Palaba
thepalaba.bsky.social
Palaba
@thepalaba.bsky.social
West Baltimore born, can now be found floating on any of the tributaries of the Chesapeake.
Virginia has so many data centers the state has its own sound now.

I know this makes executives in Palo Alto very happy but it seems like it might not have the same effect for residents of Loudoun County Virginia or just Loud VA for short.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Every half-decent Sandwich Cart, Sub Shop, Grinder Deli, Hero Mart and Po' Boy restaurant better have a Sean Dunn on their menu. I'm not sure the details but it includes mustard and onions, allegedly. #RESIST
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nancy needs to do with this generation what she failed to do with GenX and LET THEM LEAD. You're not needed you're in the way and your decades of leadership led to Trump's rise. Time to come home to Baltimore sit down, have some crabs and let the young people lead themselves.
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
In honor of Sam O'Hara and his patriotic act of playing the Imperial March in D.C., I will be following Andy Harris for the next few weeks and playing at the loudest volume aloud by law, the Theme from Jaws.
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wait. So what happened to the funky bunch again?
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So i guess congrats @wbal, here's to 100 more years of being the heritage foundations Baltimore mouthpiece! Asshats.
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
From an editorial standpoint @wbal has failed every argument, point or "political" thought that they have presented in the last 2 decades. For years we were scolded about small government and checks and balances and the conservative interest in the small business in Annapolis and Washington.
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Also Baltimore Comic Con!
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Fuck your King.
October 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
As a straight male I'd like to remind us all that the Bible, in Leviticus, tells us all that playing football and eating shrimp is the same, in terms of severity of offense to God, as being gay.
October 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think Oz smelled a lot more like cigarettes than Gain is willing to admit.
September 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@jason-aaron.bsky.social I'm sorry to see you won't be making it to Baltimore this year. Let me know when you're in the area so I can buy you a cocktail.
August 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm still praying for Haiti
August 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I think Maryland is the only state in the union where its residents can confidently say they've seen too much jousting. It's 2025 & I cannot bear to watch two more tin cans with pole volt poles charging at each other on horses. Oh and don't even bring out that stupid ring! We get it, arm strength!
August 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
T-Mobile you won't believe where I am! It's in Maryland and it's less than an hour away from three major metropolitan cities and I get no service.

Now you want me to play with elon's satellites?

Um. No.
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This has been a horrible week for children in America.
August 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I am so saddened by the news of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting closing. No other organization has been as helpful as instrumental in my journey to educate my daughter. To anyone who has ever worked there or donated time or money, Thank You.
August 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Grocery prices right now...
July 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Share a Coke with a friend! #coca-cola
July 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, what is the world supposed to be looking in our Coca-Cola for again? #Coca-cola #Jeffrey
July 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Scrutiny makes the strong stronger and the weak quit.
July 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
As an American I don't currently feel entitled to wag fingers at any other public media, but Damn BBC dropping Nadiya Hussain is stupid. I'll put money down that if she starts her own media group, the BBC will be begging to buy it ten years.
July 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Stewart and Colbert and their extended associates are more powerful than the entirety of Paramount and Skydance. Let's not forget why Youtube is a thing. Every other investor is salivating at the thought of Cheeks and Paramount F*ing this up!
July 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM