Peter J Evans
@thepeterjevans.bsky.social
Nihilapathist, cynic, antihuman and git. WARNING: This is a personal account. If you don’t like what I post, the door’s over there.
The Winter Olympics commentators keep talking about how good the skeleton athletes are, so think it's very unfair that they aren't allowed to walk in with their living teammates.
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The Winter Olympics commentators keep talking about how good the skeleton athletes are, so think it's very unfair that they aren't allowed to walk in with their living teammates.
Very nice of the Olympic committee to have set up stargates to transmit athletes into the stadium.
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Very nice of the Olympic committee to have set up stargates to transmit athletes into the stadium.
Other stuff you learn during extended hospital visits: when someone new is wheeled into the ward, it appears that standing up and shouting "Fresh meat! Fresh meat!" is not appreciated.
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Other stuff you learn during extended hospital visits: when someone new is wheeled into the ward, it appears that standing up and shouting "Fresh meat! Fresh meat!" is not appreciated.
So, after Day 3 of @jellybaby.bsky.social being stuck in hospital, I can very definitely confirm that the bachelor lifestyle is no longer for me.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
So, after Day 3 of @jellybaby.bsky.social being stuck in hospital, I can very definitely confirm that the bachelor lifestyle is no longer for me.
Won't be able to make the pubmeet today, sadly. I'm still host to a legion of virulent pathogens, and I don't want to Typhoid Mary the whole gathering.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Won't be able to make the pubmeet today, sadly. I'm still host to a legion of virulent pathogens, and I don't want to Typhoid Mary the whole gathering.
So now the week-long cough has been joined by a red-hot mosquito buzzing around my sinuses. Yay.
January 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
So now the week-long cough has been joined by a red-hot mosquito buzzing around my sinuses. Yay.
So that’s my first #Quar done, and I’m really pleased with how these little guys turned out. They’re great fun to assemble, full of character, and easy to paint. Two sessions and done.
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
So that’s my first #Quar done, and I’m really pleased with how these little guys turned out. They’re great fun to assemble, full of character, and easy to paint. Two sessions and done.
@burntcopper.bsky.social Happy Birthday, you. May your cake be so massive it drags smaller cakes inexorably into its gravitational well.
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
@burntcopper.bsky.social Happy Birthday, you. May your cake be so massive it drags smaller cakes inexorably into its gravitational well.
Here's wishing my wonderful wife @jellybaby.bsky.social the absolute happiest of birthdays!
a cat is looking at a birthday cake with a number 2 candle
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January 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Here's wishing my wonderful wife @jellybaby.bsky.social the absolute happiest of birthdays!
Happy New Year, you lot. Enjoy the fireworks.
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Happy New Year, you lot. Enjoy the fireworks.
So I think we can all agree that 2025 has been what we, in polite company, might refer to as ‘a motherfucker’. Let’s hope the next one has a little less of the End Times vibes, shall we?
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So I think we can all agree that 2025 has been what we, in polite company, might refer to as ‘a motherfucker’. Let’s hope the next one has a little less of the End Times vibes, shall we?
Merry Christmas, you lot.
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Merry Christmas, you lot.
You have your Christmas traditions, and I have mine.
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You have your Christmas traditions, and I have mine.
Okay, I'm done for the year. The only thing I'm going to be working on for the next eleven days is a sherry trifle the size of a fire bucket.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Okay, I'm done for the year. The only thing I'm going to be working on for the next eleven days is a sherry trifle the size of a fire bucket.
CHRISTMAS ROBOT (finally) ACTIVATED.
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
CHRISTMAS ROBOT (finally) ACTIVATED.
Pre- Christmas decorations flat cleaning all done. I feel fine. Perfectly fine.
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Pre- Christmas decorations flat cleaning all done. I feel fine. Perfectly fine.
@jmswallow.bsky.social More hard-SF roleplaying goodness coming atcha! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Orbital 2100 Third Edition - Zozer Games | DriveThruRPG
Orbital 2100 is a science fiction setting for Cepheus Universal and other Classic 2D6 SF games.
Experience the danger of spaceflight across our own solar system: radiation, solar flares, zero-G muscle...
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December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@jmswallow.bsky.social More hard-SF roleplaying goodness coming atcha! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
If you're going to have a buttress, make it flying.
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you're going to have a buttress, make it flying.
So tonight was the office 'Christmas' do. Which was loud and wearisome and an altogether awkward experience. But it was on my way back to the station anyway, and hey...
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So tonight was the office 'Christmas' do. Which was loud and wearisome and an altogether awkward experience. But it was on my way back to the station anyway, and hey...
Ah, Raynaud's, my old adversary, we meet again. I've been expecting you.
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ah, Raynaud's, my old adversary, we meet again. I've been expecting you.
A good day spent in good company, and topped off with the sudden arrival of my Kickstarter stuff from Free League. Nothing like a little light reading to soothe a fellow’s woes…
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A good day spent in good company, and topped off with the sudden arrival of my Kickstarter stuff from Free League. Nothing like a little light reading to soothe a fellow’s woes…
Hey @jmswallow.bsky.social, I believe this may be relevant to your interests...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...
The Pioneer RPG: Explore the Solar System
Pioneer – a new RPG set 10–20 years into the future as humanity explores the Solar System, based on the popular Traveller rules.
www.kickstarter.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hey @jmswallow.bsky.social, I believe this may be relevant to your interests...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...
Well, what a joy #CelebrityTraitors turned out to be! Never had an interest in the regular version and I don't think I'd like it much, but the great cast on this drew me in. And I have to say, spoiler-free, I was more than happy with the result!
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Well, what a joy #CelebrityTraitors turned out to be! Never had an interest in the regular version and I don't think I'd like it much, but the great cast on this drew me in. And I have to say, spoiler-free, I was more than happy with the result!
Heading home from @princecharlescinema.com after an extremely cool showing of the 1921 Nosferatu, with live (and proper eerie, at times) score. Many thanks to @ingenious76.bsky.social for setting up the Halloween fun!
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Heading home from @princecharlescinema.com after an extremely cool showing of the 1921 Nosferatu, with live (and proper eerie, at times) score. Many thanks to @ingenious76.bsky.social for setting up the Halloween fun!
Just starting off in #SilentHillf, and really liking it so far. The graphics, both character and scenery, are spot on, and the atmosphere is properly unsettling. And finally being able to pick up a steel pipe and beat up those twisty doll zombies is very satisfying...
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just starting off in #SilentHillf, and really liking it so far. The graphics, both character and scenery, are spot on, and the atmosphere is properly unsettling. And finally being able to pick up a steel pipe and beat up those twisty doll zombies is very satisfying...