Joey Stout
@theoutdoorprogrammer.com
Programmer, Hunter, Hockey Fan, Family Man.
The Outdoor Programmer
The Outdoor Programmer
Hey all you people
Hey all you people
Hey all you people won't you listen to me
I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich
Hey all you people
Hey all you people won't you listen to me
I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Hey all you people
Hey all you people
Hey all you people won't you listen to me
I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich
Hey all you people
Hey all you people won't you listen to me
I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich
Im not big into Joe Rogan Experience, but I watched the Jelly Roll episode last night and it was very inspiring.
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Im not big into Joe Rogan Experience, but I watched the Jelly Roll episode last night and it was very inspiring.
I made my first youtube short, if you are a hunter or a programmer nerd like me check it out youtube.com/shorts/6m5rr...
Failed Squirrel Hunt ASMR #squirrel #hunting #fail
YouTube video by Joey Stout
youtube.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I made my first youtube short, if you are a hunter or a programmer nerd like me check it out youtube.com/shorts/6m5rr...
I changed my online handle from apollorion to TheOutdoorProgrammer recently. The username served me well for many years but had a few fallbacks that i hope my own personal "rebrand" will fix.
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I changed my online handle from apollorion to TheOutdoorProgrammer recently. The username served me well for many years but had a few fallbacks that i hope my own personal "rebrand" will fix.
Moved all my stuff to a homelab cluster lets see how that goes
September 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Moved all my stuff to a homelab cluster lets see how that goes
The new iOS reminds me of the first time I learned how to make a div with a blurry background.
September 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The new iOS reminds me of the first time I learned how to make a div with a blurry background.
My wife and I started a fish wall, this is fish art from columbus, seattle, and myrtle beach so far.
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My wife and I started a fish wall, this is fish art from columbus, seattle, and myrtle beach so far.
You forgot the pickles!!!
September 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You forgot the pickles!!!
the good news about running into a bear with rabies is you probably dont need to worry about contracting rabies.
August 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the good news about running into a bear with rabies is you probably dont need to worry about contracting rabies.
Sleep is a way to time travel to breakfast
August 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Sleep is a way to time travel to breakfast
if youre ever traveling abroad and theres a string behind a toilet, dont pull it. apparently it sets off an alarm
August 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
if youre ever traveling abroad and theres a string behind a toilet, dont pull it. apparently it sets off an alarm
I feel like the german language was created by someone who just loved the letter Z
August 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I feel like the german language was created by someone who just loved the letter Z
Im at the hospital waiting room because my wife is getting her tonsils removed and this guy next to me looked at his wife and said "im so sleepy, my hands are just feeling so thick, you know?" what? your hands are thick?
June 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Im at the hospital waiting room because my wife is getting her tonsils removed and this guy next to me looked at his wife and said "im so sleepy, my hands are just feeling so thick, you know?" what? your hands are thick?
Im starting a youtube channel "The Outdoor Programmer" where I do outdoor things like fishing/shooting while talking about programming related topics.
This first video is just me fishing I gotta get the hang of the cameras and mics and stuff so this was really just a test run.
youtu.be/sFalcWeK6ss
This first video is just me fishing I gotta get the hang of the cameras and mics and stuff so this was really just a test run.
youtu.be/sFalcWeK6ss
Cat Fishing Buckeye Lake (Catch, Clean, Cook Some Other Time)
YouTube video by Joey Stout
youtu.be
June 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Im starting a youtube channel "The Outdoor Programmer" where I do outdoor things like fishing/shooting while talking about programming related topics.
This first video is just me fishing I gotta get the hang of the cameras and mics and stuff so this was really just a test run.
youtu.be/sFalcWeK6ss
This first video is just me fishing I gotta get the hang of the cameras and mics and stuff so this was really just a test run.
youtu.be/sFalcWeK6ss
If you were given hypothetical perfect general anesthesia and your limp body was placed into a machine that moved you as if you were running full sprint, would your heart rate increase?
June 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you were given hypothetical perfect general anesthesia and your limp body was placed into a machine that moved you as if you were running full sprint, would your heart rate increase?
Is Walmart on here? 😂
June 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Is Walmart on here? 😂
I like chewing my OJ with pulp
May 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I like chewing my OJ with pulp
Do animals not have taste buds? How does a shark eat a rotting whale and think "this is gourmet as fuck?"
May 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Do animals not have taste buds? How does a shark eat a rotting whale and think "this is gourmet as fuck?"
People in pet subreddits ask the silliest questions "why is my cat making this noise while I pet her?" like what? you mean the purring?
April 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
People in pet subreddits ask the silliest questions "why is my cat making this noise while I pet her?" like what? you mean the purring?
did dodo bird taste good?
April 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
did dodo bird taste good?
A girl telling me she doesn't know who the president is in high school over 10 years ago lives rent free in my head
April 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A girl telling me she doesn't know who the president is in high school over 10 years ago lives rent free in my head
Owl City - Vanilla Twilight (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by OwlCityVEVO
youtu.be
April 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What is the conversion rate from horsepower to elephantpower?
April 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What is the conversion rate from horsepower to elephantpower?
Fishing tourney was today, got less than last place 😂. Im not a bad fisherman, the fish are just bad at biting my hook.
April 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fishing tourney was today, got less than last place 😂. Im not a bad fisherman, the fish are just bad at biting my hook.
Why did pineapple pizza lovers stop at pineapple? Are they fruitist against other fruit based pizzas? Wheres the strawberry pizza?
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why did pineapple pizza lovers stop at pineapple? Are they fruitist against other fruit based pizzas? Wheres the strawberry pizza?