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Lesser Known Kelce Sister
@therealjlw.bsky.social
Lover of all things Chiefs, Royals, Jayhawks, and Kansas City.
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If this isn't me in 30-40 years, I don't wanna be here.
My dog really, really, really wants a new friend. Who says a squirrel and a Belgian Malinois can't peacefully co-exist and be BFFs?
May 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I have seen this a lot but never stopped to listen.

Drop what you are doing and listen to this while you remind yourself what an amazing time it is to be alive.
May 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Has anyone used a smartwatch to help monitor a heart condition? Obviously you can't *rely* on a smartwatch, but there are a lot of claims by some that they can detect if your heart goes into a-fib. I am wondering if anyone has personal experience with that???

Trying to find one for my dad.
May 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I threw my back out yesterday doing squats.

I love that life at 40+ is a neverending cycle of doing something for your health that ultimately injures you, just so you can hurt yourself all over again while rehabbing said injury.

Stay young, kids. Stay young.
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April 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am normally very nice and give people the benefit of the doubt, but FYI for the last few days I am stressed out and looking for a fight. Just smile and nod while backing away slowly...🤣🤣🤣
April 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
As a life-long fan for the last 4 days, I am pumped!!!!

This is officially a Mavs stan account. Now for the love of everything holy SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOCKEY TO ME.
April 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Is Aldis like a Walmart and I can go in there wearing yoga pants and no makeup? Or is it more of a Target where I have to choose between yoga pants or not wearing makeup?
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April 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Reposted by Lesser Known Kelce Sister
My photo of Patrick Mahomes’ helmet breaking was awarded second place in the #BOP sports action category for @nppa.org. @kansascity.com. #nfl #sports #photojournalism #photography
April 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just left the doctor's office with my mom. She has breast cancer, but she has a great prognosis (🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏) thanks to early detection from a routine mammogram. We have no family history and she had no symptoms (to my knowledge).

Ladies - get yourself checked annually!!! It's so important.
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Facebook algorithm is getting WILD because this describes me exactly. Every part of it.

Except that I, of course, would never be sent by the devil. I am an unmitigated delight, just like I tell my husband every day.
April 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I hid 15 Easter eggs for my 16 and 14 yo, indoors only, and it still took them 25 minutes to find them all because there are no easy wins given in this house.

You earn that chocolate or you go without!
April 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
AS A 24-HOUR-LONG KC MAVERICKS FAN I AM PUMPED!!!!!
April 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
April 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Easter tradition #1 in the books!
April 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Does anyone go to a lot KC Mavericks games? There is a superfan here and I NEED to know his backstory.
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
As a fan of Rory and The Masters for at least the last 6 hours, I now am glad I have only devoted 6 hours to this.
April 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If this was an actual LSAT question, I am not sure i would have made it into law school.
Jim Nantz presents the audience with an LSAT logic question
April 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just found out the name of the playlist my 16yo uses when either my husband or I are in her car.

'Playlist for Opps'.

🤔🤔🤔
April 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is the truest thing i have seen in a long time. Y'all need to pull it together.
April 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
MY PARALEGAL FOUND OUT TODAY SHE PASSED THE BAR!!!

No she does not have a Blue Sky account so I can't tag her and you (probably) don't know her, but I am still PUMPED and I would love you to share in my excitement!
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April 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by Lesser Known Kelce Sister
1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.

2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.

3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.

4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My 3 year old Facebook memories from today include a lot of fun posts about #kubball winning the National Championship.

Can someone tell Self I would love to experience that again? No pressure, but like...maybe at least make the Sweet 16 again?
April 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is how I feel about any and all April Fools Day shenanigans.

#GetOffMyLawn
April 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Here are my Top 10 WORST Dogs!
April 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM