Cold pizza for breakfast though
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Cold pizza for breakfast though
My hip is a mother fucking wanky bitch and the only thing that stops it hurting is injections straight into the joint. My next one is in 18 days....it was due 2 months ago 😔 Anywho, Happy New Year 🎊🥂
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My hip is a mother fucking wanky bitch and the only thing that stops it hurting is injections straight into the joint. My next one is in 18 days....it was due 2 months ago 😔 Anywho, Happy New Year 🎊🥂
Me plus beer plus beer mats =
December 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me plus beer plus beer mats =
Merry Christmas lovely phone people 🎅🎄🥂
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Merry Christmas lovely phone people 🎅🎄🥂
Family ties aren't permanent. If there's a poisonous branch.......snip. My dad ghosted me after my mum died. Spend your time how you want to spend it, with the people you want around you......hope this makes sense, beer has been a major player in my evening xxxx
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Family ties aren't permanent. If there's a poisonous branch.......snip. My dad ghosted me after my mum died. Spend your time how you want to spend it, with the people you want around you......hope this makes sense, beer has been a major player in my evening xxxx
Happy Christmas Eve to the lovely people in my phone xx
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Happy Christmas Eve to the lovely people in my phone xx
Chestnuts are definitely not roasting on this open fire
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Chestnuts are definitely not roasting on this open fire
My duty here is done, I shall now retreat with my wine
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My duty here is done, I shall now retreat with my wine
As a 42 year old woman, I didn't really think my present wrapping through properly. I live on the floor now
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
As a 42 year old woman, I didn't really think my present wrapping through properly. I live on the floor now
@paulspencer1973.bsky.social you're aware of this right??
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@paulspencer1973.bsky.social you're aware of this right??
This, and the fact that he's essentially launching The Hunger Games, is making me think he really isn't relinquishing power when his term is up
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This, and the fact that he's essentially launching The Hunger Games, is making me think he really isn't relinquishing power when his term is up
When your taxi says it's arriving and you still have a full pint
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When your taxi says it's arriving and you still have a full pint
I might also have the Kaiser Chiefs blasting out.....fairly certain the other half is asleep on the sofa
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I might also have the Kaiser Chiefs blasting out.....fairly certain the other half is asleep on the sofa
Bless ya. I'm on sister duties tomorrow......at least there'll be alcohol
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bless ya. I'm on sister duties tomorrow......at least there'll be alcohol
Make sure to wave as you pass
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Make sure to wave as you pass
It really isn't. It's a piece of piss once you get going
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It really isn't. It's a piece of piss once you get going
I will happily teach you to knit over a couple of pints...... assuming you don't already know how
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I will happily teach you to knit over a couple of pints...... assuming you don't already know how
The only way to unwind after a busy week at work
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The only way to unwind after a busy week at work
Fully functional hips
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Fully functional hips
The food at the fuddle was appetising
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The food at the fuddle was appetising
Genuinely love the detail of Henry VIII twiddling his ring nervously in this portrait
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Genuinely love the detail of Henry VIII twiddling his ring nervously in this portrait
Spotted this on the pavement in that there London earlier. Today is the 9th anniversary of my sister's death. Had a bit of a moment
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Spotted this on the pavement in that there London earlier. Today is the 9th anniversary of my sister's death. Had a bit of a moment
Seeing as I couldn't make it up the stairs in the theatre, I went to see this mother and daughter pair instead
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Seeing as I couldn't make it up the stairs in the theatre, I went to see this mother and daughter pair instead
Those are my kind of ruins 😍
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Those are my kind of ruins 😍
