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𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫: Valerian Plott
𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: Poppy's Spin Off
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The basement fight reshade is gonna change drastically midway during last boss fight update, and that's okay. 👍👍👍
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January 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The basement fight reshade is gonna change drastically midway during last boss fight update, and that's okay. 👍👍👍
Me specifically is very happy about the new world.
TARTOSA PART TWO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
TARTOSA PART TWO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
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January 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Me specifically is very happy about the new world.
TARTOSA PART TWO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
TARTOSA PART TWO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
COVER THEM UP SLUT
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
COVER THEM UP SLUT
I just want to have a talk with the member of the Art Team that decided we needed historical dress with thigh high slits
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I just want to have a talk with the member of the Art Team that decided we needed historical dress with thigh high slits
tf u just say to me bitch?
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
tf u just say to me bitch?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TODDLERS CAN'T EAT THE GIANT LOLLYS
IS THE CHILD JUST SUPPOSED TO STARVE?!
IS THE CHILD JUST SUPPOSED TO STARVE?!
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TODDLERS CAN'T EAT THE GIANT LOLLYS
IS THE CHILD JUST SUPPOSED TO STARVE?!
IS THE CHILD JUST SUPPOSED TO STARVE?!
I have to go outside for mandatory walkies and touching grass tomorrow, so update will either be later in the day or Thursday morning. Sorry for the inconvenience!
Oh nOOOO
You hate to see it. Thanks for letting me monologue at you though!
See you tomorrow! 🙋♀️
You hate to see it. Thanks for letting me monologue at you though!
See you tomorrow! 🙋♀️
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I have to go outside for mandatory walkies and touching grass tomorrow, so update will either be later in the day or Thursday morning. Sorry for the inconvenience!
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THE L WORD
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January 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
THE L WORD
Oh nOOOO
You hate to see it. Thanks for letting me monologue at you though!
See you tomorrow! 🙋♀️
You hate to see it. Thanks for letting me monologue at you though!
See you tomorrow! 🙋♀️
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Oh nOOOO
You hate to see it. Thanks for letting me monologue at you though!
See you tomorrow! 🙋♀️
You hate to see it. Thanks for letting me monologue at you though!
See you tomorrow! 🙋♀️
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙨.
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙨.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: Every operation is only as strong as it's weakest link.
Once you locate the soft spot - identify the chink in the samurai cat armor, I'm afraid all it takes is one solid tug on the chain -
Once you locate the soft spot - identify the chink in the samurai cat armor, I'm afraid all it takes is one solid tug on the chain -
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: Every operation is only as strong as it's weakest link.
Once you locate the soft spot - identify the chink in the samurai cat armor, I'm afraid all it takes is one solid tug on the chain -
Once you locate the soft spot - identify the chink in the samurai cat armor, I'm afraid all it takes is one solid tug on the chain -
𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗽𝘆: The way you talk about him makes it sound like you couldn't care if he lives or dies.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: Oh very much not. We were really hoping you'd kill each other. Figured it would be the easiest way to cut out the rot.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: Oh very much not. We were really hoping you'd kill each other. Figured it would be the easiest way to cut out the rot.
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗽𝘆: The way you talk about him makes it sound like you couldn't care if he lives or dies.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: Oh very much not. We were really hoping you'd kill each other. Figured it would be the easiest way to cut out the rot.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: Oh very much not. We were really hoping you'd kill each other. Figured it would be the easiest way to cut out the rot.
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗵: But he got greedy, started sampling the product himself.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: And you can see where exactly that got him.
𝗘𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱. But at a cost.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: And you can see where exactly that got him.
𝗘𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱. But at a cost.
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗵: But he got greedy, started sampling the product himself.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: And you can see where exactly that got him.
𝗘𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱. But at a cost.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: And you can see where exactly that got him.
𝗘𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱. But at a cost.
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗵: Mr. Vader came after.
We found him trolling the forums. A spiritual man who gave up everything in search of his own answers.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗱. Or so we thought. We hired him on to manage the flock - study and document the effects of the formula on the new subjects.
We found him trolling the forums. A spiritual man who gave up everything in search of his own answers.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗱. Or so we thought. We hired him on to manage the flock - study and document the effects of the formula on the new subjects.
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗵: Mr. Vader came after.
We found him trolling the forums. A spiritual man who gave up everything in search of his own answers.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗱. Or so we thought. We hired him on to manage the flock - study and document the effects of the formula on the new subjects.
We found him trolling the forums. A spiritual man who gave up everything in search of his own answers.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗱. Or so we thought. We hired him on to manage the flock - study and document the effects of the formula on the new subjects.
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: ¡Vale! Now, if you’d like to keep your all those clever brains inside your skull I would highly suggest that you tuck your balls between your legs and 𝘿𝙍𝙄𝙑𝙀!
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: ¡Vale! Now, if you’d like to keep your all those clever brains inside your skull I would highly suggest that you tuck your balls between your legs and 𝘿𝙍𝙄𝙑𝙀!
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: You don't have to be happy about this but if you push me I am going to pull back. ¿𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚?
𝗔𝗹𝗲: Si Señora.
𝗔𝗹𝗲: Si Señora.
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: You don't have to be happy about this but if you push me I am going to pull back. ¿𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚?
𝗔𝗹𝗲: Si Señora.
𝗔𝗹𝗲: Si Señora.
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: ¿Eres pajúo? What do you think you are doing!?
𝗔𝗹𝗲: I just thought it we matched the speed of-
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: You think I am paying you to think?!
𝗔𝗹𝗲: 𝘐𝘛 𝘐𝘚 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘠 𝘔𝘠 𝘑𝘖𝘉!
𝗔𝗹𝗲: I just thought it we matched the speed of-
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: You think I am paying you to think?!
𝗔𝗹𝗲: 𝘐𝘛 𝘐𝘚 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘠 𝘔𝘠 𝘑𝘖𝘉!
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: ¿Eres pajúo? What do you think you are doing!?
𝗔𝗹𝗲: I just thought it we matched the speed of-
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: You think I am paying you to think?!
𝗔𝗹𝗲: 𝘐𝘛 𝘐𝘚 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘠 𝘔𝘠 𝘑𝘖𝘉!
𝗔𝗹𝗲: I just thought it we matched the speed of-
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗮: You think I am paying you to think?!
𝗔𝗹𝗲: 𝘐𝘛 𝘐𝘚 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘠 𝘔𝘠 𝘑𝘖𝘉!
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗵: Influencers.
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗵: Influencers.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: I needed a group of test subjects so malleable, so empty headed, so weak willed.
She of course had the perfect solution.
She of course had the perfect solution.
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: I needed a group of test subjects so malleable, so empty headed, so weak willed.
She of course had the perfect solution.
She of course had the perfect solution.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: I keeled over - mere centimeters from death. But what I saw in those moments - 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸.
𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹.
I immediately phoned Miss Mariah, commanding her to fetch me a bigger sample size.
𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹.
I immediately phoned Miss Mariah, commanding her to fetch me a bigger sample size.
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: I keeled over - mere centimeters from death. But what I saw in those moments - 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸.
𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹.
I immediately phoned Miss Mariah, commanding her to fetch me a bigger sample size.
𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹.
I immediately phoned Miss Mariah, commanding her to fetch me a bigger sample size.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: It wasn't until the Soft Oaf of a Holiday Man accidentally shattered one of my beakers, that I was exposed to the formula myself.
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: It wasn't until the Soft Oaf of a Holiday Man accidentally shattered one of my beakers, that I was exposed to the formula myself.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: I concocted the initial formula from a combination of several easily accessible psychedelics. 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘋𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘴. But trial after trial produced little to no effect on my collection of first pet stuff rodents.
𝗦𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵.
𝗦𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: I concocted the initial formula from a combination of several easily accessible psychedelics. 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘋𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘴. But trial after trial produced little to no effect on my collection of first pet stuff rodents.
𝗦𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵.
𝗦𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: A low grade neuro-paralyzer that could be pumped out to guests of the hotel. A little something to weaken the mind, lower the freewill response. Encourage you to purchase out of season tchotchkes.
Call it 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗝𝗼𝘆.
Trials were - how do you say, Unsuccessful. 𝗔𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁.
Call it 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗝𝗼𝘆.
Trials were - how do you say, Unsuccessful. 𝗔𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁.
January 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: A low grade neuro-paralyzer that could be pumped out to guests of the hotel. A little something to weaken the mind, lower the freewill response. Encourage you to purchase out of season tchotchkes.
Call it 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗝𝗼𝘆.
Trials were - how do you say, Unsuccessful. 𝗔𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁.
Call it 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗝𝗼𝘆.
Trials were - how do you say, Unsuccessful. 𝗔𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁.
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: When we originally relocated I was inspired by what I believed to be rather a profitable idea for a little bit of chemical warfare.
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵: When we originally relocated I was inspired by what I believed to be rather a profitable idea for a little bit of chemical warfare.