Final Flash
@theoriginalnpc.bsky.social
A socially awkward pig that struggles to keep his clothes on!
Now more than ever, put kindness first. Be the person you’d hope other people would choose to be. ❤️
Now more than ever, put kindness first. Be the person you’d hope other people would choose to be. ❤️
Not mad at that
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Not mad at that
It’s always disappointing when someone self describes themselves as having a peak physique but they don’t have a belly, or a hairy chest, or the type of squish you know is warm in the winter and cooling in the summer.
That’s fucking peak
Instead it’s usually just someone smooth with abs.
That’s fucking peak
Instead it’s usually just someone smooth with abs.
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s always disappointing when someone self describes themselves as having a peak physique but they don’t have a belly, or a hairy chest, or the type of squish you know is warm in the winter and cooling in the summer.
That’s fucking peak
Instead it’s usually just someone smooth with abs.
That’s fucking peak
Instead it’s usually just someone smooth with abs.
After a four day migraine wiping me out, I’m back to my nonsense.
Put me back on the field coach I’m ready
Put me back on the field coach I’m ready
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
After a four day migraine wiping me out, I’m back to my nonsense.
Put me back on the field coach I’m ready
Put me back on the field coach I’m ready
Gone back to an older handle @theoriginalnpc (I also use that on Recon)
In celebration of reclaiming the past, a reminder to myself of why I need to take more shots in thongs 😋
In celebration of reclaiming the past, a reminder to myself of why I need to take more shots in thongs 😋
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Gone back to an older handle @theoriginalnpc (I also use that on Recon)
In celebration of reclaiming the past, a reminder to myself of why I need to take more shots in thongs 😋
In celebration of reclaiming the past, a reminder to myself of why I need to take more shots in thongs 😋
Post gym stinker
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Post gym stinker
So jealous of men with gapes
Anyone willing to put in the time and effort to make me cavernous
Anyone willing to put in the time and effort to make me cavernous
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
So jealous of men with gapes
Anyone willing to put in the time and effort to make me cavernous
Anyone willing to put in the time and effort to make me cavernous
Legs and ass day let’s go faggot
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Legs and ass day let’s go faggot
Today was NOT the day. Exhausted and drained but got a little pump going 🤷🏻♂️
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Today was NOT the day. Exhausted and drained but got a little pump going 🤷🏻♂️
Sometimes that lighting in the toilet at work just hits 👌🏻
Other times it makes no difference but you’re a whore that gets turned on by toilets 🤌🏻
Other times it makes no difference but you’re a whore that gets turned on by toilets 🤌🏻
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sometimes that lighting in the toilet at work just hits 👌🏻
Other times it makes no difference but you’re a whore that gets turned on by toilets 🤌🏻
Other times it makes no difference but you’re a whore that gets turned on by toilets 🤌🏻
I am, and will always be l, obsessed with Henry Hoops magnificent and squishy butt
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I am, and will always be l, obsessed with Henry Hoops magnificent and squishy butt
You can’t smell it all the way over there.
Get closer.
Get closer.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You can’t smell it all the way over there.
Get closer.
Get closer.
Getting to be in love with your best friend is seriously the greatest fucking feeling.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Getting to be in love with your best friend is seriously the greatest fucking feeling.
In, out, shake me all about.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
In, out, shake me all about.
Green eggs & ham
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Green eggs & ham
Force-feed me malteasers please
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Force-feed me malteasers please
I am bored.
What do I do when I’m bored?
Butt pics.
What do I do when I’m bored?
Butt pics.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I am bored.
What do I do when I’m bored?
Butt pics.
What do I do when I’m bored?
Butt pics.
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Happy Halloween