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Clive Dove 🕊️

@therealclivedove.bsky.social

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Reformed criminal. Former reporter. Recently released from prison. Nice to meet you! [ RETIRED ] (spoilers) (parody) 🎩| PL RP starter pack: https://go.bsky.app/LEPs1rh 📰| https://therealclivedove.straw.page

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Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · Jan 22

Hello everyone.

My name is Clive Dove and I was formally a reporter for London's biggest newspaper.

You may know me as the young man Professor Layton stopped from levelling London.

Since then, I have been to prison and am no longer a criminal. (I promise)

I hope I am able to connect with you 🤍

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Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · Jun 13

// The crossed out ones are my personal and my selfship account

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · Jun 13

// ‼️ Announcement:

I have decided to end the project

Thank you for everything

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Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 27

...You read them? Those were confidential.

Ugh, whatever. It's in the past now.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 23

I guess I'll have to investigate...

His emoji usage is nauseating, though. I can't stand to look at his posts.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 23

...Do you know anything about this... 'Clive'?

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 23

Clive... Mulch?

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 23

What.

Clive 🐌 🌿 🍄‍🟫 ✨ @evilclivedove.bsky.social · May 21

I'm not really used to posting on social media 😣 I'm usually in my garden mulching ☺️ or potting plants! 🪴✨😊

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Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

Well, I tried.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

Nothing apparently.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

You're a detective, figure out the answers yourself.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

Nice, the filter works. It's nice to look normal again... Even if it's just through a screen and not reality.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

🙄

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

Calm down, Leon. You're not Doctor Who.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

You'll see.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

Hah. Yes. Much better.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

Hmm... I've got something that could help. Are you interested?

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

So many questions. Are you going to present me with a puzzle next, Leon?

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

It seems that life is slightly peaceful right now... Apart from Targent being all over my timeline. Ugh.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

No, but I have read about you. What a sad man you are.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

Ugh, Leon.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 20

You may be wondering how I managed to be hired for such a normal job when I'm still on the run from the police...

Let's just say Luke's identity comes in handy at the best of times.

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Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 15

Oh.

It seems I became what I always feared...

...A tabloid journalist.

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Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 15

Thank you, Anton.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 15

You know what, Flora, you're right. Those idiots don't deserve their organisation's name pronounced correctly.

Clive Dove 🕊️ @therealclivedove.bsky.social · May 15

I'll give you some advice, it's only ok to hit a cop... Or Targent.

Do with that information what you will.

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