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The Real Slim Sherri
@therealslimsherri.bsky.social
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Unapologetically authentic GenXer. Comedian, truth-teller, and Queen of Zero F’s. Here to make you laugh, think, and maybe spit your coffee. IG - 1.5M TT - 1.6M FB - 1.7M YT - 125K Threads - 322K www.therealslimsherri.com
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Apr 22
Now looking for investors 😂 #morningmood #coffee
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Apr 18
I thought I was ready, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the gut punch I got today. Goonies… released June 7, 1985. Goonies turns 40 this year 😳

If I have to live with that horrifying math, so do you. You’re welcome.

#genx #80smovies #notokay
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Apr 8
Why you millennials trying to trigger GenX? 😂 #genx #millennial #80s #90s #nostalgia
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Apr 8
GenX, we were the last generation that truly knew how to be bored without saying it out loud!

Because bored is how you learned the game of “You’re bored? Not anymore…You can clean the baseboards, wash the dishes, dust every knick knack and edge the yard with the scissors.” 😂 #genx
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Apr 7
Who remembers when your mom would be like, “Hold still,” douse your open wound in this radioactive red juice, maybe blow on it once, then scream “GO PLAY!” Ahhh the memories 😂 #genx #boomers #70s #nostalgia #memories
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Apr 4
How is this possible?! 1980 was like no more than 30 years ago…tops!! #genx #80s #makeitmakesense
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Mar 29
Why are we like this?
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Mar 15
This song just hits different in my 50’s! So many things I can do without, I can’t even list them all 😂 #genx
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Feb 28
I know the feel of the toilet brush is right but it’s definitely wrong…don’t do it.
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Feb 10
It’s only Monday!
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Feb 5
Is there an overdraft fee? Asking for a friend #2025 #meme #funnymemes #wtf #therealslimsherri
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Feb 3
Well…never expected this to be the measure of age, but here we are 😂 #funny #genx #80smusic #over50 #over40
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 30
If you know…you know! #genx #80s #nostalgia #memes
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 29
I feel attacked and this is me 😂 #over50 #menopause #brainfog #genx #funnyvideo
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 28
PSA: walk away, it’s not worth it and they have more experience 😂
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 27
#2025, we need to talk. You’re out here clownin’ with snow machines in the south, fires in the west, earthquake in Maine, and everything else you’re throwning into this dumpster fire. Chill out! I’m already exhausted, and we haven’t even made it to February!
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 26
Take a break and turn down the volume—mainstream or social, it’ll drive you batsh*t crazy. Guard your peace at all costs, because the echo chamber (aka “the algo”) was designed to warp our view.

Remember: Fear is the thief of joy! Shock is designed to paralyze. Rage against the machine!!
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 24
They just out here canceling school at the threat of snow 24 hours before the snow arrives! If it even arrives 🙄 These kids don’t know!
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 24
Hey, we’re all floating in the same boat paddling with one oar and a rubber. Ducky for life vest. So just keep swimming. #slimsherri
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 23
Good morning you marvelous misfits! Rise and forking shine! Get your backside moving and make today your little bish! #dailydoseofslimsherri #motivation #goodmorning
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 22
You knew it was over when this happened #80s #genx #friends #meme #slimsherri
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 21
2025 vs 1980’s Parents

#genx #parenting #thenvsnow #genxkids #timeshavechanged #80s #xennial #genxcrew #slimsherri
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 21
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 21
I joined substack for this very reason ❤️
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The Real Slim Sherri @therealslimsherri.bsky.social · Jan 21
Word is it will never be the same 😔
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