in my belly. She’s been taking care of me and giving me my hairball paste. I hate hairballs.
~ Olive 🫒

#caturday
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Today it’s -28 degrees so my Pudding and I decided to wear our hoodies to stay warm. Which one is your favourite? 💙🩷
~ Olive

#catsofbluesky
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Today we have another snow storm! I hope my mom will let me play with the snow again! I think it’s a good day for some winter dad jokes. I’ll start:
What did the seal say to the penguin? Nothing, seals can't talk. 🦭🐧
Your turn!
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Here’s a little Oreo bed head and belly floof. 🖤🤍

#catsofbluesky
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
I found my mom’s phone lying around so I decided to take some selfies. I think she’ll be surprised.
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Mom says I remind her of someone special in this bow tie. Can you guess who it is? 🕊️
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
We have another wind warning today. Winds up to 90 kmph tonight! 🌬️ My Pudding’s worried his stink will blow away. We’ll have to be sure to secure the stink before bed tonight. What’s your weather like?
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Did you hear about the man who walked into a grocery store?! I’ll tell you, that must have really hurt! 🛒
~ Olive 🫒

#cornyjoke
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
It’s snowing again today. It’s also not as cold outside so everyone can fart freely without it freezing. I think that’s a big improvement. How are you today?
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
One of the things I miss most about Oreo are his little grumbles. He really did love me, I swear lol 😆

#catsofbluesky
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Hard working floof. 🗂️

#catsofbluesky
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Another very important meeting to start the day. ⚙️

#catsofbluesky
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
For anyone who’s feeling down today, here’s a little Pudding to brighten your day. 🧡🍮

#caturday
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Happy New Year’s Day! Me, my mom, my Onyx and my Pudding want to wish you all the very best for 2026. May you all have a happy and healthy year filled with good stinks. 🐈💨
~ Olive 🫒

#HappyNewYear
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Today’s New Year’s Eve! My mom says the year went by so fast that she hardly saw it. We had some good stinks, we had some bad stinks but what matters most is that we all stink together. 🐈💨
~ Olive 🫒

#NewYearsEve
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Me and my Onyx are resting and my Pudding’s watching over my mom because she’s got a headache. Our electricity’s flickering since last night. The wind’s making howling sounds outside the windows. The squirrels and chipmunks better hang on to their undies today!
~ Olive 🫒
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
It’s a gloomy day and the street’s a giant skating rink from all the ice! We have some strong winds coming later. My Pudding says it will be so windy, it’ll blow away farts. So now’s a good time to eat your beans because no one will notice! 🐈💨
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
Today we’re getting ready for a big ice storm. My mom’s making sure the generators are charged and that we have plenty of food and water. My Pudding is in charge of keeping everyone warm with his toots under the blankets. 🐈💨
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ready for a little Caturday chaos. 🧡🤍🖤

#caturdayvibes
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Good morning everypawdy,
I hope you all had a nice Christmas day! We rested and watched some movies. Today’s very cold, -23 degrees! The squirrels and chipmunks will definitely be tooting snowflakes today! 🐿️💨❄️
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM