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Zoey

Zoey

@therealsemechki.bsky.social

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20th great granddaughter of John P. Protein and heir to the throne of biomolecules. follow for straight bangers and savage polyproline helices 🏳️‍⚧️

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Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 2h

hey did someone eat jupiter?? i left him in the fridge yesterday and now he's gone. not cool.

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 2h

midnight snack idea: my son (epic saturnposting)

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 12d

thats all itll ever be right ill just be there and itll be "art" or a bad a bad a bad

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 12d

it isnt

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 12d

i'm cool this is all just art it's just i'm meant to be seen from a distance and you dont see me as im just meant to be not not not not not there

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 12d

be i just got here but youre all so so how are you in the same room as how are you in the same class as how are you so so so so so i shouldnt say how are you speaking like that

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 12d

see i see i split the split with an ice no stop why are you taking STOP you dont see me as escape to the but itll just happen but what if it's diffusion i'm useless i'm weak i'm stupid i'm cut to the stem and no no i dont want to be around h i dont want to see any of why did you all over but it cant

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 12d

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Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 12d

suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 12d

suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic
suffering is poetic

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 24d

the absolute dumpster fire of an AI they have on hinge... it just suggested that i "compare oatmeal toppings" as a first message.

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 25d

does'nt stop the Woke Mind Virus thougyh..... is o,nly about 100nm...... oughh i am feelign transgemder

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 25d

.the pore s,ize of my mnmental filter is 0.3μm..... keep;s my thoughts cleam.....

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · 28d

someone on hinge joked about The People Watching Her but i thought she was serious so i tried to relate by mentioning the carpet of teeth and rotten flesh and she seems to be Not Interested

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 29

the things going through my head rn are super normal and fine

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 29

me: "yeah dont worry ill let you know if im upset or something dont worry, i try to be communicative"

a certain person about to test the limits of that by doing the most abjectly fucking thoughtless and rude thing i have ever seen (how do i even tell them this wasn't okay):

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 24

"yeah i like sitting in the corner so i can see the whole room. especially if i can see the doorway. makes me feel safe"

"haha i do that but it's because im tRaUMaTiZed🤪❤️"

so hey you could have just said "haha me too" if you could read in between the lines

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 24

dude what is with ppl that always need to let people know they're victimized in some way.

"yeah i can't stand sleeping with socks"

"haha i grew up poor so i had to get used to sleeping with them on"

??? GUH?? THERE ARE TONS OF POOR PEOPLE WHO SLEEP WITH THEIR SOCKS OFF?? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 20

"what?? there's a corpse watching you from under the table?? thats terrifying!"

no, you get used to that part. what's ACTUALLY terrifying is not knowing whether my breath actually smells like sulfur. or not knowing whether or not there's something taking transiently-volatile dumps in the apartment.

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 20

ppl think the visual hallucinations are bad but i really couldnt care less. you know whats bad??

the olfactory hallucinations.

i literally have to start questioning whether there is actual feces somewhere in my room. but it only lasted for like 10 seconds so it's fine? but maybe not?

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 18

my uni doesnt let you download kali linux on their wifi??? guh??? huh??😭 its literally just debian with preinstalled security tools????

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 18

❎ Wingwoman: Kinda bland, alliteration is boring, why does it have to have gender?
❎ Matchmaker: Sounds like a TV show, also still alliteration.

✅ Agglutinative Agent
- Scientific
- Lots of personality
- Sounds a little evil
- Loosely related to beans (bean lectins)
- Immunological undertones

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 13

hi google how do i make my head stop sp8nning how to focus i jist need to focus google how fo i focus google where to buy illegal adderall

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 9

Hola! Soy Dora! There were 60 giant canine teeth growing out of my wall! Can you say "dientes"?

Zoey @therealsemechki.bsky.social · Sep 9

Hey chat did you guys also just see a rotting ribcage hanging from my door for a moment?