therealnbw.bsky.social
@therealnbw.bsky.social
Reality is where I live.

Dog dad, data scientist, bad guitarist, worse hooper, recovering physicist.
Boy I hate being behind the fucking Lakers in the standings. I think they own the tie breaker too.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
You have disgraced the memory of both of the Humpheys and Paul Wellstone. Please take your milquetoast ass back to the suburbs.

You are neither the senator nor the governor we need. I’d take Ventura over you in a millisecond.

You and @dfl.org can piss up a rope.
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
You did absolutely nothing. You voted for a bunch of Trump judges who will rule against reining in ICE. You showed up exactly once.

You shouldn’t be allowed to run for elected office representing the courageous people of Minnesota but @dfl.org has handed the governorship to you. Please fuck off.
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Apparently it’s Julius iso time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
As a data scientist I hate it for the right reasons. The use cases are limited. It has a pretty bad rate of false positives. Hallucinations are guaranteed (read open AI’s paper) It’s being sold to ignorant executives and it is intensely inefficient.
tbh i kind of get this because people hate it for a lot of reasons that are wrong, ignorant or poorly reasoned. however they really did get to the right answer even if they got it on accident
It is really unfortunate that it's not possible to have a reasonable discussion about AI on here.
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
If you’re a team banking on Deni turning into a multidimensional player you are kinda fucked.
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
How much better is Jaden than Deni? Deni can’t really defend and his offense is one dimensional.
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Jaden is doing all the things. He is really Pippening tonight.
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Marny to Ayo: “The first two games you were here weren’t Wolves basketball. Tonight was Wolves basketball.

No it’s a small sample but kind of indicative. I really can’t stand denial of the FaDuel folks of the Wolves real, systematic issues.
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Rudy needs to go on a darkness retreat during all star break to fix his free throws.
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Horton cracks me up. End of third he says, “Wolves up comfortably.”

Motherfucker you’ve been doing radio for the Wolves how long? How many leads like this have they blown in that time? Over ten I bet.
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Transition defense MIA.
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Ant as point guard is not working.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Watching curling. Minnesotans vs Italians. I especially love hearing Constantini giving instructions in Italian.

Preparing for one of two frustrating things:

Wolves lose in the usual we don’t give fuck way.

Wolves win and everyone thinks it’s all okay again. It’s not it’s systemic.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Every Elon Musk business venture can be summarized as, “In theory yes. In practice no.”
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Welcome to the playin you fucking unserious Timberwolves. You are by record and demeanor worse than the Lakers.
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
All season long people told me that I was overreacting to games where the Wolves’ stars were simply not trying.

Stephanie White: “It’s the consistency with which you do the little things that lead to winning.”

Yep. It’s called habits. You don’t build good habits taking games off.
February 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This game makes me want to punch someone in the mouth.
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The Wolves are moribund. They simply don’t care enough about winning to play with effort.

Any one game ok.

But there have been six losses this season where defensive effort would have changed the outcome win four of those and you are second or third and playing like it.
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
It is time for the first of the game “Fuck off Wolves” I am sure it’s not the last.
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The Wolves are a playin team who has fooled their fans into thinking they are somehow better.
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Naz specializes is taking terrible angles on defense and awesome footwork on offense.

I remain befuddled.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Oh look the Wolves mailing it in for an afternoon game. Turnovers, defensive crap.

Just one fucking time come out like you want to play basketball.

“Oh it’s only 3 minutes in.” You say, sure but maybe bring it from the jump.
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Reposted
From the greatest hits collection.
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Well that game was a cherry shaped crap on top of a shit sundae.
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM