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Ramona 🆘 🇺🇸
@theramonaway.bsky.social
Weird thoughts, spooky coziness, calligraphy & hoop dance joy.
Halloween year-round + baked goods that feel like hugs. 🎃💃🖋🍪
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Hey Bluesky 👋🏼 I’m not here to go viral—I’m here to play.
This is my cozy attic of weird thoughts, spooky vibes, calligraphy doodles, hoop dance joy, & 80s/90s nostalgia.
If you vibe with Halloween year-round & baked goods that feel like hugs, pull up a chair. 🎃🖋️💃
Last posts gets tons of likes.
Me: “Hey follow me, I don’t bite!”
The likes come to a grounding halt.

🤣
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
These are not Celsius temps 🥶
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There is a question posted on TikTok and it’s, “If you’re a democrat or left-leaning, what is your most conservative view?”
I actually have more than one:
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I had dental work done today.

Four hours later
Three different crowns
Two root canals
And a partridge in a pear tree 🌲
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Today is Ugly Christmas Sweater Day and I’m wearing a T-shirt that says, “This is my ugly Christmas sweater” because actual sweaters make me sweat more than a hooker in church. 🥵
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My work hack for getting through the day easier?

Wearing yoga pants and dressing up the rest of my outfit so you can’t tell I’m wearing yoga pants. Comfort always.
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
What is it like to be so beloved, people leave heartfelt messages on your birthday and on every day Facebook posts.

What’s it like? I want to know.
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s Monday. I’m at work.

That’s it, that’s the post.

So exciting.
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is gonna be my go-to meme now anytime somebody slightly annoys me.
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why do I only remember this app on the weekends? 😂
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A lot’s been going on.
I’ve grown to dislike my job.
My grandmother died and we buried her today.
My 45th bday party is tomorrow.
I go see Wicked with my daughters this Sunday.
Grief mixed with celebration and happiness is a weird feeling.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It’s my birthday month and here is my wish list. Don’t spend all your money on me now. 😉 lol

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pretty darn cool, IMO 😎
New York City voters decisively elected progressive rising star Zohran Mamdani for mayor, rejecting Andrew Cuomo’s cynical and xenophobic campaign. Thank God for that.
Good Riddance
New York City voters decisively elected progressive rising star Zohran Mamdani for mayor, rejecting Andrew Cuomo’s cynical and xenophobic campaign. Thank God for that.
www.thecut.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Thunderstorms ⛈️ on Friday, snow ❄️ by Monday.

Welcome to 🎵 Kentucky 🎵
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I need my eyes checked. Why? It took me a moment to figure out why a six week old baby needed a bassoon.
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
No, I’m not too sensitive. Everyone else is cold, mean, inconsiderate, selfish, ridiculous, smelly jerk-offs.
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 55 minute long clarinet duet.
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Hi. I don’t have a lot to say. Bye. 👋🏼
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Cabbage

The Matrix

Let Her Go by Passenger
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My 30 minute lunch break is almost up, but the group next to me already were on lunch and clearly not going anywhere anytime soon. 🤔

Awkward.
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yesterday, I heard the paper towel dispenser go off in our restroom. There was nobody in there and the damn thing is motion activated.

I just found that weird and a little bit creepy.
September 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Friendly reminder-if you want more people in the church, don’t do stuff like this. 👇🏼 Because you’re only attracting the same kind of folks that already think like you do.
September 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I posted this on a different network.
September 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m gonna make two kinds of cookie bars tonight: chocolate chip and butter pecan.
September 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM